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Clips from Fuller House - The Not-So-Great Escape (S01E01)

"You can have 16 through 44."
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"I love you, but you need rules and lemons and boundaries."
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"Don't blame D.J. It was my decision to punish you."
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"After D.J. told me to."
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"you should know that Jackson only set off the alarm to help me escape."
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"Is that true, Jackson?"
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"Yeah. I felt bad for Ramona, so I came to her rescue."
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"Setting off a dangerous explosion without any regard for my own safety."
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"Or anyone else's."
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"Like a true American hero."
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"But maybe a little less."
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"So, you're not mad at me?"
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"I get it."
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"- Hugs? - Come here, Mom."
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"Okay, everybody, I'd like to introduce the newest member of the family,"
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"Cosmo T.D. Fuller."
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"- "T.D." stands for "the dog". - Hi, Cosmo."
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"That's my date. Don't wait up."
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"- Hi! - Hey, Steph."
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"More kids."
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"Yeah... yeah. That's Jackson and Ramona, the twins."
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"You know Max. And of course my housekeeper and my au pair."
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"Kids, Mommy says homework and to bed."
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"Au pair, have them brush their teeth before bed"
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"- Bye, kids. - Bye, Mommy."
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"What is it?"
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"Whoa, dude, TMI."
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"Eh..."
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"I'm fake-texting, so I don't look like a loser."
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"Thank you. The braces came off and my head finally caught up with my ears."
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"Little cute, little weird."
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"I can't afford your prices."
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"Janet, I would give you an employee discount."
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"- Hey, Deej. - Hey, I need a favor."
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"You are in big trouble, Mr. Fuller! I saw you set off that smoke alarm on purpose!"
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"Good news, Kimmy's coming to get you."
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"What's going on?"
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"We were victims of a drive-by skunking!"
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"Your daughter's so cool."
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"You don't... reward bad behavior with a spa day."
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"And all of it's my fault."
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"But she will be happy."
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"Not "lemons," limits."
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"If we're really being fair,"
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"After you've done your time, we'll go visit your old friends."
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"and housekeeper, just stay out of the liquor cabinet."
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"Alright, that'll be $18.50."
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"please take notice of how your projects are reacting to the presence of H20!"
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"I salute your patriotism, but you're still punished."
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"You sneaky little..."
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"Great escape plan, Jackson."
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"I'm working at Harmon Pet Care around the corner. Maybe I could pay later?"
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"I'll see you in school in three days."
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"Mom, you can't be serious?"
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"Uh... yeah."
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"How about if I take you to your old school and you can say hi to your old friends?"
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"That sounds fair."
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"But as you're fleeing for your lives,"
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"Hey!"
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"The best licker wins!"
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"- What look? - That look."
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"My receptionist flaked on me. Can you come help out? I'll pay you."
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"And then he gives me that look."
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"Whoa!"
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"Hello? What?"
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"- Now, where were we? - We were about to ask you to dinner."
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"I'm exhausted. I was up all night erupting my volcano."
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"I've been there five whole days and I haven't made a single friend."
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"- That can really hurt. - Come with me."
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"She barely acknowledged us."
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"You're not even bad to the funny bone."
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"Right?! Finally! Thank you!"
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"Oh. No, no, no, no, no, no!"
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"I'm sorry, do I know you?"
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"Oh, thanks, but Ramona loves my cooking."
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"Hey, guys. I gotta grab Tommy and run."
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"Hugs!"
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"Thanks, D.J."
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"Is that okay?"
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"Look who just got busted! The new kid!"
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"Except you forgot where everyone lines up during a fire drill."
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"Right outside this window."
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"It was an accident! I was practicing chemical reactions, like you taught us!"
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"Oh! That makes more sense."
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