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Clips from The Simpsons - Marge's Son Poisoning (S17E17)

"It's gonna take me weeks to get the booger wall back up!"
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"Can't you read the sign?"
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"You mean this?"
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"Ay caramba!"
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"I'm worried about mom."
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"She's been sitting there, just petting the dog for two hours."
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"Just so you know, I sold our bike."
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"Faster! Faster!"
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"But we have so much fun on that bike!"
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"Mom, I really did like hanging out with you."
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"You know, there's a karaoke night at school tomorrow."
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"Some of the little kids are bringing their parents."
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"Do you wanna go?"
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"Sure, why not."
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"It'll be fun."
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"Oh, I can't believe Marge hasn't called me!"
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"Maybe I should go home."
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"Oh, Marge called you, she said...that she loves you,"
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"so hard that it pokes through his skin."
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"Did she say anything else?"
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"Oh, Marge, I love her so much."
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"And Homer, you gotta keep your head in the game, all right?"
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"Your first opponent is Lefty the righty left-right."
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"Whoa, he looks tough."
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"In his fight against illiteracy."
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"I can relate. I fought that foe"
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"and lost many times."
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"Oh, Marge isn't at home!"
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"Homer, focus!"
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"Moe, I'm starting to have grave doubts about"
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"this thing I've barely liked in the first place."
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"for the eastern division class B over 35 amateur grouping."
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"Sorry Moe, the place for my arms is around my wife."
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"Homer, come back!"
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"Hom...you got my teeth whitening system in your suitcase!"
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"Let's see. What would be a good duet, hm..."
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""Just the two uf us","
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""You and me against the world","
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""Ebony and ivory"."
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""Ebony and ivory"?"
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"I'm afraid that song is taken by me and my mother."
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"And people say when we're on stage,"
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"it's more like "scary-oke"."
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"Scary talented, I assume."
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"I'm singing a song with Bart tonight."
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"Capital! My mother and I are been performing together"
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"since I was in 4th grade and it's really brought us closer."
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"Seymour! Where were you?"
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"A brightly colored car hurt my eyes!"
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"Don't worry mother, I have your eye balm in my man purse right here."
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"Good boy!"
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"You can push your crib in the mommy's room tonight."
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"It's not a crib,"
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"it's a cot!"
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"If it has a rail, it's a crib!"
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"Where is my John Wayne?"
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"Where is my preries' sun,"
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"Where have all the cowboys gone?"
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"You know mother, I wasn't sure about tonight."
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"But seeing us dressed the same, really feels right!"
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"Well I'm not so sure about the bells on the painter's pants."
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"Are you kidding, I love my tinkles!"
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"Next stop on the Springfield elementary karaoke showcase is..."
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"And Mrs..."
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"Skinner!"
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"Ebony and ivory"
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"live together in perfect harmony"
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"Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh lord, why don't we?"
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"Stop the showcase!"
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"Hush up, Seymour!"
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"She's just saying what we're all thinking."
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"Mother, what are you doing?"
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"And my son is no mama's boy!"
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"Bart, you're a wild hack razor,"
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"and I don't want to see you turning to that!"
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"What? A wall?"
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"Mom, I thought this is what you want it!"
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"Your job isn't to worry about me,"
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"it's to give me things to worry about."
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"Hey losers, I'm gonna do to you, what you did to this songs!"
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"Interpret them artistically?"
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"We were gonna sing "My Sharona"."
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"Sweet home Alabama,"
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"Sweet home Alabama,"
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"Marge, spending time with you is more important"
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"I thought that was arm wrestling!"
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"I was in the pie eating contest, then on the way home."
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"Now let's go to bed."
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"Oh my little pretty one, my pretty one,"
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"Uh, you make my motor run, my motor run,"
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"Never gonna stop, give it up."
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"Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for"
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"That song is the pop music footnote!"
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"I didn't say stop!"
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"Homie, no!"
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"A bicycle built for two!"
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"Moms don't get lonely!"
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"I'm glad I could sharing their fun."
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"Well I hope Neil Young will remember,"
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"No!"
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"All right!"
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"Hey Bart, they're testing me for lazy eye! Wanna come with?"
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"Me to, mother."
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"Yeah. You know, that puddle started life as a bowl of cereal."
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"I think I might be able to turn this tree house in to a tea house."
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"never ever again."
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"Err... I just shoplifted this, bad boy."
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"Hey! There is no way that Bart Simpson is a mama's boy!"
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"Mom, I only hang out with you because I felt sorry for you."
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"Hey, mom."
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"Really?"
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"Yes, she said to shut up and stop asking questions and listen to Moe."
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"Come on, Homer, we can make it all to the quarter finals"
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"Where is my happy ending?"
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"Skinner!"
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"Lord, I coming home to you! Alabama!"
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"When you gonna give me some time, Sharona?"
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"I'm so glad we came to Paradise Pier."
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"That blows."
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"Mm, I suppose I could use a little toning."
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