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Clips from Scrubs - My Fault (S03E03)

"And then there's Danni and me."
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"- You know what I was thinking? - Nobody cares, Danni."
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"I gotta look for an apartment."
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"- You mean where are you gonna live? - Baby, not now. Don't know yet."
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"Shut up."
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"I can't believe Kelso really asked my opinion."
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"If I wanted to sit and listen to someone yammer on about their lives,"
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"I'd be at my AA meeting right now."
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"and as a fellow abusive drinker, you are honour-bound by bar-stool protocol"
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"What did he say?"
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"Holy cow."
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"- Why is Hot Doc being so nice to you? - I don't know, but it's about time."
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"I haven't had to work this hard since Carla's mom."
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"- I thought Carla's mom hated you. - She died, so I count that as a win."
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"Speaking of which, it's two weeks away."
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"Carla's not the freak-out type."
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"Keep it. Danni did the weirdest thing."
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"Just let her down easy."
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"I guess she wasn't calling out her own name after all."
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"It was odd that she stuck around for two hours to do her morning yoga."
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"- That's not true, is it? - Hell, no."
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"That made absolutely no sense, so just keep sipping."
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"He's only five but he's got the voice of a grown man."
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"- We're meeting the cake guy tomorrow. - Nothing's cool."
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"The centrepieces are Cupids but have no arrows, so they're just fat babies."
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"but I look like an African tribeswoman with a coil around my neck."
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"Second, baby, if we have too many guests, you can un-invite some people."
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"Nice."
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"Thank you, Shirley."
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"I'll take that bet. You're our witness, Laverne."
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"- Too easy. - Please, man."
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"I don't know. Remember back in college"
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"We're going to see Michael Jordan, cos we got good tickets"
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"You shaved your head for the first time after that."
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"I wish we could go back and see that game."
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"Quiet time, Todd."
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"we've done the last 50 times you've been here."
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"Last time you tried to torture me to prove a point, Doctor..."
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"There is nothing you can say that can stop me from doing this."
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"you've gotta get through this procedure without making a sex joke."
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"Just let her be happy with stunningly handsome, full-lipped guy."
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"I'm listening."
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"I don't get it. Last night I was golden boy and now I'm fat-flap guy."
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"- What? - I un-invited her."
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"Full-lipped bastard."
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"If anything turns up green, it's probably an emerald"
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"I'd like to get that back to her. What's going on?"
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"Why are you mad? You told me to un-invite people."
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"Everything changed. Stopped talking, started fighting."
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"- They broke up? - He killed her."
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"- He wants what he can't have. - New rule."
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"You've had many chances, and you never stepped up to the plate."
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"If you'll excuse me, I have a full-body scan to take."
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"It was a little difficult changing your cake at the last minute,"
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"I'll colour it in with some chocolate frosting."
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"I was just goofing around about that whole thing."
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"Thanks. I really needed to hear that from you."
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"Every year we bounce around this thing"
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"I'm crazy about you."
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"If I had the choice of hanging out with anyone in the entire world"
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"I have to go."
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"and I wanna keep that from happening to you,"
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"How can I believe that you even care about me?"
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"Bob, we just had our scan."
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"- You win. - And..."
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"That was our first date."
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"Next time don't be afraid to put a little feeling into it."
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"There you go. It's damn sure not about the bet anymore."
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"- This whole wedding is about you. - Give me back my wedding planner."
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"- Big-screen TV at the reception? - I knew you wanted to see the playoffs."
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"Baby."
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"I was using that to scratch myself on the way over."
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"The funny thing about love is you never know how things are gonna work out."
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"Bully for you there, Bob-O."
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"She's too pretty. I want people looking at me."
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"As for me, all I needed was Elliot."
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"It's just so weird."
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"My whole future was right there in front of me and I just walked away,"
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"I think you made the right choice."
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"You finally have me."
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"Oh, my God. I don't want her."
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"I need your opinion about something."
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"I'll tell you the same thing I told a comic I saw at a strip club in Reno."
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"- I'm not here for the jokes. - Colour me intrigued."
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"I am considering offering full-body scans here at Sacred Heart."
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"Showing perfectly healthy people every harmless imperfection in their body"
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"just to scare them into taking invasive and pointless tests is an unholy sin."
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"There was the soon-to-be-newlyweds."
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"There was the girl that I loved and the guy trying to eat her face."
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"This has been fun, but I have to drive Turk to the hospital."
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"- Rats ate his tongue out. - But the kitchen was so cute."
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"Please."
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"Turk, where you gonna live after you get married?"
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"Guess it's just the two of us."
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"- You wanna have sex? - I guess."
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"to listen to every last word out of my mouth."
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"Kelso really listened to me about this whole full-body-scan thing."
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"Mommy, when's Daddy coming home?"
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"Black Label."
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"Nicely done as usual, Dr Turk."
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"Has your bride-to-be started freaking out?"
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"Danni."
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"I'm gonna go put some clothes on. After all, I am a lady."
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"- She called out her name during sex. - Why are we whispering?"
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"I'm not sure how to do this, but I don't think we should see each other anymore."
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"Cool. I'm already kind of sleeping with this guy named Danny anyway."
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"- No, I don't. - See? Like a bat, dude."
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"Check."
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"Maybe not."
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"Make sure you got all your things out of my room."
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"I brought all my stuff to Danny's house three days ago."
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"Crunchberry. Wrong pipe."
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"If there's one thing everyone knows about John Dorian"
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"is that he always wants what he can't have."
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"when I'm sharing my bed with a beautiful girl."
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"Really? What's his name?"
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"I want you to meet this patient, Tommy."
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"What are you doing out of your room?"
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"I go where I want."
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"Awesome."
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