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Clips from Fuller House - The Not-So-Great Escape (S01E01)

"Oh, I love that new puppy smell!"
Fuller House
"But his cholesterol's a little high."
Fuller House
"Get it? 'Cause he's bacon."
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"Come on, Dad. You don't wanna miss your plane."
Fuller House
"Oh..."
Fuller House
"Hi. You must be Dr. Fuller?"
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"Oh, you've improved."
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"I do love to have my belly scratched."
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"- You two are gonna love working together. - Oh, we are?"
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"Yeah, Matt's gonna help out while I'm on vacation. I told you."
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"I didn't? I know I told somebody."
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"You told me, Dad. That's why I'm here."
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"I look forward to working with you. Maybe I'll let you scratch my belly."
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"That was supposed to sound cute."
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"Max, did you pick one? I have to get you to school."
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"Dr. Fuller, I'm sorry, but I have to go take my dog to the vet."
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"Why don't you just bring him here?"
Fuller House
"What kind of person do you think I am?"
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"- He look more like you or your husband? - I'm not married."
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"Nine... yes, nine months. Yes."
Fuller House
"Yeah, hi, can I get a double-chocolate fudge muffin"
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"and a bear claw, a non-fat, no-whip skinny latte?"
Fuller House
"Okay, let's see. Start with the blue one and work your way through the rainbow."
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"I'm kinda busy."
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"Seven cards later and you're still $4 short."
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"- Well, bye, Darren. - Bye, Stephanie. Bye, Tommy."
Fuller House
"So, am I going through the air ducts? Am I tunneling out? What's the plan?"
Fuller House
"That's it?"
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"The blinds are pre-raised, the window is pre-opened."
Fuller House
"Good morning, class."
Fuller House
"Lola, tell us about your science project."
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"That would be my pleasure, Mr. Gerald."
Fuller House
"This is a scale model of the Haleakala volcano, which my mom..."
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"It's in Hawaii, which is where my mom..."
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"I mean, I went on my honeymoon."
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"Remain calm!"
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"Just so you know, we don't have a swimming pool,"
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"there's lots of stairs,"
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"and we're not allowed to watch Game of Thrones."
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"Whatever that is."
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"If anybody wants out, raise your paw now."
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"- Help is here! - Oh, good. Hi, Tommy, honey."
Fuller House
"When do I get paid?"
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"When you do something."
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"Prepare to be wowed."
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"Uh, the rest of you prepare to be bow-wowed. And, well..."
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"You prepare to be me-wowed."
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"I'm triple-parked and I got a tub of mayonnaise,"
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"three-dozen oysters and a robot costume in the back seat."
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"No."
Fuller House
"You're kidding?"
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"I'll be right down."
Fuller House
"Jackson set off the fire alarm at school. He's been suspended."
Fuller House
"Gibbler Style, party-planning perfection."
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"Ramona got caught sneaking out of school. She was suspended, too."
Fuller House
"That's so weird that both of our kids are in trouble."
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"Tommy, keep an eye on her."
Fuller House
"Hi. I brought you your coffee, muffin and bear claw."
Fuller House
"Aw, wow. Thank you. That is so sweet."
Fuller House
"I... I feel like I should give you something."
Fuller House
"Ah, like here. Heartworm medication."
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"I am trying to worm my way into your heart."
Fuller House
"This one's out of the running. Sorry, pal."
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"Aw, look at that face!"
Fuller House
"Okay, you're back in."
Fuller House
"Is this little guy yours, too?"
Fuller House
"- Even sexier than moms with one kid. - Good because he's mine."
Fuller House
"Alright, now go pick out your puppy and give your mommy a kiss."
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"- But you're not... - Leaving this room without a puppy."
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"Okay, and you can go play with your brother right in there."
Fuller House
"Okay, perfect."
Fuller House
"Well, let me pretend to check my calendar. Oh, look, I'm free!"
Fuller House
"We have a winner!"
Fuller House
"And if for any reason the winner cannot perform his doggie duties,"
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"I said "doggie duties!""
Fuller House
"My aunt found a stray pet. Can you take care of it?"
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"Yeah, we're a pet clinic. All pets are welcome."
Fuller House
"Hello? Steph..."
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"Stephanie?"
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"Oh, my lanta!"
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"More importantly, why did you come in here when I said I was wrapping a present?"
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"You could have ruined the surprise."
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"How did this happen?"
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"Google said tomato soup would get the smell out. Are you mad?"
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"- Hey, kids. - Hey, Mom. This is my new friend, Lola."
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"Nice to meet you, Lola."
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"Security guards walked her to the principal in front of the whole school."
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"I couldn't be prouder."
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"Hey, Lola."
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"You're the kid that ruined my volcano."
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"Now my mom has to make a whole new one."
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"You'll sit at our lunch table."
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"We sit right next to the future millionaires of Silicon Valley."
Fuller House
"We used to call them geeks, but that was before the self-esteem assembly."
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"- Bye. - Bye."
Fuller House
"Can you believe it, Mom? I actually made some friends."
Fuller House
"And I'm out of school for the next three days!"
Fuller House
"See, I told you things would get better!"
Fuller House
"Didn't I say no video games?"
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"Here's a list of chores you'll be doing while you're suspended."
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""Mow the lawn, rake the leaves, sync your mother's iPhone to her iPad.""
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"I can never figure out how to do that."
Fuller House
"On the way home, can we get mani-pedis?"
Fuller House
"No. We'll get them on the way there, so your friends can see your gorgeous nails."
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"- This is so unfair! - It is."
Fuller House
"Ramona can think about what she did wrong"
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"while the manicurist pushes back her cuticles."
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"Drop it, Jackson."
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"I don't wanna fight in front of the kids, but I do wanna fight."
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"You're just jealous 'cause my kid likes me."
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"Kimmy, you're supposed to be their parent, not their BFF."
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"Jackson's upset and I don't blame him"
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"because Ramona is getting rewarded for ditching school!"
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"She's been through so much, between Fernando and me separating"
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"I just want Ramona to be happy."
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"She'll get over it."
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"You can do this."
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"My perfect, sweet, precious Ramona..."
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"Instead, you're gonna help Jackson with his chores."
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"Ah, nice! Now we're talking!"
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