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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S03E03)

"Nothing. Well, you know, besides a lot of, um, pretty horrific torture..."
Archer (2009)
"...which, Mother, if you had seen, would have broken your heart."
Archer (2009)
"But why dwell on that? We're home."
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"Yeah. Yeah, it's just a big old goddamn fairy tale."
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"Ray, I'm kidding. Don't be like that."
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"CHERYL: Ugh, gross. Keep it moving, cripple."
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"GILLETTE: Shut up. Ray? Ray."
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"Ray?"
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"That may be the funniest thing you've ever said."
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"I'll, uh, need to run those numbers. Heh."
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"Hurry up, we don't have a minute to lose."
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"Lana."
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"Because we're in a dungeon."
Archer (2009)
"Probably thanks to your bucket-stanch."
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"Okay, then you listen to me."
Archer (2009)
"MALORY: Ten million dollars?"
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"Noah."
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"Hey, way to not give them the power."
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"Phrasing."
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"So your plan is for us to get as black-out, knee-walking..."
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"Son of a bitch!"
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"I am incredibly sorry."
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"But I guess that was too much to ask!"
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"I'm fine. Check on Ray. ARCHER: Yeah, he is not looking good."
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"Although, neither is Riley. Ah, ah, ah, ah."
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"Aha! But I shoot gun many times..."
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"How would you not? Who am I, Karl Landsteiner?"
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"Goddamn it, Archer. Ray needs O-positive blood or he's gonna die."
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"NOAH: Oh..."
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"Who's playing? LANA: Archer."
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"Uh, the Lax-mi Singhers--"
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"Of course. I mean, I know we fight a lot, but..."
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"MALORY: Sterling, I don't know how you did it, but--"
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"And that we spare Malory the details of your time on Pirate Island."
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"Men's pajamas? For God's sake, woman, where is your pride?"
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"Wait, shouldn't it be some kind of crab dish, because of the crabs? Like, uh, crab cakes?"
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"I'm kidding. Crab rangoon."
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"Wait, the phone. Lacrosse?"
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"Right? Language center of the brain--"
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"Just trying all my usual passwords."
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"MALORY: Rip? Rip, I take it all back. You're as strong and sexy as the night we--"
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"All I wanted was to mourn the murder of my crazy-hot Russian fiancée..."
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"Positive? Yeah."
Archer (2009)
"Thanks, human shield. Although, where the hell are all your men?"
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"ARCHER: I know, look at our defenders."
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"And my mourning period for, um... Katya?"
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"This whole dungeon is, um..."
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"Ooh. Or Lana. Lana."
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"What about me? Yeah, and me?"
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"No, shut up. We gotta get that phone, or something. I don't know."
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"He's gay."
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"...and then I'm screwed, because I don't have--"
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"And before you see one thin dime, I want to talk to Sterling."
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"And not to diminish the accomplishments of Dr. Charles Drew, but--"
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"...of the gay man as a collegiate cheerleader."
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"Thank you. No problem."
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"What about this Sunday?"
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"RILEY: First of all-- Riley, no. Don't say it."
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"You know what "license to kill" means?"
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"Oh, come on. These crabs, this time, were not my fault."
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"Yeah, it's Algonquin for "blood sport"?"
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"Hey, relax, Nick Furious. Save your strength for flying the chopper."
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"My sat phone. Yeah. See, Noah? Her-- Wait, your what?"
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"ARCHER: Lana! LANA: Archer!"
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"Just keep squeezing that gag-ball that I don't wanna know why you have."
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"Well, figurative-- Yeah, literally."
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"Well, it's about time you did something on your own."
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"LANA: Noah? Yes."
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"RILEY: Which this idiot shot to pieces--"
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"Jeez, how about a little warning? I said, down, herd."
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"CYRIL: Wait a minute, that can't be right."
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"MALORY : Sterling, are you all right?"
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"We lure Bucky down here and take him hostage."
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"What? Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of my plan working."
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"Ugh. Smells like a kennel in here."
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"...and used to slit an anthropologist's bird-like throat."
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"This is Malory Archer."
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"Noah! Wounded! No, no, I'm--"
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"No, you just listen to me, buster. Bucky."
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"All five minutes of it. At which point, Ms. Archer will probably dissolve me in a drum of acid..."
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"ARCHER: Not sure that's helping. Yeah? Well, neither are you!"
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"Look, Lana, don't get me wrong, I like your spunk."
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"Uh, yeah, his name's Houdini. Whom I wish you were."
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"We're leaving. Before this quack's office burns to the ground."
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"Yeah, that's not a thing. If and when that becomes a thing!"
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"Fairy tale? Uh, phrasing?"
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"...the bucket."
Archer (2009)
"You don't know your own blood type, but you know who discovered them."
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"--I will never, ever forgive you, and we will never, ever be friends again."
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"Oh, really? Then I get to watch her rub it in your face."
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"Re-evaluate your entire life. And yes, I'm sure."
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"Hello? Hi, it's lacrosse, you lose."
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"They should've rescued Sterling and Rip from the pirates hours ago."
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"Yeah. Yeah."
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"Aha, you like wear garter?"
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"Hmm. What? Don't listen to him."
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"Why would it be? It's not. I just need to move a little money around."
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"LANA: You're kidding."
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"Ha-ha-ha-ha! Malory, I never said that!"
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"Mother, I'm a little busy right now."
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"Today, please! BUCKY: Unh!"
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"Yeah, now."
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"So give him some of yours. I'm A-negative."
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"Oh, and don't be here on Sunday, Pam."
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"Cyril, never mind moving that money."
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"Whoo-hoo-hoo!"
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"I think it's great that for once you're getting out of a jam without your mother's help, but--"
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"Get some! Get some, you sons of bitches!"
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"No. Lana, seriously, she-- She would literally kill you."
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"NOAH: Oh, my God."
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"Then kill each other. And then shut up."
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"So every time it doesn't, I just assume it's not her, not calling to say they--"
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"Missed it by that much. Shut up."
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"Exactly, and if we get to the radio--"
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"Not unlike a metal spoon sharpened to a razor's edge..."
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"Oh, my God, be more "I hate you.""
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"Aw, but I love it when Malory bails you out of one of your idiot jams."
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"Cyril. Wha--? Hey, Ms. Archer."
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"And I just assume that includes his spleen. I think that ship might have sailed."
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"Well, Rip, why don't we just look around for some fuel in this cell..."
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