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Clips from Fuller House - The Not-So-Great Escape (S01E01)

"Oh, sure, now he's acting all innocent."
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"- Stephanie, you're crazy. - It's exactly what he wants you to think."
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"Good morning, sister-wife."
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"Don't fight it. It's your destiny to spend your life with me."
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"And, big surprise, there's nothing up there."
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"Mom, please don't make me go to this new school."
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"Something's wrong with that place."
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"According to every online personality quiz I've ever taken,"
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"Well, you have at least one friend there, Jackson. You guys are friends, right?"
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"My client's turning 100 years old."
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"Stephanie, you have no life."
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"I resent that."
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"Just because I don't have a boyfriend or a job or any money doesn't mean that I..."
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"Why are you dressed like a boy preacher?"
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"You know, I thought that went really well."
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"But this place is like Alcatraz."
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"I'm bad to the bone."
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"Ow!"
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"Oh, wait."
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"What dog could resist a baloney cologne?"
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"Holy chalupas! They're adorable!"
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"Well... everything checked out."
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"You're little Matty?"
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"They were floppy. I thought about trimming them like a Doberman."
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"Uh... no, you didn't."
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"I would never take my dog to a discount veterinarian!"
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"I'm not a chew toy!"
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"- Cute baby. - Thanks."
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"I'm Darren."
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"Nothing sexier than a multi-tasking single mom, leaning in and doing it all."
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"Yeah, well, that's me, you know. Stephanie, the sexy single mom."
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"And this is Tommy, the baby that I carried in my stomach for... what is it?"
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"I'll be right there."
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"No, you may not."
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"You made the right decision. I wasn't coming back."
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"Why's he always looking at the ceiling?"
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"Listen to me very carefully. When I say "go," you climb out the window."
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"When I execute my diversion, it's go time."
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"But basically I'm just climbing out the window?"
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"I can feel your enthusiasm."
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"I mean, I... worked on all night."
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"Six drops of that."
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"Careful, careful. Careful."
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"I can't decide. I need volunteers to drop out."
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"Mommy missed you."
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"Is that for the birthday party you're planning?"
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"What? Okay."
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"On the bright side, at least they're finally doing stuff together."
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"Okay, Steph, you're in charge."
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"- Hey, Stephanie. - Darren, hi."
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"It depends. How do you feel about moms with two kids?"
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"you... will be contacted."
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"Except for skunks!"
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"- Skunk! - Oh, Max, no!"
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"Uh-oh!"
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"Don't come in here. I'm wrapping a present for you."
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"No. This is gonna look hilarious on my Facebook page."
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"Say cheese!"
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"I just needed something to do while waiting for my punishment."
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"Well, the wait is over."
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"We need to talk about your punishment."
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"Mom, are you watching this?"
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"Because your bad parenting is undermining my good parenting."
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"I know."
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"But I can't punish her now."
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"and leaving her home and changing schools."
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"And she'll be happier with a parent who sets rules and limits and boundaries."
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"But what if she gets mad at me?"
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"And by the way, this finger... it's 90% of parenting."
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"I'm canceling spa day tomorrow."
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"I'm serious."
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"I think we can all agree that both of you being punished is fair."
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"I'm not thrilled with you, but..."
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"- Everyone, this is Darren. - Hey!"
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"- Tommy did it again. - What?"
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"He makes me look at the ceiling, but there's nothing there."
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"- Morning, best friend. - Hi."
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"I want a sister-wife divorce."
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"I'm making the boys a healthy lunch. Want me to make Ramona a turkey wrap?"
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"Seriously? $20? You know, lunch costs, like, $4."
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"I know, but I feel so guilty about making her change schools."
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"I'm gonna give her a little dessert."
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"I'm not sure bribing your kid is the best approach to parenting."
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"But she likes me so much more when I do."
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"He's trying to make me look again. I am not looking up."
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"And now I'm looking up."
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"Aw... Look at those chubby cheeks!"
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"I'm so lonely there."
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"It's worse than the time you left me at the ball pit in McDonald's."
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"I didn't leave you. I forgot you."
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"Do I have to go to this new school?"
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"I score between "likeable" and "very likeable"."
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"Kimmy, I have to get to work. You've got Tommy today."
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"Sorry. Gibbler Style has got a big party to plan."
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"I suggested we do his party as soon as possible."
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"Can you watch Tommy today?"
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"Okay. Yeah, you know. I'll watch him."
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"It's Puppy Day! It's Puppy Day!"
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"Whoa, Max, take it easy!"
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"No take it easy! Take it crazy!"
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"I'm gonna pick out one of Comet Junior Junior's new puppies."
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"Plus, I like looking snazzy."
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"- I'll catch up with you guys later. - Catch you in class."
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"Hi, Ramona. What's up?"
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"Here comes this girl I kinda like. You should say hi to her."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"I wanna hang out with my real friends at my real school."
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"I gotta get out of here."
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"I can make that happen. I'll bust you right out of here."
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"Really? That would be awesome!"
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"- How are you gonna get me out? - Don't let this pretty face fool you."
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"- Morning, Janet. - Morning, Dr. Fuller."
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"Looking snazzy, Maxwell!"
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"That was my plan!"
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"I'd love to chat, but it's puppy time."
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"Okay, I have to get you to school, so pick one."
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"Hello, puppies. I'm Max."
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"I'm into oceanography, watermelon Jolly Ranchers,"
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"and lucky for you, I drop a lot of food at the dinner table."
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