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Clips from Friends - The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break (S03E03)

"And, uh, we'll need a little more time to think about it."
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"Chloe, switch with me. There are some guys here who got a crush on you."
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"Hi, guys. I haven't seen you since this morning."
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"Well, uh..."
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"You know."
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"Hey, what are you guys doing tomorrow night?"
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"Both of us?"
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"- You should come. - Oh. We'll be there."
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"Great. I'll, uh, see you then."
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"All right. Rock on."
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"Aw. Me too. Although this city is my home."
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"So that's dumb, what I said. Don't tell him I said that."
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"Um, just... You make something up."
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"Ahem. Uh..."
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"Thank you very much."
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"[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]"
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"Okay. You know what? You don't have to do that now."
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"Okay. Well, the moment's over."
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"Oh."
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"MISCHA: Oy."
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"PHOEBE: See, there it is right there."
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"Yeah, but Sergei said it took the Germans six weeks..."
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"No."
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"What, is, uh, Rach in her room?"
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"Oh. No, she's still at work, but she told me to tell you to call her."
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"Oh, what? Is she gonna cancel on me again? How could she do this?"
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"All right, uh, Ross, this is the extent of my knowledge on the subject."
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""Call Rachel.""
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"[PHONE RINGS]"
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"- Oh, hi. - Hey. What's going on?"
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"Well, there was a disaster in shipping and I've gotta get this order in."
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"Honey, I'm so sorry, but it looks like I'm gonna be here all night."
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"What? Well, um, how about I come up there?"
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"Could you come and be the translator's date?"
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"So that when we... You know, it's time for our alone time, you two can split off?"
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""Kind of cute" like, "really kind of cute"?"
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"I mean, what time did Chloe say to get there?"
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"Yes, vividly."
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"Yeah, I think so."
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"Yeah. Yeah, I mean, uh..."
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"...what would we do?"
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"Ha, ha. Dude, I don't know. Ha-ha-ha."
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"- She was kidding. - Yeah."
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"She was..."
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"Just in case, we should come up with a set of ground rules."
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"Yeah. For sure."
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"Okay. You probably want the first one to be:"
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"...and then look up, right?"
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"And see something that you don't want to be seeing."
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"Yeah. Good call. Nice."
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"And my hand is out there..."
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"Oh, hey."
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"How do we decide where we, ahem..."
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"...you know, each would, ahem, you know..."
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"...be? - Right. Right."
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"I guess. But, like, what's heads and what's tails?"
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"Well, if you don't know that, then I don't want to do this with you."
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"...and it clearly states that we ordered the Riviera bikini..."
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"My God. What are you doing here?"
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"Well, you said you couldn't go out, so..."
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"You brought a picnic. Ugh. What a boyfriend."
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"That's it. On Monday, I start wearing makeup."
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"Yeah, but I've got couscous."
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"Honey. Honey, I'm sorry. I know it's our anniversary..."
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"...but I told you on the phone I don't have time to stop."
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"Well, there is no Mark Robinson in this office."
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"- Get me Mark on the phone. - Ugh. I love Mark. Do you know Mark?"
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"[GRINDING]"
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"Heh. Pepper?"
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"I'm sorry. As I was saying, the store number is wrong."
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"Excuse me, I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to call you back."
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"- What are you doing? - I'm sorry."
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"How about a glass of wine by the fire? I can get it going again..."
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"Ross, you're not listening. I don't have time to stop."
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"- Sophie, does she have 10 minutes? - Hey, Ross. I told you, I don't."
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"Don't yell at me, okay? This is the most I've seen you all week."
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"Would you just go home? I'll talk to you later."
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"- Yeah, but wait... - Goodbye."
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"- Hey. - Hi."
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"Look, um, about what happened earlier..."
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"Whoa. I completely understand. You were stressed."
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"I was gonna give you a chance to apologize to me."
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"For what? For letting you throw me out of your office?"
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"You had no right coming down to my office, Ross."
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"You do not bring a picnic basket to somebody's work..."
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"Ross, what do you want from me?"
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"You want me to quit my job so you can feel like you have a girlfriend?"
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"No. But it would nice if you'd realize that it's just a job."
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"Just a job?"
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"Yes."
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"Ross, do you realize this is the first time in my life I'm doing something I care about?"
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"This is the first time in my life I'm doing something I'm actually good at?"
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"I mean, if you don't get that..."
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"No, hey, I get that. Okay? I get that and I'm happy for you."
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"I'm tired of having a relationship with your answering machine."
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"- I don't know what to do anymore. - Well, neither do I."
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"Is this about Mark?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"No, you're making this too hard."
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"I'm making this too hard? What do you want me to do?"
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"Okay, okay. Fine. You're right."
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"Let's, uh... Let's take a break. Let's cool off, okay?"
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"Let's get some frozen yogurt or something."
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"I mean, we just got in an X-5000, you know?"
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"The X-5000 makes an X-50 look like a T-71."
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"[CHUCKLES THEN GRUNTS]"
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"Hey, it's the dinosaur guy."
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"- Hi, Ross. - Oh, hi, Chloe."
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"I want you to meet some friends of mine."
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"This guy's my hero. He comes in with some stuff..."
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"...he wants it blown up 400 percent."
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"We say we don't do that. He says, "You gotta.""
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"And you know what? We did it."
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"And now any time anybody wants 400, we just say, "Let's Ross it.""
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"And that's the only color that comes in."
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"[GRUNTS]"
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"So, what are you doing here?"
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"I thought tonight was your big anniversary dinner."
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"Uh, we're gonna break up instead."
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"Oh, and I can also speak a little French."
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