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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Beach House (S02E02)

"Captain, I bet you used to smoke cigars"
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"on the job all the time, right?"
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"Had one burning all day long."
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"Snake Eyes."
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"Oh, Snake Eyes is a great one."
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"When he died, he stuck out his middle finger"
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"so he'd be flipping everyone off at his funeral."
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"- Oh, that rules. - Yeah."
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"Who killed him?"
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"No, cancer of the mouth, tongue, lip, and cheek."
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"Well, still, the middle finger thing is cool."
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"had removed so much of his face."
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"It's weird having the captain here."
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"Should we just go home?"
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"I am not going anywhere."
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"I'm playing kwazy kupcakes."
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"I'm hydrated as hell,"
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"and I'm listening to Sheryl Crow."
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"Wait a minute."
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"a fun one down here with just us"
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"and then an awkward, uncomfortable one"
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"in the living room with Holt."
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"He doesn't even have to know about it."
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"forget I said that phrase."
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"and we all know how efficient he is in there."
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"will be in the living room."
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"It's not a party if there aren't four people."
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"The other party will be in here."
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"How do you get your hair like that?"
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"Born this way... also, Hitchcock and Scully"
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"are not to be left alone with the captain."
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"They'll annoy him into leaving his party"
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"It's not an idea. It's a scheme."
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"Okay, that is way worse."
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"I think this is gonna work."
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"And who knows?"
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"Maybe the Holt party will even be fun."
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"but listen to it."
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"breathtaking."
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"Then a smiley face blowing a kiss."
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"Oh, he's good."
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"We could say, "thinking about you.""
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"No, Rosa, it's poetry."
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"Oof."
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"But on the plus side, I now hate"
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"Come on, get on it."
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"And under it. Bangarang."
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"Ames, Ames, Ames."
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"Say hello to the most confident woman alive."
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"♪ Drink number five ♪"
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"His name is..."
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"Blair Underwood."
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"The man I saw in the grocery store was Blair Underwood."
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"For you to give me a promotion"
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"I've been carrying this squad for two years,"
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"and my back's getting tired."
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"Excuse me, Captain."
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"Hey, Amy, can I talk to you for one second?"
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"So, listen, I don't think overconfident Amy is working out."
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"Maybe you should go back downstairs."
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"Mm, maybe I should just have another drink."
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"Get ready, America."
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"- Oh, what? - Okay, that's..."
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"Wait a minute. Why is Scully up here?"
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"Hey, Captain."
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"How much does it cost to raise a sunken ship?"
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"Answer: Less than a casino makes in a year hopefully."
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"I want to show you."
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"- Say no more. - Oh, that was easy."
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"It's quarters. What, am I a monster?"
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"Terry, tag me in. You're on Holt party duty."
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"It seems to me all-wheel drive"
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"is four-wheel drive."
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"You need something. Who needs something?"
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"I know they say it's not good"
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"to have a TV in the bedroom,"
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"why I don't."
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"See, I told you guys we'd still have fun this weekend."
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"Wait, Terry, aren't you supposed to be upstairs?"
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"Six-drink Amy..."
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"is so alone."
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"Six-drink Amy isn't fun."
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"Guys, this is really bad."
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"Got to get up there."
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"Ah, Detectives."
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"You were having a party without me."
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"- Captain... - No need to explain."
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"What are we gonna do?"
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"much like the casino we've been talk..."
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"My fanny's not deep enough to fix this."
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"Vacation Terry..."
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"- is dead. - The fanny."
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"- Okay. - What?"
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"Really thought you were gonna fight me on that,"
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"and then we'd have a whole back-and-forth,"
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"and eventually you'd go, "Jake, I respect you","
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"but I got to do this.""
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"No, it's uncomfortable."
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"I'd much rather you do it."
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"All right, fine."
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"Here I go."
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"- You're walking in place. - All right!"
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"He's already freaked out by how long it takes me"
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"Listen, Rosa, there's nothing I'd rather do in my life"
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"than write a sexy text to your boyfriend,"
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"but I think this is something you got to do on your own."
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"- Yeah. - Look, I like him."
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"I really like him."
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"That's what you should say."
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"Just take that sentiment, remove the word "crap,""
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"Gah, I sent it."
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"He didn't write back, so he hates it."
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"No, wait. Look."
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"It's a shirtless pic."
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"We did it. We did it!"
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"Gina."
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"You got to see the sasquatch."
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"Was it everything you drumpt?"
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"It was the stuff drumps are made of."
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"Okay, let's sit you up."
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