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Clips from Friends - The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break (S03E03)

"[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]"
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"Well, you just asked if I wanted to go to bed with you tonight."
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"- Oh, my God. MISCHA: Heh."
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"No wonder I get such great service at Café Maurice."
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"Hi. Um, could you please tell Sergei that, um, I was fascinated..."
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"...by what Boutros Boutros-Ghali said in the New York Times?"
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"[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]"
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"You didn't say, "Boutros Boutros-Ghali.""
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"Boutros Boutros-Ghali."
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"Interesting."
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"MISCHA: Uh, so I was wondering..."
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"...um, could you also please tell Sergei..."
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"Uh, he said, "Thank you very much. You look very pretty tonight."
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"- Oh, really? - Monica..."
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"...could I talk to you behind my menu, please?"
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"- What are you doing? - Well, I was having a conversation."
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"Yeah, but Mischa's so interested in you..."
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"...that Sergei and I haven't been able to say two words to each other."
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"What do you want me to do? Sit here while the three of you have a conversation?"
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"That would be great. Thank you."
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"- Hello? - Oh, hi. It's Mark."
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"Hi, well, look, I was just gonna leave a message."
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"Isn't tonight your anniversary dinner?"
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"You wanna talk? I mean, I can come over."
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"No, really, no. Please. That's okay."
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"Oh."
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"[SCOFFS]"
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"- So, what'll you do? - What can I do?"
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"Hey, no way. Come on, this is you guys. Call her and work it out."
Friends
"You know that whole swimming thing is a myth."
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"Nothing. He just really believes in that."
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"Well, I'm sorry."
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"Oh, thank you. That's very helpful. I'm glad you came over."
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"[PHONE RINGS]"
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"- Hello? - Hi, it's me."
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"- Hi. Oh, I'm so glad you called. - Really?"
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"I've been thinking this is crazy. Don't you think we can work on this?"
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"Nobody?"
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"Is that Mark?"
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"Hey, Dinosaur Guy. Look at you, so sad."
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"- Come dance. - Uh, that's okay. Thanks."
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"You don't have to smile. You just have to dance."
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"And so from half-a-world away..."
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"...and choke on it."
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"[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]"
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"Well, tell him, "Apology accepted.""
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"[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]"
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"He's unbelievable. For the first time in three years, someone wants to talk to me."
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"But do you think he would let me enjoy that? No."
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"Excuse me, but, um, ahem, isn't he paying for your dinner?"
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"Hey, the man's dog just died."
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"[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]"
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"Would you care to accompany me to the Rainbow Room?"
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"My guy has coupons."
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"Your guy can't even say "coupons.""
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"Plate."
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"See, we don't need them."
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"Sleight of hand And twist of fate"
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"On a bed of nails She makes me wait"
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"- What are you, married? - Ha, ha."
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"Oh, be home, be home, be home..."
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"Be home, be home, be home."
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"Still no smile?"
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"And you give yourself away"
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"[BOTH SINGING "AMERICAN PIE" IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]"
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"- American. - American."
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"American. You know, it's a very hard language."
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"Let's do it again."
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"- Oh, but wait, I do have a globe. Hold on. - Oh."
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"Hey, anybody need anything copied? I'm going to the Xerox place."
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"[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]"
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"So you had fun, huh?"
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"His name is Spackle-Back Harry."
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"- Yeah, all right. So we'll hang out. - Yeah."
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"Well, you know, we could flip for it."
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"Okay, you don't have to stop. I'm invisible. I'm not here."
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"And I'm sorry, but... Oh, my God!"
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"Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah."
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"I've got Shemp in my office."
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"- And the advances in collating in the past five years."
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"[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]"
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"Yeah, I'm fine."
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"[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]"
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"Come on. We just had this huge fight. Don't I have to wait a while?"
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"I told him he treats me like a park ranger, something, ugh..."
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"And the vet said it was time."
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"...I said goodbye to my dog..."
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"...in seven languages."
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"It would be my pleasure."
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"[U2'S "WITH OR WITHOUT YOU" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]"
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"Maybe. Does that scare you?"
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"Yeah, well, excuse me for wanting to be with my girlfriend on our anniversary."
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"- Oh. - What? Is it my breath?"
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"- Oh, yeah, I'm not hungry. - It's for me."
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"And you give yourself away"
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"...with the bellybutton ring again?"
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"Well, um..."
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"He's probably just out."
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"Doesn't she know it's our anniversary?"
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"Uh, no, thanks."
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"We're having second thoughts about our, uh, copying needs."
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"[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]"
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"...that I really like his suit."
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"Yo, Chloe. Do you have a quarter for the condom machine?"
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"Done."
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"- Why don't you just do it over here? - Oh, no."
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"- Come on, you don't have 10 minutes? - I don't have 10 minutes."
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"No, no, no, honey, please. I just have too much to deal with."
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"[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]"
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"Your eyes are very pretty."
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"Oh. That's my doodle of a ladybug with a top hat. Ha, ha."
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"- Yeah. - Let me check that with what I've got here."
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"Yeah, but I don't..."
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"Could I please speak to your supervisor? Thank you. We're holding."
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"But I told you I didn't have the time."
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"...I told him I wanted to take a break."
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"...in a variety of sizes and colors and..."
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"Look, I don't feel like dancing. I feel like having a drink, okay?"
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"And then I called him, and he wasn't there."
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