Loading...

You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - The Bet (S01E01)

- Medal of valor. - I know.

"- Medal of valor. - I know."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

But what else can we do

"But what else can we do"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

that have put their lives on the line?

"that have put their lives on the line?"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

It is my great honor to present the medal of valor

"It is my great honor to present the medal of valor"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

to Detective Charles Boyle...

"to Detective Charles Boyle..."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

And sergeant peanut butter.

"And sergeant peanut butter."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

At least Boyle was announced first.

"At least Boyle was announced first."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Because the horse outranks him.

"Because the horse outranks him."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

This is a huge honor,

"This is a huge honor,"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

The bet ends today.

"The bet ends today."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

To lose? The whole question was,

"To lose? The whole question was,"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

- No. - What bet?

"- No. - What bet?"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Seriously? The bet?

"Seriously? The bet?"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

It comes up all the time.

"It comes up all the time."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

What are you doing all day?

"What are you doing all day?"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

If you really knew anything about me,

"If you really knew anything about me,"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

What about your car? Oh!

"What about your car? Oh!"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

That thing is a date magnet.

"That thing is a date magnet."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Let's bet the car.

"Let's bet the car."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Well, what's the worst thing

"Well, what's the worst thing"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

in the world for you, Santiago?

"in the world for you, Santiago?"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Wow, your handshake is quite firm.

"Wow, your handshake is quite firm."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

For in eight hours, I will win the bet

"For in eight hours, I will win the bet"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Oh, my God, is peanut butter gonna be there?

"Oh, my God, is peanut butter gonna be there?"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

That horse is a damn hero.

"That horse is a damn hero."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

You're looking stoic today,

"You're looking stoic today,"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

I'm not gonna give you more cases

"I'm not gonna give you more cases"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

so you can win your bet with Santiago.

"so you can win your bet with Santiago."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

before you never see it again? Hmm?

"before you never see it again? Hmm?"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Both of you have done exemplary work,

"Both of you have done exemplary work,"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

on your face.

"on your face."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

However, you are colleagues,

"However, you are colleagues,"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Only if I lose.

"Only if I lose."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

I'm a terrible sport.

"I'm a terrible sport."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Bring peanut butter forward... forward.

"Bring peanut butter forward... forward."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Uh, can the little guy take a big step back, please?

"Uh, can the little guy take a big step back, please?"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

so who's the hero now, peanut butter?

"so who's the hero now, peanut butter?"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Gina, you're just trying to hurt me

"Gina, you're just trying to hurt me"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Oh, okay. Yes.

"Oh, okay. Yes."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

I'm worried you don't find me interesting.

"I'm worried you don't find me interesting."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

I'm gonna pretend someone texted me.

"I'm gonna pretend someone texted me."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Bloop.

"Bloop."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

He's gonna say something to the wrong person

"He's gonna say something to the wrong person"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Try again?

"Try again?"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Correct.

"Correct."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

That's right, "oh, no."

"That's right, "oh, no.""

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Why aren't you worried?

"Why aren't you worried?"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

I ran a prostitution sting through vice

"I ran a prostitution sting through vice"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

That's not a felony.

"That's not a felony."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

It is when it's your second offense,

"It is when it's your second offense,"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

which is the case for ten of these gentlemen.

"which is the case for ten of these gentlemen."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Accept your fate.

"Accept your fate."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Five, four, three, two, one. No.

"Five, four, three, two, one. No."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

the happiest man on earth.

"the happiest man on earth."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Will you go on the worst date ever with me?

"Will you go on the worst date ever with me?"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

She said yes.

"She said yes."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

This is for you.

"This is for you."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Amy Santiago, date time.

"Amy Santiago, date time."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Should we get you braces?

"Should we get you braces?"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Here I come.

"Here I come."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Thank you. Believe it or not,

"Thank you. Believe it or not,"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

You know the rules.

"You know the rules."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

what you eat, and where we go.

"what you eat, and where we go."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Oh, and there is one more rule.

"Oh, and there is one more rule."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

No matter what happens,

"No matter what happens,"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Okay, let's take a seat.

"Okay, let's take a seat."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Okay. Thanks.

"Okay. Thanks."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

It's so wonderful to meet you.

"It's so wonderful to meet you."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

I've heard such great things about you.

"I've heard such great things about you."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

And you.

"And you."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Paper cuts are a slow death, baby.

"Paper cuts are a slow death, baby."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

who was trying to kill me.

"who was trying to kill me."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

I thought I told you.

"I thought I told you."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

watching the news and the babies were quiet,

"watching the news and the babies were quiet,"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

I'm back in the field. You want something to eat?"

"I'm back in the field. You want something to eat?""

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

And I got you an oatmeal cookie?

"And I got you an oatmeal cookie?"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Remember?

"Remember?"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

But let's forget about that completely for a moment

"But let's forget about that completely for a moment"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

and admire and comment on every terrible aspect of this.

"and admire and comment on every terrible aspect of this."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Granted. First of three.

"Granted. First of three."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Yes, I want women to be impressed by me.

"Yes, I want women to be impressed by me."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Well, I'm sorry that I can't stay,

"Well, I'm sorry that I can't stay,"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

where we'll take our official date portrait.

"where we'll take our official date portrait."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

at a dangerously cheap seafood restaurant.

"at a dangerously cheap seafood restaurant."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

will savor that memory for all times.

"will savor that memory for all times."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

'Cause they're so easy to grab.

"'Cause they're so easy to grab."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

What are you saying?

"What are you saying?"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

somewhere down deep, you like Amy.

"somewhere down deep, you like Amy."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Like, "like her," like her.

"Like, "like her," like her."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

$1,400, but all of it's on credit cards,

"$1,400, but all of it's on credit cards,"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

I do not like Amy!

"I do not like Amy!"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Hup.

"Hup."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Rosa, why are you sequestered

"Rosa, why are you sequestered"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

That makes me kind of want to cry.

"That makes me kind of want to cry."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

He dove in front of those bullets for me.

"He dove in front of those bullets for me."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

But I also can't lead him on.

"But I also can't lead him on."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Come on. Let's get you a drink.

"Come on. Let's get you a drink."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Excuse me, everyone.

"Excuse me, everyone."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

in no way, shape, or form.

"in no way, shape, or form."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Yes. One of our informants just called.

"Yes. One of our informants just called."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

of this date and I cannot reschedule.

"of this date and I cannot reschedule."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

For what? Don't even know.

"For what? Don't even know."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

All right, fine, but I'm taking Santiago with me.

"All right, fine, but I'm taking Santiago with me."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

As soon as we're done, it's back to the date.

"As soon as we're done, it's back to the date."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Darling.

"Darling."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Okay.

"Okay."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

I have to apologize.

"I have to apologize."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

It's been in the works for a few months now.

"It's been in the works for a few months now."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

I think you two need to get your stories straight.

"I think you two need to get your stories straight."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

I'm so happy

"I'm so happy"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

to be out of that dress.

"to be out of that dress."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

It was weirdly hot.

"It was weirdly hot."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Oh, yeah, it's probably because

"Oh, yeah, it's probably because"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

it was a cotton and plastic blend.

"it was a cotton and plastic blend."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Nothing will ever be worse

"Nothing will ever be worse"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

than the date I had with my aunt's dentist.

"than the date I had with my aunt's dentist."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Okay.

"Okay."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

I think it's, like, a 50-way tie.

"I think it's, like, a 50-way tie."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

I bet there's a better vantage point from the roof.

"I bet there's a better vantage point from the roof."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Mmm, and I bet it doesn't smell like old cheese.

"Mmm, and I bet it doesn't smell like old cheese."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Show more clips