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Clips from American Dad! - Virtual In-Stanity (S07E07)

"Where did you get it?"
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"Oh, I got a great deal."
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"This limo company went out of bus..."
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"Let's go for a ride."
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"No, no, no, I'm gonna start a business."
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"Happy birthday, friendo."
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"Two tickets to the Ice Capades on Land?"
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"Oh, that sounds like fun, Steve."
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"I'm free whatever night that is."
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"Oh, great."
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"You can have these, 'cause I don't want to go."
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"Hey."
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"Class, this is Phyllis."
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"She just moved here from Hoboken."
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"I'd like you all to give her a warm welcome."
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"the warm welcome, of which I am the inventor."
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"Oh, never mind."
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"Y'all ain't long enough."
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"You want to go out?"
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"W-What?"
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"Yeah. I like your face."
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"Tomorrow? Sure!"
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"I mean,"
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"just let me check my schedule."
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"Perfect."
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"Wow, I-I don't believe it."
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"This is too good to be real."
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"And this is really happening."
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"Because this is real."
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"Smith, what did I say about fooling around with the avatars?"
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"I wasn't fooling around, sir."
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"This is serious."
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"I totally understand."
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"Now, if you'll excuse me,"
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"My, you have quite the appetite."
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"Okay, the bars are emptying out."
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"20 bucks, anywhere you want to go."
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"(Bleep) you!"
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"Come on, get in, you rascals."
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"That was such a hot burp!"
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"This is a service industry."
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"You guys are so crazy."
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"That's so funny... Oh, you farted, too."
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"You guys are so much fun."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Okay, guys, here we are."
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"And here's a memento for you at no extra charge."
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"So, will you be paying your $20 in cash or... Hey!"
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"Can't catch me!"
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"I can't believe it."
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"I treated them with nothing but respect and civility,"
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"and they want to stiff me?"
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"Whoa!"
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"Dude, you killed him!"
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"Are you really asking that to the guy"
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"This is a lot of fun, right?"
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"I'm so glad we got to hang today."
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"Souvenir."
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"Oh, uh, hey, you hungry?"
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"Oh, there was a paper doily under that,"
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"I had such an awesome time, Steve."
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"I can't believe how close we're getting."
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"I know one way we cod get closer."
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"Good night, kiddo."
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"It's been a blast."
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"Yeah, it was great."
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"Good night."
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"Hello?"
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"Finally you answer!"
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"I've been calling and calling."
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"Bitch, did you just hang up on..."
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"You coming, Steve?"
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"Barry swallowed a whole roll of quarters."
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"We're gonna wait for them to pass and then hit up the arcade."
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"I don't trust the banks!"
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"Oh, women."
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"If you buy a woman's shoe, in your size, it will not fit you."
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"So, Steve, uh, how are things going with Phyllis?"
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"You know, she's beautiful,"
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"but I think she just wants to be my buddy."
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"Maybe she's not the one for me."
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"Well, maybe the one for you has been"
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"right in front of your face this entire time."
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"Yeah? Who?"
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"There's a lot about me you don't ow."
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"♪ ♪"
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"I can't believe Tad's dead."
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"I can't believe I watched."
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"Oh, you did a little more than watch."
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"Oh, my God, is that"
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"on the inside or the outside?"
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"Oh, it's on the outside."
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"What's gotten into you, Steve?"
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"Oh, she is. I'm gonna ask her"
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"Homecoming! Oh, Steve!"
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"Does this little minx have a name?"
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"It's Chelsea."
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"Chelsea?! What happened to that other girl"
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"you were seeing, Phyllis?"
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"She was really enjoying her time with you."
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"She wouldn't even kiss me."
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"Nice girls don't kiss on the first date, Steve."
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"Your mom wouldn't kiss me until our third date."
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"It made the sex on the first two dates very impersonal."
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"Whoa, Kanye!"
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"What's with the big-time entrance?"
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"Thought I should arrive in style."
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"Hey, Steve. Want to hang out?"
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"I got your favorite, meatball subs."
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"Don't say that! Why are you..."
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"I'm sorry, I'm just..."
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"I'm looking for something more than friendship."
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"Uh, if you go to the dance with me,"
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"I'll have sex with you."
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"Okay!"
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"I've already missed so much of Steve's life."
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"This way, I get to keep hanging out with him."
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"Plus, I get to be there for his"
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"biggest milestone ever: losing his virginity."
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"Have you even thought this through?"
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