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Clips from Veep (2012) - Veep (S07E07)

"I just found out that math was created by Muslims."
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"Tom James is fucking Michelle."
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"What?"
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"about the drone strike."
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"This is about killing elephants."
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"Is this gonna affect my numbers, you think?"
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"All right, ladies and gentlemen, the final votes for tonight."
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"Congressman Ryan, 453."
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"- Boo! - President Meyer,"
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"1,817."
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"delegate majority of 2,368,"
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"Oh, we would crush it."
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"Senator Talbot has indeed made a miraculous comeback."
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"Furlong wants to see all the candidates for a late-night pow-wow."
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"Right? Shut. Up."
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"Selina: We have to get in touch"
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"- I'll whip the whips. - You know, the Chinese"
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"( motorcade sirens blare )"
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"Wounded warrior, Roman Catholic..."
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"Two-time Ohio governor, 18 Electoral College votes."
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"- Might want to double-check that penis. - Ben: That's Kent's job."
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"Jonah: Mr. Chairman, I would just like to point out"
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"that the official count cannot be trusted."
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"Because you were born with three umbilical cords wrapped around your neck,"
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"- Hep C Kevin McHale. - Jonah: No, I wasn't."
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"Stealing South Carolina is the bedrock"
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"of our political system, Senator."
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"Well, there it is, that casual Meyer attitude"
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"you have no business being president."
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"four more years of Montez clogging up the White House plumbing with tampons."
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"Roger, I don't want to hear it."
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"I don't need her. OK?"
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"Your offer is as appealing as a Sriracha enema."
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"Dan: I've been fielding media requests all morning, Richard."
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"Amazing speech last night, Governor Splett."
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"Can I get a photo with you?"
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"- We have to go. - Good seeing you. Enjoy the convention."
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"There's a simple solution for this, OK?"
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"And I don't say that about a lot of people."
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"- Oh, really? - We're very proud of you"
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"but you're not a..."
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"So how's the Piss Heard Round the World"
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"playing with all the delegates?"
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"This is why everyone should just fly private."
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"is here to speak with you about his speech."
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"Well, not literally, of course but..."
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"Did you get a chance to review my nominating speech?"
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"So I'm gonna actually talk to Kent about some numbers."
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"I'm so glad you responded to that."
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"Pretend to talk to me about numbers."
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"She's also gonna take the line "No matter what, I will always stand for America.""
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"- DeVito: Madam President. - Yeah, yeah."
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"We're still good on the veep slot, right?"
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"I don't think Buddy's gonna be taking your veep slot."
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"- Gary: Brookheimer. - Brookheimer."
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"You here to see me get interviewed by Mike on CBS News?"
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"So while you're in makeup, why don't you go talk to them?"
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"party insiders are calling you Richard Splett, "future of the party.""
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"Well, number one is, I love lists."
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"- Oh, Dan! - Oh, hey, man."
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"- Daughter? - ...a sister to me."
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"I might throw you a bone."
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"and we might be able to find something for him at--"
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"a high school mathematics teacher"
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"Selina: Move. Move!"
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"- ( all cheering ) - For the last year"
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"I told you so!"
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"She just got out of rehab today."
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"she dropped a couple pounds in all the right places,"
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"so she's hella even hotter than she was before."
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"- Man: Kill her! - Yeah! I mean, not her, man,"
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"Look, I love America,"
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"- Hi, Beth. - Hi, Amber."
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"- Yes! - Jonie, my boy!"
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""Someday that beautiful, brilliant boy of yours"
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"is gonna do great things!""
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"Come here, you!"
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"I can't remember-- it sounds like three Germans cumming real hard"
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"That's not the only reason I'm here. I come bearing gifts!"
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"Jeff: Get me Vermont."
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"- I think I can sweet-talk them. - Mm-hmm."
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"Uh-huh. Uh-huh."
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"from inside your own maple syrup-soaked assholes!"
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"They're calling it Ryan Fever."
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"- Ma'am. Ma'am. - What? What?"
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"We cannot lose Texas. Texas is our firewall!"
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"- Selina: Yeah, do it. - Ma'am. Ma'am."
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"- Yeah, what is it? - You need to see this."
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"- to reopen its investigation. - Oh, my God."
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"The president was in close contact with her husband Andrew Meyer"
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"- Selina: The FBI? - up until his extremely suspicious death."
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"I just wanna be president."
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"not to offer her veep."
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"I haven't been funny since 1987."
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"- Keith: Ma'am? Um... - What?"
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"- Ben: Out of my way. - Sorry."
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"- Jesus. - At least he's getting some exercise."
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"We ruled out beets because he doesn't know what those are."
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"One thing is clear after this runaway-Ferris wheel of a convention,"
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"and that's that Montez is gonna be president for another four years."
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"- And I-- I'll call you back. - Ah-- Ah--"
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"- So what'd you find out? - Ahm-- Ahmj--"
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"- "Ajai"? - ( groans )"
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"- ( gasps ) - Crowd: Draft Tom James!"
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"You know, I just want to say,"
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"- Also, fewer telemarketers. - ( laughter )"
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"everyone's just saying the same-old same-old."
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"Let's go now to Michael McLintock"
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"Female Newscaster: Many now say Tom James"
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"is the only answer they'll accept"
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"as the brokered convention drags on."
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"I honestly think I might be in hell."
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"The concept of hell is a cultural memory"
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"He'll clinch the nomination on tomorrow night's ballot."
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"- ( knocking on door ) - Knock, knock."
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"He ran the other guy, wiped the floor with me."
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"All right, let's go."
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"make whatever insulting offer it is you're gonna make."
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"I didn't come here to make an offer."
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"And I'm certainly not gonna beg."
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