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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Beach House (S02E02)

"there... oh, there you go."
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"Now drink this entire glass of water."
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"Just cause I know you won't remember it."
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"Mm-mm, no."
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"You like me."
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"Okay."
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"I heard you were out here."
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"Really hate those jets, huh?"
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"Apology accepted."
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"I forgot this getaway is really for you detectives."
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"And one of the things you're striving to get away from"
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"is your captain."
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"Yeah, I mean, it's nothing against you as a person."
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"Everyone loves you,"
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"and act like crazy idiots and play stupid games"
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"where we make fun of the boss."
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"Which is hard when the boss is present."
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"Yeah."
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"I think instead of us rising to your level,"
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"it's maybe time for you to stoop down to ours."
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"I call the game "Real Ray or Fake Ray?""
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"All right, here's how the game works."
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"I will say a phrase."
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"You tell me if I made it up"
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"or if it's something that Captain Holt"
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"actually said in real life to an actual human being."
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"Great! Phrase number one:"
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""The futility of lighting candles"
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"only to blow them out immediately"
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"is just one reason I find children's birthday parties"
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"- Holt. - That's Holt."
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"Mm, fake."
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"I don't remember saying it, so it must be fake."
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"Oh!"
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"To Terry's kids at their birthday party."
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"Oh, I remember now."
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"All right, phrase number two:"
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""Any smile that lasts longer than a second and a half"
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"is a con man's ruse.""
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"That's fake. That's a fake one."
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"Interesting."
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"Very, very interesting."
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"At 11:55 A.M.,"
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"His knees are in the breeze."
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"Hey, Captain."
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"Yep. No story here."
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"Hello, everybody."
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"Is this gonna be the weekend we finally meet six-drink Amy?"
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"What did I just say, Charles?"
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"Oh, yeah, although I'm sure our hoots"
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"inflatable neck pillow."
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"Tight."
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"Peralta told me to say that."
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"I'll sleep on the floor."
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"Captain, come with me."
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"No bosses."
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"Guys, he just wants to josh around."
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"Small talk."
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"Ames, please keep the volume down, okay?"
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"It's a joke. I was insulting him."
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"Think he's mad?"
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"that will jump-start the conversation."
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"Ha-ha, Butt Face Dave."
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"Okay, I guess I'll have one more."
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"Yeah."
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"great God of the sea!"
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"Seems weird to be in front of the captain"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Hmm."
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"I've got my own party going on."
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"Vacation Terry, you're a genius."
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"Here's the plan: The boring Holt party"
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"with their weird sunken casino idea."
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"It was pretty brutal."
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"Gah!"
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"Good-bye, four-drink Amy."
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"and a 40% raise."
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"Here comes six..."
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"You can't just let Scully go wherever he wants."
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"I am the king of quarters!"
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"Not now. It's schnapps time."
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"Now, where is everyone?"
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"How do you cheer up granite?"
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"Okay, I'm gonna leave. Don't follow me."
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"Ames."
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"Wow, I can't believe I almost made Terry do this."
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"I was so eager to make up"
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"And that's just the start."
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"I understand the logic of this game."
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"Oh!"
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"Winter B-house! Woof, woof, woof!"
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"♪ Ain't no party like a Captain Holt party ♪"
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"other than washing their hair."
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""I did.""
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"Even my fiery dance moves aren't keeping me warm."
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"Mazel tov."
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"What do you think, Terry?"
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"We lost track of who was where, sorry."
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"I think we're still good."
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"Thanks, Boyle."
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"You don't want to be around Holt"
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"You want to get a cab?"
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"Sorry. You're nice."
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"Separate parties, separate but equal..."
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"She locks the door and takes the handle home with her."
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"but I think that went pretty good."
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"Okay, well, Captain,"
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"Thank you, Terry's fanny."
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"I only brought a bikini."
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"And five-drink Amy"
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"Now, the recorder is generally thought of"
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"I know you lost your phone charger,"
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"Ok, we don't have much time. Captain's in the bathroom,"
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"What?"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Sir, you're gonna freak."
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"Hey, Ray, it's time."
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"That name is so cool, it doesn't need a nickname."
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"You're so good at being lame, and I'm not."
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"that's the most intimate thing you can do to a lover"
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