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Clips from Veep (2012) - Veep (S07E07)

"Michelle: Ma'am, Joint Chiefs"
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"- near the Tibetan border. - What a bunch of pussies."
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"to get you something to eat. What would you like?"
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"Both: Sorry, ma'am."
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"in this office is just--"
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"Nyeh-- Yeah. Mm-hmm."
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"( whispers ) Glasses."
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"( music playing )"
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"with live coverage of the funeral of Selina Meyer,"
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"America's first woman president."
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"Meyer is fondly remembered"
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"as the nation of Tibet,"
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"After lying in state in the Capitol,"
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"her casket made the journey to her final resting place:"
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"at Smith College in Northampton, Massachusetts."
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"to sit in the front row are many former rivals"
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"the Dalai Lama,"
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"How does Mike have more hair than I do?"
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"Jonah: Montez looks good. I'd still do her."
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"You know, Richard, there are few things in life"
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"Annette Splett, somber but elegant,"
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"following President Splett's historic three-state solution"
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"for which he won the Nobel Prize."
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"Mourners: Amen."
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"My daughter's stepping down from NASA"
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"Amazing he hung on as long as he did, the fat fuck."
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"Check it out."
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"But I..."
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"I brought the Dubonnet."
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"Mike: And it looks like the soldiers are having a little trouble."
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"and there she goes, sliding right in there."
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"We will have more coverage of the funeral of President Selina Meyer."
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"I feel I'd be remiss if I did not offer my own heartfelt eulogy"
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"has died at the age of 88."
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"an American everyman who could leap effortlessly"
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"and moved audiences both young and old."
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"SELINA MEYER: How about for once in your life,"
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"you stop complaining and just man up."
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"I've decided to suspend my campaign"
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"That makes you the governor of Iowa!"
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"You are not going to believe it."
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"You can have Tibet."
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"MEYER: What's going on here?"
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"I thought nobody gave two Osama bin Shits"
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"Yes."
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"Governor Calhoun, 420."
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"Senator Talbot, 1,785."
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"No candidate has secured a..."
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"so we have no nominee."
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"- Did we win? - Oh, yeah."
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"I'm the president, and you're the first lady."
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"And it seems we have ourselves"
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"a deadlocked convention,"
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"the first since 1952."
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"You know, it's worse having to hear it from Mike."
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"- No offense, Marjorie. - Some offense."
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"that they never should have held the convention in North Carolina."
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"Their bathroom bill is an absolute disgrace."
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"Guys, who gives a shit where people shit?"
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"That is literally the point, Mother."
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"OK, then we agree."
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"with all the floor whips."
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"We have to make sure our delegates hold."
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"are ready to fix this whole damn election if I can be the nominee."
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"- Not here. Not hearing this. - No, that is the plan."
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"- How ya doin' there, John? - Outstanding, ma'am."
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"That's my hero. And keep on getting it out there"
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"that I plan on choosing Governor DeVito as my veep,"
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"'cause we might get a few more delegates out of this."
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"Oh, my God, is that still a thing?"
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"Most importantly, he has a penis. Right, Governor?"
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"DeVito: I'm still with you, ma'am!"
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"Till the end, like we used to say back in Iraq."
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"Oh, no, Beautiful Mindfuck."
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"You are not gonna desecrate my convention"
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"with more of this Muslim math nonsense."
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"How do you explain"
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"that when I add up my delegates"
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"- with Christian math... - Amen!"
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"the number is quite different than the official total?"
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"Selina: What is Leon doing with her?"
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"to steal the nomination from me like she stole South Carolina?"
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"towards criminal enterprise, just like her husband."
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"- Gary: Ex-husband. - Step-husband."
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"If you can't figure out how to steal South Carolina,"
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"- Oh, is that how you feel? - Yes! Am I right?"
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"- ( all talking at once ) - Roger: Hey! Hey! All right!"
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"Right now, every Sunday pundit and poli-sci major"
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"is treating this brokered convention"
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"like it's a big-titted college gymnast"
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"whose daddy fucked with her just enough"
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"that she'll do some dirty shit, but she can still cum."
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"minus the big-titted part."
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"We've never had a complaint, have we?"
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"But if we don't pillow-smother this sad grandma of a convention"
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"lickity-fuckin'-split, we are gonna wind up with"
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"- That's not a problem for us. - It's fine."
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"Tomorrow is the second ballot, OK?"
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"None of these delegates are bound to any candidate anymore."
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"So it's time to get out there and start twisting some arms"
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"and pinching nipples. And what else, Will?"
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"And may the best man win."
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"And may the hairiest man zip-tie me to a slaughterhouse drainage grate"
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"and make tender hate to my rear and mouth, in that order, at his leisure."
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"Well done, pig. Dismissed."
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"Selina, you got a minute?"
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"We need a ticket. Just offer her veep."
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"You and Kemi scissoring at the top of the ticket"
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"is gonna make everyone rock hard."
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"I've got the diving bell and the governor."
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"- Come on. - Just make the deal!"
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"Or what's gonna happen, Will?"
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"Aw, shit, Will left. It was a good one."
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"- Sorry to miss that. - Amy: Ma'am."
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"Oh, God. Go away, Amy. Really."
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"No! There is no place for Jonah Ryan in my administration."
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"Or anywhere in the universe where the building blocks of life are present."
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"OK? I'll be right back."
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"- Uh, caballeros. - Caballeros!"
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"- Do you wanna close the thing? - Ben: Nice try, Amy."
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