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Clips from American Dad! - Virtual In-Stanity (S07E07)

"Look, fathers take their sons to whorehouses"
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"to lose their virginity all the time."
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"while he plows my cyber soil."
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"Hey, Mom, can you teach me how to shave?"
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"Aah! I can't believe your father's not here."
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"to give him a piece of my mind."
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"We're next, I know it."
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"Bro, relax! Go splash some water"
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"on your face and pull yourself together, man."
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"We're gonna be fine."
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"Remember, we're Lanes AdAddiction."
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"Oh, thank God."
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"Oh, this is my ish!"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Come on, let's go get some privacy."
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"Uh, right now?"
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"I'm sorry, I'm just excited."
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"I mean, this is gonna be"
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"And I'm gonna finally be there for it."
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"Stan, this is the last time"
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"He's actually with Steve right now."
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"What? So Stan's at the dance?"
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"No, he's here, but he's remotely controlling"
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"a teen girl at the dance"
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"who's about to get sex-pummeled by your son."
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"What?!"
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"It's a lot like Avatar."
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"and he goes to this alien planet"
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"to join a program..."
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"So you pick a dragon and get to keep it forever?"
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"No, it picks you."
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"to take Steve's virginity?"
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"Stan, get out of there!"
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"He can't hear you in there."
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"That's impenetrable glass. You'll never get in."
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"out of that girl he's controlling!"
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"Careful, Francine!"
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"Let me just go to the washroom,"
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"cut a couple anxiety farts"
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"Okay, okay, stop freaking out."
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"Pictured it a million times in your head."
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"Oh! Oh, God!"
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"I just pictured it again!"
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"Oh, oh..."
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"I can't believe you'd do this, Stan!"
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"This stops now!"
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"Get out of here, Francine."
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"This is the only way I can remain close to Steve."
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"and I just won't lose him again!"
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"Maybe. Maybe sooner."
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"Look, I know you want to be closer to Steve,"
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"but I'm not right for you."
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"Besides, there's a homely, kinky-haired beauty out there"
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"who'd just love to dance with you right now."
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"Snot wants to dance with me?"
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"Oh, wait, Chelsea, got it, got it, got it."
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"I'm gonna go get her back!"
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"Hey, Steve. Yeah?"
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"No!"
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"Hey! Whoa! Come on!"
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"'Cause you could do better."
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"A lot better."
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"See ya!"
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"(Bleep) you, Steve."
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"Roger, you got your revenge."
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"Can we go home now?"
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"Roger!"
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"I'm sorry, I got the blood lust!"
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"Eventually I'll get bored with it."
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"Remember when I was super into Jiffy Pop?"
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"and berries at night. That's all I need."
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"Hey, so what's happening with that girl?"
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"You did the right thing, Stan."
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"I know, I'm just gonna miss being close with him."
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"that I went to the dance with Phyllis."
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"than her physical appearance would suggest."
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"Anyway, I'm gonna go hit the sack."
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"Then probably go to bed."
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"Good night."
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"Thanks for listening, Dad."
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"Did you see that?"
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"I was there for him!"
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"I was there to help him through"
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"this terrible moment in his life."
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"Nothing tinier?"
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"Would they shrink if I put them in the dryer?"
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"I don't know, man."
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"Ah, this is tough."
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"All right, I'll try 'em."
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"♪ Good... ♪ ♪ Good morning, USA ♪"
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"♪ And many more. ♪"
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"Sorry again about missing your birthday."
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"We should go out tomorrow, get to know each other."
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"Of course this is real."
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"Really, really real."
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"You're really gonna kill five people over $20?"
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"who just last week killed six people over $19?"
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"Me, too."
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"Hello?"
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"You guys go without me."
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"Oh, Mother, it's the love bug,"
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"Sure didn't seem like it."
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"If you boys'll excuse me."
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"Are you really going to go through with this?"
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"They got run over, man!"
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"What's the hurry?"
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"Avatar. It's a movie?"
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"You might've missed his first 14 years,"
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"Okay, good."
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"Had it all the time for a snack? Overdid it."
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"Then I started having a little Greek yogurt"
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"Th-There. There, there."
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"And it is my dream to accompany people"
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"One down, four to go."
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"And then he was gonna dump me for that nerd,"
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"You still e-mailing with...?"
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"Hey, honey, how'd the dance go?"
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"Yup. Everything worked out for everybody in the end."
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"- Yeah, man. - Yeah."
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"Every group has one."
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