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Clips from Parks and Recreation - Hunting Trip (S02E02)

"And I'm like, "What?""
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"The guy is so much fun. His new thing? Piggyback rides!"
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"Anytime you want."
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"Mark!"
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"Oh!"
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"Councilman Howser. Hello."
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"Did you get my proposal for the possible rezoning of Lot 48?"
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"I don't doubt it. But it's really a question of resource allocation."
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"And I completely understand that. But you and I both know"
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"I'm running late."
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"with all the guys in the office."
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"Hunting trip? We're doing a trail survey, Leslie."
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"Come on. All right. Look,"
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"Yes!"
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"And just like that"
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"was clubbed to death before my eyes."
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"I'm going hunting tomorrow, so call the State Parks Office"
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"and get verbal confirmation that our budget documentation is in."
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"Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line."
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"Damn it!"
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"That's why I have suspenders that connect my bra to my jeans."
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"Ron 'P. Diddy' Combs. I have to admit, this place is pretty tight."
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"May I interest anyone in some chew?"
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"Yeah. I would not have pegged you"
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"Yeah, that might be the chew. You could spit it out."
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"No."
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"Yes, you are right."
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"That includes your own face, Donna."
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"So, grab a beer."
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"Pretty good. Here, here!"
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"Yeah! Right on! Cheers."
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"You all set, Mark?"
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"I have to hunt with Ron."
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"Perfect!"
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"Bully."
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"Andy! Andy! Can you come here, please?"
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"Yeah. What's up?"
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"I've been on hold for, like, an hour"
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"Now here's the female adolescent turkey."
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"Boo-la, boo-la, boo-la!"
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"Nice. Yeah."
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"They didn't answer, obviously. Where is everyone?"
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"telling the same stories and seeing who can bag the most turkeys."
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"A hundred bucks says I bag more birds than you."
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"Yeah, you do! See? Just one of the guys."
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"Mmm, I love breakfast cereal."
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"Look! Some kind of bird!"
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"This is such a great day."
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"Boo-la, boo-la, boo-la."
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"Are you in a lot of pain?"
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"The rangers won't let us come back next year."
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"No! We're not gonna think about that right now."
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"You guys, can you just put him on the day bed in the carcass room?"
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"Sure. Okay, now. Hold on!"
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"Are you okay?"
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"Did you shoot me?"
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"No. No, I swear, I didn't. Ron, I swear to God, I've never shot anyone."
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"Well, you better find out who it was. And then, purchase them a coffin,"
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"because I'm gonna rip them apart."
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"Polo!"
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"Polo!"
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"Hey. Okay. How are you feeling?"
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"How are you feeling? Are you dizzy?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"No. Open his mouth."
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"I'm not making myself throw up."
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"I will bite you! Open your mouth!"
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"Leslie, get... Grab his mustache! Oh, God!"
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"Open your mouth! Just a..."
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"Well, good news is Ron is resting comfortably."
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"Although I am hoping that he has some memory loss."
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"Man is the most dangerous game."
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"We should cover ourselves in mud. It could still be out there."
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"Did you hear that? Actually, I did hear something."
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"Okay. There's someone out there. I'm gonna get my gun."
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"What's that gonna do? I'm gonna shoot under its head!"
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"- Don't shoot anyone! - Whoa! Where are you going?"
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"Hey! Don't shoot! Hey! It's Craig from Reinhold Mercedes!"
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"I'm gonna find you, and I'm gonna tear you apart."
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"Okay."
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"That was good. You do one."
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"Okay."
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"Out of that kid's backpack and ate them?"
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"But you have to give me a reason to spit."
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"To spit!"
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"Yeah."
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"Hey. How is he?"
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"I know what happened."
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"You do?"
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"Listen, I heard about the accident. And I need to know who is responsible."
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"I shot Ron Swanson."
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"What? No! No!"
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"Fair enough. I was walking in the woods"
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"Ah, so you forgot to put the safety on."
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"No, I always have the safety on. I'm..."
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"Okay, fine."
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"I got that tunnel vision that girls get."
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"And that's what happened. End of story."
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"I think you're hysterical because of all the excitement, obviously."
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"I let my emotions get the best of me."
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"I was walking and I felt something icky."
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"I thought there was gonna be chocolate."
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"All I wanna do is have babies!"
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"I guess when my life is incomplete I wanna shoot someone."
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"This would not happen if I had a penis."
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"I'm good at tolerating pain. I'm bad at math. And I'm stupid."
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"I don't know, I think that would..."
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"What's weird about one friend sucking on another friend's neck?"
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"Yeah, it's not. I gave my gay boyfriend's boyfriend a hickey"
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"What?"
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"Maybe you could come by at halftime and shoot me in the head."
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"Perhaps next time I'm enjoying some alone time in the men's restroom,"
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"Sure. How about you shoot me in the head? Oh, wait, you already did that."
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"Hey, Tom, can I talk to you for a second?"
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"Hold on, this is amazing."
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"Now. I need to talk to you now."
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"Okay. Okay!"
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"Ann! Whoa, are we finally gonna do this?"
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"But afterwards, can we come back here and talk about us?"
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"Excuse me, everyone. Ron, I have something to say."
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