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Clips from The Meaning of Life (1983) Musical

"God gets quite irate"
The Meaning of Life (1983) Musical
"Every sperm is good"
The Meaning of Life (1983) Musical
"Every sperm is needed"
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"In your neighborhood"
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"Every sperm is sacred"
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"Every sperm is great"
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"Every sperm is sacred"
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"MEN: In your neighborhood"
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"Every sperm is fine"
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"Mine And mine"
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"And mine"
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"Let the pagans spill theirs"
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"O'er mountain, hill and plain"
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"God shall strike them down"
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"Every sperm is sacred"
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"Every sperm is good"
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"In your neighborhood"
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"If a sperm is wasted"
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"Quite irate"
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"So you see my problem, little ones."
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"BOY: Speak up!"
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"God has blessed us so much I can't afford to feed you anymore."
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"Couldn't you have your balls cut off?"
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"It's not as simple as that, Nigel. God knows all."
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"What we do to ourselves, we do to Him."
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"You could have had them pulled off in an accident."
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"(CH ILDREN CLAMORING)"
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"No. Children, I know you're trying to help,"
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"but believe me, me mind's made up."
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"I've given this long and careful thought,"
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"(SINGING SADLY) Every sperm is sacred"
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"Look at them. Bloody Catholics. Filling the bloody world up"
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"with bloody people they can't afford to bloody feed."
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"What are we, dear? Protestant, and fiercely proud of it."
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"Well, why do they have so many children?"
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"But it's the same with us, Harry. What do you mean?"
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"Well, I mean we've got two children,"
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"and we've had sexual intercourse twice."
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"That's not the point. We could have it any time we wanted."
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"Really? Oh, yes. And what's more,"
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"because we don't believe in all that Papist claptrap,"
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"we can take precautions."
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"What, you mean lock the door?"
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"No, no. I mean because we are members of the Protestant Reformed Church,"
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"of the Papacy in the mid-sixteenth century,"
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"What do you mean?"
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"I could, if I wanted, have sexual intercourse with you."
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"Oh, yes, Harry."
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"And by wearing a rubber sheath over my old fellow,"
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"I could ensure that when I came off, you would not be impregnated."
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"Ooh! That's what being a Protestant's all about."
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"That's why it's the church for me."
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"That's why it's the church for anyone"
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"who respects the individual and the individual's right"
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"When Martin Luther nailed his protest up to the church door in 1517,"
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"he may not have realized the full significance of what he was doing"
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"but 400 years later, thanks to him, my dear,"
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"I can wear whatever I want on my John Thomas."
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"And Protestantism doesn't stop at the simple condom. Oh, no!"
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"French Ticklers, Black Mambos, Crocodile Ribs..."
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"Have you got one? Have I got one? Well, no,"
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"but I can go down the road anytime I want and walk into Harry's"
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"and hold my head up high and say, in a loud, steady voice,"
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""Harry, I want you to sell me a condom."
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""In fact, today I think I'll have a French Tickler, for I am a Protestant.""
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"Well, why don't you? But they, they cannot,"
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"to promote the idea of sex for pleasure,"
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"children continue to multiply everywhere."
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"And so the Midianites went forth to Ram Gilead,"
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"by Shor Ethra Regalion,"
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"and there, slew they the goats,"
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"yea, and placed they the bits in little pots."
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"Here endeth the lesson."
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"Let us praise God."
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"O Lord. ALL: O Lord."
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"So absolutely huge."
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"Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You."
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"Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell you."
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"Forgive us, O Lord, for this, our dreadful toadying."
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"But you're so strong,"
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"ALL: Fantastic."
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"Amen, Reverend. Amen."
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"Now two boys have been found rubbing linseed oil"
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"into the school cormorant."
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"Now some of you may feel that the cormorant does not play an important part"
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"in the life of the school, but I would remind you"
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"that it was presented to us by the corporation of the town of Sudbury,"
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"to commemorate Empire Day, when we try to remember"
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"the names of all those from the Sudbury area,"
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"who so gallantly gave their lives"
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"So from now on, the cormorant is strictly out of bounds!"
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"ALL: (SINGING) O Lord, please don't burn us"
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"Don't put us on the barbecue"
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"Or simmer us in stock"
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"Don't braise or bake or boil us"
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"Or stir-fry us in a wok"
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"Oh, please don't lightly poach us"
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"Don't fricassee or roast us"
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"In a Rotissomat"
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"He's coming!"
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"Now, before I begin the lesson, will those of you"
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"onto the lower peg immediately after lunch,"
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"before you write your letter home,"
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"who's going out this weekend as the guest of another boy, in which case,"
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"collect his note before lunch,"
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"put it in your letter after you have had your haircut,"
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"and make sure he moves your clothes down onto the lower peg for you."
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"Now... Sir?"
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"Yes, Wymer?"
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"My younger brother's going out with Dibble this weekend, sir."
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"If you're not getting your hair cut,"
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"You simply collect his note before lunch,"
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"after you've done your scripture prep,"
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"when you've written your letter home before rest,"
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"move your own clothes onto the lower peg,"
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"greet the visitors and report to Mr. Viney"
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"that you've had your chit signed."
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"Now, sex."
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"Sex, sex, sex. Where were we?"
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"the penis entering the vagina?"
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