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Clips from The Simpsons - Marge's Son Poisoning (S17E17)

"We were trying to impress some girls,"
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"and things kinda got away from us."
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"Just for the record, I regret nothing!"
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"Homer, how'd your right arm get so strong?"
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"Just lifting this dumbbell."
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"49,999..."
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"50,000."
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"I'm pretty happy with this baby."
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"Now it's lefties turn!"
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"I just got an idea. Listen! - What?"
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"Hey! You.."
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"What? Hey, you...!"
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"Ooo.."
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"What you..."
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"Aah.. Yes."
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"Mom, only we have is carrot sticks and fresh fruit!"
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"Well, we could bike to the tea shop and have some cake!"
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"Pedal to the cattle!"
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"Sorry Milhouse, I've got plans."
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"OK! I'll bring you back an eye care pamphlet."
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"OK. Here comes our victim."
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"Let bash his head in!"
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"Oh right, I was thinking of another thing I got going."
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"Give me a bottle of bourbon!"
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"I've got a new liver, and I'm breaking it in."
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"May I have a sugar-free ginger ale?"
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"And, err, make it flat."
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"The bubbles burn my butts."
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"Gold darnit, son!"
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"What the hell kinda sissy are you?"
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"Hey, are you calling my life partner a sissy?"
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"'Cause a hundred bucks says he could whoop you in arm wrestling."
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"A Texas penny it is!"
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"Goldangit!"
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"I've been played like a dimwit's kazoo."
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"Yes!"
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"Homer, we make a dynamite team. Ha?"
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"This is one Texan who don't like when he's made out to be a fool."
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"I don't know... Good book. Long walk on the beach."
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"Not yet!"
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"I wanna play some Frisbee."
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"You know honey, I really started to look forward to our little bike rides."
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"Oh, such respect!"
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"You could grow up to be a doorman."
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"Loyal customers,"
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"we have been forced to close forever."
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"It seems our cakes were filled with rat droppings."
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"It's not that we're bad people,"
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"we just weren't paying close attention. Ta-ta!"
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"What it say?"
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"Well Bart, I guess that's it."
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"We have to go back to our separate things."
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"Hey, we could have tea in my tree house."
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"You, invited me, to your tree house?"
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"Whoaa!"
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"That's like Bruce Wayne letting his mother to the bat club."
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"So, is that standing water?"
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"Mom, this is great!"
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"It makes our real house look like a pile of crap!"
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"And I throw out all your old comics."
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"Mooom!"
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"Just kidding."
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"so you can never read them again,"
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"Where are you two going?"
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"I'm joining a professional arm wrestling circuit."
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"And how will this affect your job at the power plant?"
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"Negatively, I assume."
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"Oh, well. We have to buy a new tea set."
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"Have fun!"
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"Jeez, she doesn't seem angry or anything..."
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"Maybe she doesn't care anymore?"
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"Forget about her, Homer!"
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"Oo-okay."
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"Now, forget boredom on the bus,"
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"I've got a book of brain teasers here."
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"Lets see."
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"Oh... Brothers and sisters have I none,"
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"but this man's father is my father's son. Ha..."
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"He is my son."
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"I can't wait to use our new Krusty the clown tea service!"
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"Me neither!"
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"I took a salesman's pen!"
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"I'll be right back."
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"Green tea, what's that?"
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"Mr. T's Irish brother?"
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"Earl Grey?"
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"I'll rather have Linda Grey."
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"Is she still alive?"
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"What's next?"
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"What the hell?"
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"I'm not doing that one!"
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"Hey, Simpson!"
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"What do you gonna do with that tea pot?"
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"Gay out?"
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"I'll answer for you: yes."
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"What?"
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"Housewards never knew what hit them."
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"Why didn't you steal something cool?"
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"to the store, for store credit."
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"How you gonna get credit without a gift receipt? Ass!"
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"Err... Well..."
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"We've seen you're hanging out with your mom, Simpson!"
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"Oh Bart!"
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"Aren't they jazzy?"
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"They match the new curtains we're hanging in your tree house."
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"Here, try this on!"
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"I got you child's large because your tummies"
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"getting kinda bloopy from all the cakes we've been having."
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"Somebody here likes princess cakes!"
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"Princess cake?"
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"Bart, you just got yourself a nickname for life."
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"Hey, princess cake!"
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"Want some princess cake?"
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"Bart, are you having a fight with your boyfriends?"
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"Shut up!"
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"I don't want your stupid sweatshirt!"
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"Or your tea set!"
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"Have a good life!"
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"Will you teach us how to smoke?"
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"I gotta make this place mine again!"
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