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Clips from Dr. Ken - Meeting Molly's Boyfriend (S01E01)

"Seriously?"
Dr. Ken
"and I wanted to make sure you approved of him."
Dr. Ken
"There's a bonfire at Surfside next weekend,"
Dr. Ken
"and I knew you wouldn't let me go if you didn't meet him first."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, he'll be here soon. Just please don't embarrass me."
Dr. Ken
"I know your mom's a bit of a social sandbag,"
Dr. Ken
"but I'll be the conversational rising tide"
Dr. Ken
"that lifts all boats."
Dr. Ken
"Hells yeah, I'm fly. I'm supah fly!"
Dr. Ken
"No, your fly is "supah" open!"
Dr. Ken
"Hey."
Dr. Ken
"Hi, everyone."
Dr. Ken
"A pleasure to meet you? Where are we, Buckingham Palace?"
Dr. Ken
"Get inside these love sticks, Sean"
Dr. Ken
"So, you're a wrestler, huh?"
Dr. Ken
"I'd go with the undertaker or junkyard dog."
Dr. Ken
"How about you?"
Dr. Ken
"Well, actually,"
Dr. Ken
"I'm on the high school wrestling team, sir."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, really?"
Dr. Ken
"Well, let's see if you can handle the..."
Dr. Ken
"Ahh. Impressive."
Dr. Ken
"Okay. Well, this kid's ring-ready."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, you're gonna love this."
Dr. Ken
"Molly, go get my Mexican wrestling mask."
Dr. Ken
"How's the adjustment been?"
Dr. Ken
"It's been pretty good, thanks."
Dr. Ken
"Question... in high school wrestling,"
Dr. Ken
"- I am. - So am I!"
Dr. Ken
"Cool. Did you know that four out of the last seven presidents"
Dr. Ken
"Of course I knew."
Dr. Ken
"I just didn't think anyone else did."
Dr. Ken
"You're gonna love our toilet paper."
Dr. Ken
"Sean, wait."
Dr. Ken
"That means let him go."
Dr. Ken
"Sweet kid, huh?"
Dr. Ken
"We may have a bit of a problem."
Dr. Ken
"I think his mother is a patient of mine."
Dr. Ken
"Wait. Really?"
Dr. Ken
"Yep. The last name, the recent move, it all adds up."
Dr. Ken
"So his mom's in therapy with you?"
Dr. Ken
"Yeah. This could be an issue."
Dr. Ken
"I can like and own at the same time, Allison."
Dr. Ken
"I can do a lot of things at the same time."
Dr. Ken
"You've seen me dance-reading."
Dr. Ken
"I'll just tell Sean's mom"
Dr. Ken
"and maybe refer her to another therapist."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, makes sense."
Dr. Ken
"So, does she talk about him? Something wrong with him?"
Dr. Ken
"No, that's you."
Dr. Ken
"What can I say? I likes what I likes."
Dr. Ken
"Really? We're gonna have that argument again?"
Dr. Ken
"I just found out that once a year,"
Dr. Ken
"all managers at Welltopia get an evaluation"
Dr. Ken
"based on the collective feedback of their subordinates."
Dr. Ken
"They do not like you at all."
Dr. Ken
"I know, and this evaluation"
Dr. Ken
"Spoiler alert... you're not getting those."
Dr. Ken
"since I got here,"
Dr. Ken
"but in my defense,"
Dr. Ken
"Well, I think you know what you have to do."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah."
Dr. Ken
"I know exactly what I have to do."
Dr. Ken
"I know where you live,"
Dr. Ken
"and I have all your social security numbers."
Dr. Ken
"Solid threats, but I meant you have to be nice to them."
Dr. Ken
"Hey, everyone."
Dr. Ken
"You look like you've lost some weight."
Dr. Ken
"each."
Dr. Ken
"Well, this is gonna take forever."
Dr. Ken
"So, listen, before we start today's session,"
Dr. Ken
"It seems that your son, Sean, is dating my daughter."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, my God, small world."
Dr. Ken
"I had no idea you were Chloe's mom."
Dr. Ken
"I can't believe it."
Dr. Ken
"Molly's so into that kid, and he's cheating on her."
Dr. Ken
"I swear to God, I'd like to get him in a wrestling ring"
Dr. Ken
"and just crush him!"
Dr. Ken
"Please."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, you don't think I could?"
Dr. Ken
"You give me his address and a folding chair."
Dr. Ken
"I'll go over there right now."
Dr. Ken
"No D.Q.! In a cage!"
Dr. Ken
"God, poor Molly. I wish we could tell her."
Dr. Ken
"Why? Everybody violates that."
Dr. Ken
"Ooh! There, I said it."
Dr. Ken
"Well, actually, that's a bad example."
Dr. Ken
"He wrote that memoir, "Boyd Meets Gout,""
Dr. Ken
"and smash him with a frying pan."
Dr. Ken
"A frying pan?"
Dr. Ken
"Allison, it's a sport, not a cartoon."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, fine."
Dr. Ken
"And if we told her,"
Dr. Ken
"You're right."
Dr. Ken
"Molly does go through boys"
Dr. Ken
"like she goes through spring rompers."
Dr. Ken
"You need more male friends."
Dr. Ken
"I mean, because of Allison's stupid "professional ethics,""
Dr. Ken
"we can't even tell our own daughter"
Dr. Ken
"she's dating Cheater Pan."
Dr. Ken
"Look! I can lie!"
Dr. Ken
"Okay, you can't say "Cheater Pan""
Dr. Ken
"and expect me not to do that."
Dr. Ken
"I see you enjoy putting miniature succulents"
Dr. Ken
"into old cans."
Dr. Ken
"I do!"
Dr. Ken
"I like how each of them has a story."
Dr. Ken
"Left me wanting more."
Dr. Ken
"So, Clark..."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, somehow you have just ruined being gay for me."
Dr. Ken
"Get the hell off of me, Grandpa."
Dr. Ken
"I love our rapport. Goodbye."
Dr. Ken
"Molly and Dave are in the living room"
Dr. Ken
"with Cheatwood Mac."
Dr. Ken
"Hey, Al, you know how you said this might end tomorrow?"
Dr. Ken
"Well, it's tomorrow, and it didn't."
Dr. Ken
"I'm going proactive."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, fine. Fine."
Dr. Ken
"I'll just hint at it until he folds..."
Dr. Ken
"like the chair I'll hit him with if he doesn't."
Dr. Ken
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