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Clips from The Meaning of Life (1983) Musical

"No, sir. No, sir. No, sir."
The Meaning of Life (1983) Musical
"Well, had I done foreplay?"
The Meaning of Life (1983) Musical
"STU DENTS: Yes, sir."
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"Ah. Well, as we all know all about foreplay,"
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"no doubt you can tell me what the purpose of foreplay is."
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"Oh, was it taking your clothes off, sir?"
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"Oh, putting them on a lower peg, sir."
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"The purpose of foreplay is to cause the vagina to lubricate,"
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"so that the penis can penetrate more easily."
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"Yes. Harris, will you?"
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"And, of course, to cause the man's penis to erect"
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"and harden."
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"(IN HALING)"
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"Now, did I do vaginal juices last week?"
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"Oh, do pay attention, Wadsworth!"
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"I know it's Friday. Watching the football, are you?"
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"Boy, move over there. I'm warning you."
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"I may decide to set an exam this term."
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"Oh, sir! Sir!"
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"So just listen."
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"do vaginal juices?"
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"STU DENTS: Yes, sir."
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"What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm?"
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"Why not start her off with a nice kiss?"
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"straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate."
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"Give her a kiss, boy."
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"I suppose so. Biting the neck."
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"Yes, good. Nibbling the earlobe,"
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"kneading the buttocks and so on and so forth."
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"So we have all these possibilities,"
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"before we stampede towards the clitoris, Watson."
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"Now, all these forms of stimulation"
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"And, of course, tonguing will give you the best idea"
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"of how the juices are coming along."
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"Helen? Now, penetration and coitus,"
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"that is to say intercourse up to and including orgasm."
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"Ah, hello, dear. Do stand up when my wife enters the room, Carter."
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"H ELEN: Humphrey, I hope you don't mind."
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"I told the Garfields we would dine with them tonight."
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"Yes, yes, well, I suppose we must."
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"I said we'd be there by 8:00."
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"I know you don't like them, but I couldn't make another excuse."
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"It's just that I felt..."
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"No, of course not, Humphrey."
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"So, the man starts by entering or mounting his good lady wife,"
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"in the standard way."
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"The penis is now, as you will observe, more or less fully erect."
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"There we are, that's better."
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"It's an ocarina, sir. Bring it up here."
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"The man now starts making thrusting movements with his pelvic area,"
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"Put it there, boy. Put it there on the table."
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"While the wife maximizes her clitoral stimulation by the shaft of the penis,"
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"Thank you, dear."
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"Oh, nothing, sir."
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"I mean, obviously, something frightfully funny's going on."
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"No, honestly, sir."
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"I think you'd better be selected to play for the boys' team,"
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"in the rugby match against the masters this afternoon."
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"(MEN CHEERING)"
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"MAN: Come on, Buster!"
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"Well played, well played."
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"(WH ISTLE BLOWS)"
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"(GROANING)"
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"(GU NS FIRING)"
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"(IN DISTINCT CHATTERING)"
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"(GUNFIRE)"
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"(EXPLOSIONS)"
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"NARRATOR: The Meaning of Life, part three. Fighting each other."
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"Okay, Blackitt, Sturridge and Walters, you take the buggers on the left flank."
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"Hang on, 68."
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"You'll never make it, let us come with you. Do as you're told, man."
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"I'd just like to say it's been a real privilege fighting alongside you, sir."
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"Me and the lads realize that, sir, but, well, we may never meet again, so..."
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"Yes, all right, Blackitt. Thanks a lot."
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"Me and the lads, we've had a little whip-around, sir."
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"It's a lovely thought. Thank you. Thank you all."
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"We've got something else for you as well, sir."
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"Sorry it's another clock, sir, only there was a bit of a mix-up."
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"Walters thought he was buying a present"
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"and Spadger and I had already got the other one."
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"Well, it's beautiful, they're both beautiful."
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"I think we'd better get to cover now."
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"Corporal Sturridge got this for you as well, sir."
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"He didn't know about the others."
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"It's Swiss. Well, now, that is thoughtful, Sturridge."
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"Good man. And there's a card, sir."
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"Thank you all."
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"Hip, hip. ALL: Hooray!"
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"Blackitt! Blackitt!"
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"I'll be all right, sir. There's just one other thing, sir."
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"Spadger, give him the check. Oh, yeah."
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"Oh, no, this is really going too far."
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"I don't seem to be able to find it, sir, be in number four trench."
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"You shouldn't have said that, sir."
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"You've hurt his feelings, now."
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"Don't mind me, Spadge."
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"Toffs is all the same. One minute, it's all please and thank you."
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"The next, they'll kick you in the teeth. Yeah."
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"Let's not give him the cake. I don't want any cake."
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"Yeah, he saved his rations for six weeks, sir."
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"I don't mean to be ungrateful."
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"Blackie! Blackie!"
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"Look at him! He worked on that cake like no one else I've ever known."
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"slicing the lemons, mixing the sugar and almonds."
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"I mean, you try getting butter to melt at 15 degrees below zero."
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"There's love in that cake, this man's love and this man's care and..."
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"Oh, my Christ! You bastard."
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"All right, we will eat the cake. They're right."
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"It's too good a cake not to eat."
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"(GU N FIRING)"
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"Yes, get the tablecloth."
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"You better get the gate leg table, Hordern."
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"Without the ability to defend one's own viewpoint,"
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"against other perhaps more aggressive ideologies,"
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"then reasonableness and moderation could quite simply disappear."
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"That is why we'll always need an army."
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"Don't stand there gawping,"
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"like you've never seen the hand of God before!"
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"Now, today we're going to do marching up and down the square."
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"than marching up and down the square?"
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