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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Codpiece Topology (S02E02)

"...with general relativity than does string theory."
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"Hang on a second."
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"Sheldon, don't make that noise. It's disrespectful."
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"You agree with me, right?"
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"Loop quantum gravity is the future of physics."
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"Well, I'm glad I found out the truth about you before this went any further."
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"Truth? What truth?"
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"We're talking about untested hypotheses-- Look, it's no big deal."
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"Oh, it isn't? Really?"
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"Tell me, Leonard, how will we raise the children?"
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"I guess we wait until they're old enough and let them choose their own theory."
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"Wait, where are you going?"
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"I'm sorry."
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"I could've accepted our kids being genetically unable to eat ice cream..."
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"But this? This is a deal breaker."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Captain, I'm getting an unusual reading."
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"Yeah, that's great. You guys want corn dogs?"
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"Yeah."
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"That's a temporal anomaly."
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"Corn dogs didn't come into existence till the first half of the 20th century."
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"Please let it go, Sheldon."
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"- You're nitpicking. - Oh, really?"
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"Okay, fine, whatever. Um, you guys, this is my friend Eric."
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"Who were you respecting then?"
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"What about that girl last year at Comic-Con?"
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"It wasn't your fault, Raj."
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"You know how I know we're not in the Matrix?"
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"How?"
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"There's just a time in every woman's life..."
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"Great."
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"Well, all right, then."
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"I don't like bear claws."
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"- Not Chow's? - No, Chang's."
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"- Sure. - Again, it's your decision. You're the man."
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"You can either sit with me, your friend, colleague and roommate..."
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"I still don't understand why you don't just go to dinner."
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"Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry."
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"...that she is an arrogant, subpar scientist..."
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"- What's the bright side? - Only nine more months to Comic-Con."
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"Renaissance fairs aren't about historical accuracy."
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"When his uncles sit around the dinner table, they look like a half-carton of eggs."
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"It's Leslie Winkle, Penny. She belittles my research."
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"- Bye, guys. - Like your hat."
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"So how do you explain the 10 years before Penny?"
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"Yeah, but why are you sitting here? Why don't you go to a movie or something?"
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"Don't forget the male-pattern baldness."
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"Well, I think tonight was a very good start."
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"I should hope so. It was a snort of derision."
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"There was, uh, Joyce Kim, Leslie Winkle...."
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"Then light petting, no coitus."
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"...but in 1487, the Bavarian purity laws, or Reinheitsgebot..."
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"How much scarcer could I be?"
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"- What now? - I have to make pee-pee."
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"You continue to underestimate my capabilities, madam."
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"Or in your case, the old community-college try."
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"Okay. Good night, Sheldon."
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"I'd have to lose 60 IQ points to be classified as "smart.""
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"I'm hoping."
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"- It doesn't count. - Why not?"
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"You're only saying that because of what happened."
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"He was dressed as a green Orion slave girl."
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"Hey, Leonard."
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"Now that you're unattached, maybe we can revisit our previous attachment."
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"Yeah, I can see how that would-- A bunch of people?"
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"Listen to yourself."
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"They have other things."
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"- Leslie. - Hi."
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"Okay, well, good night."
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"Right."
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"There are so few places I can wear my jester costume."
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"- The Dr. Sivana to my Captain Marvel-- - Okay, I get it, I get it, I get it."
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"...I have no choice but to withdraw my previous objections..."
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"If Leonard's really my friend..."
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"...who believes loop quantum gravity better unites quantum mechanics..."
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"No, there isn't. Only loop quantum gravity calculates the entropy of black holes."
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"So I am withdrawing my objection..."
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"- Thank you. - I will graciously overlook the fact..."
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"Loop quantum gravity clearly offers more testable predictions than string theory."
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"Sorry, Leslie, I guess I prefer my space stringy, not loopy."
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"We can't let them choose, Leonard, they're children."
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"- What happened to you? - Nothing happened to me."
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"...and friends support their friends, apparently."
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"Okay, well, there is a lot of merit to both theories."
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"I'm listening. Amuse me."
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"...nothing you can do is gonna stop it."
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"Oh, Mario."
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"- Are you gonna let me talk? - I'm sorry."
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"Okay, well, for one thing, we expect quantized space-time..."
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"Are you gonna let him talk to me like that?"
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"Leonard, you're my friend..."
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"You must know that if Leonard and Leslie wanna be together..."
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"If only I could control everyone the way I control you."
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"Balderdash. Matter clearly consists of tiny strings."
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"...to manifest as minute differences in the speed of light for different colors."
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"If the word is "pee-pee," just do it."
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"Hop, you little plumber, hop, hop, hop."
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"When the two of you reach a natural stopping point, I'd like to have a word."
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