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Clips from Disenchantment (2018) - A Princess, an Elf, and a Demon Walk Into a Bar (S01E01)

"Nope."
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"[all screaming]"
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"Hope you got your beauty sleep."
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"Please, let me go on a crusade!"
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"Anything's safer than guarding that princess."
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"Two pair."
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"Three me's."
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"That's only two."
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"Not when I got the knife."
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"[scoffs and gulps]"
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"[crowd gasps]"
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"[groans]"
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"- Sorry I can't make your wedding. - You wanna switch places?"
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"No, I'm good."
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"- Enjoy your special day. - You, too."
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"Morning, Princess. Care to try my new cure-all?"
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"It wards off deadly plague."
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"I'm actually hoping for death. Thanks, though."
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"[Zog] Mmm."
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"This one needs royaling up. More columns, more frosting."
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"And neither of these looks like me."
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"Make them both look like me. Then, get rid of one!"
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"Of course, I... Hey! Where were you?"
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"Oh, I understand, darling."
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"On my wedding day, I also had butterflies in stomach."
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"I shouldn't have eaten so many."
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"I just wanted to have a last bit of fun before the happiest day of my life."
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"Silence! The delegation from Bentwood arrives any moment."
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"Anybody looks at her, they get their head chopped off."
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"Oh, boy, did I look at her!"
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"What?"
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"Great. I have to wear this crazy veil and pretend I'm a virgin?"
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"It's not a veil, ma'am. It's your corset."
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"See? It pushes all the mincemeat to the top of the pie."
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"All this wedding hassle for a stupid political alliance?"
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"I thought that I'd get married for true love, or because I was wasted."
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"Lots of reasons to get married, ma'am."
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"I got married for a goat."
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"Now, let's hurry. The prince will be here any minute to marry you"
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"and, time permitting, meet you."
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"How do I look? Spiffy, right?"
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"I had the dogs lick me clean twice."
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"[trumpeting]"
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"Lorenzo the First and Bunny."
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"[stammers] My new King-and-Queen-in-laws."
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"Or should I just call you brother and sister?"
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"We are brother and sister. What of it?"
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"hero of the Battle Against That Bird That Flew Into The Room One Time,"
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"groom-to-be, Prince Guysbert of Bentwood."
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"Va-va-voom!"
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"You never do that for me."
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"No, I just feel like my life is ending. I can't even smile."
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"[grunts]"
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"Remember: Whores rouge. Ladies leech."
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"You ever wish you could live in a place where people are really, truly happy?"
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"♪ It's a ha ha ha and a hee hee hee ♪"
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"♪ Our minds are blank But our hearts are free ♪"
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"♪ We drink all night, uncontrollably ♪"
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"♪ It's a ho ho ho and a hee hee hee ♪"
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"♪ Listen to us whistle adorably ♪"
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"[whistling]"
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"Kissy, save your lips for the prepackaged candy assortments."
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"And, Elfo, it's like you don't appreciate your assembly-line job."
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"I'm kinda not always... happy?"
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"But we're singing."
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"Yeah, singing while you work's not happiness. It's mental illness."
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"Ugh! I'm sick of being happy all the time."
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"I wish I could go somewhere where people are miserable."
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"Hmm."
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"What is going on with this gift?"
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"[gruff voice] Open the gates of... I mean, the ribbon."
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"A weird ghost guy is attacking and complimenting me."
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"[muffled grunts]"
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"First up, not a ghost."
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"Ghosts are losers that got murdered."
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"That's right. In fact, your personal demon."
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"Get used to it,"
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"'cause you are stuck with me for all eter..."
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"And so the demonic binding begins."
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"Yes, our emissary will steer her towards the darkness."
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"So, we'll need chairs."
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"[Elfo grunts]"
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"Hey! Get outta here, Weirdo!"
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"[Elfo] But it's like you do the slightest thing here,"
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"- and everyone freaks out. - [Kissy] Mmm-hmm."
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"We spend all day making candy to earn candy."
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"You're so sad. You're a sad little elf!"
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"Nothing, Father!"
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"This is the last straw. You're going to be punished."
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"Oh! Pops!"
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"Hey."
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"- Now, what was I saying? - [Elfo] Ow!"
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"I mean, hands."
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"- and I was in love. - Pops!"
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"[grunting]"
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"Whoa!"
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"Oh!"
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"That's no ladies' mace."
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"[grunting] Ow!"
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"Ow! Ow! Ow!"
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"And that, my friend, is how one returns a gift."
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"[sighs]"
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"[snoring]"
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"Father, stop!"
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"You can't just kill every guy that kisses me."
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"[crowd murmurs]"
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"[Elfo grunts]"
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"Run, Elfo! Run far away!"
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"Come with me!"
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"[panting]"
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"I don't know why we keep that lever there."
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"[elf king] Elfo, I warn thee."
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"For centuries, no elf has ever left Elfwood."
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"- Except Leavo. - Speak no more of Leavo, Speako!"
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"All will be forgiven as long as you obey the Jolly Code."
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"I wanna taste something other than sweetness."
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"I want to cry salty tears,"
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"learn bitter truths."
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"Mustard, vinegar, anchovies? These are the ravings of fools."
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"Take one step further, you're on your own."
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