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Clips from Dr. Ken - Meeting Molly's Boyfriend (S01E01)

"Indeed you are, Sean. Indeed you are."
Dr. Ken
"Ooh, Sean, did you really roll a six?"
Dr. Ken
"Ken."
Dr. Ken
"Dad, what are you doing?"
Dr. Ken
"Why don't you go into the kitchen"
Dr. Ken
"and get more lemon cookies?"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, I would, but if anyone is dieting,"
Dr. Ken
"then eating those would be unfaithful to their diet."
Dr. Ken
"Eh, they're only 40 calories each."
Dr. Ken
"I know. It seems too good to be true."
Dr. Ken
"I would hope they would have the decency to come clean."
Dr. Ken
"it'll burn and burn, hotter and hotter and hotter..."
Dr. Ken
"Dad!"
Dr. Ken
"I'm building to something."
Dr. Ken
"Is there something wrong here?"
Dr. Ken
"Sean, let's get out of here."
Dr. Ken
"I didn't mean to..."
Dr. Ken
"What?!"
Dr. Ken
"but I cheated on you with Brayden"
Dr. Ken
"because I thought you were still going out with Chloe."
Dr. Ken
"No, I can't believe you would do that!"
Dr. Ken
"and it's probably gonna drive a motorcycle."
Dr. Ken
"Well, that took a turn."
Dr. Ken
"I talked to Molly. It turns out she didn't cheat."
Dr. Ken
"It was just a slight overlap."
Dr. Ken
"Overlap?"
Dr. Ken
"then she met Sean."
Dr. Ken
"There was a little overlap while she made up her mind."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, that's still cheating."
Dr. Ken
"It's wrong."
Dr. Ken
"I mean, we never would've done that to each other."
Dr. Ken
"Right."
Dr. Ken
"Allison, did you overlap me?"
Dr. Ken
"but I dumped him because you were so great."
Dr. Ken
"It was so long ago. Who remembers?"
Dr. Ken
"Thank you for finally admitting that."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, come on. You're not really..."
Dr. Ken
"Don't touch me."
Dr. Ken
"Apricot."
Dr. Ken
"What?"
Dr. Ken
"Our third date at the Santa Monica pier."
Dr. Ken
"I won you a framed poster of Penny Hardaway"
Dr. Ken
"at the Pop-A-Shot."
Dr. Ken
"I kissed you on the Ferris wheel,"
Dr. Ken
"and we heard fireworks."
Dr. Ken
"Yes, Ken. It was a great night."
Dr. Ken
"But little did I know, I was your side piece, Allison."
Dr. Ken
"about something so small that happened so long ago."
Dr. Ken
"All right, I have to go to work now."
Dr. Ken
"it'd be really convenient if you were no longer 7."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, I'm being immature? You tarnished our origin story."
Dr. Ken
"you didn't."
Dr. Ken
"Did Sean call? Did he text?"
Dr. Ken
"Everyone says breakups are hard,"
Dr. Ken
"but I had no idea."
Dr. Ken
"I'll be in bed."
Dr. Ken
"They're omelets,"
Dr. Ken
"as in "om-letting you know how much I appreciate you.""
Dr. Ken
"Mr. Pat says only two ingredients per omelet..."
Dr. Ken
"My mistake."
Dr. Ken
"Guys, the cheese thing was between us."
Dr. Ken
"And when I asked for toilet-seat covers,"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, but this morning,"
Dr. Ken
"Why would I pay you to make omelets, Juan-Julio?""
Dr. Ken
"who cares deeply about the welfare of his employees."
Dr. Ken
"I see what's going on here."
Dr. Ken
"You're trying to bribe us to get better evaluations."
Dr. Ken
"Money? Time off? Pudding?"
Dr. Ken
"Everyone at Welltopia a..."
Dr. Ken
"Is time off still on the table?"
Dr. Ken
"Because I would like to get out of here."
Dr. Ken
"So, you mean to say I've been treating you all kindly"
Dr. Ken
"for no good reason?"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, no, Pat. Kindness has its own..."
Dr. Ken
"Pack it up, Juan-Julio."
Dr. Ken
"Get inside these comfort sticks."
Dr. Ken
"I feel your pain."
Dr. Ken
"Look, I know you're here to tell Molly off and that's fair,"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, no, no, no. I'm here to pick her up."
Dr. Ken
"We got back together."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, totally."
Dr. Ken
"Anyways, I had, like, this a-ha moment."
Dr. Ken
"I mean, was it a bummer"
Dr. Ken
"But she gave him up,"
Dr. Ken
"which proves how much she likes me."
Dr. Ken
"So anyway, I had, like, this a-ha moment."
Dr. Ken
"which proves how much she likes me."
Dr. Ken
"- Who's she? - You!"
Dr. Ken
"Wow. You know what?"
Dr. Ken
"Hey, when it's from the heart, it's easy."
Dr. Ken
"The kid's a poet trapped in a wrestler's body."
Dr. Ken
"I want to show you something."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, my God! Penny Hardaway!"
Dr. Ken
"Aww. Double homicide."
Dr. Ken
"We have the same origin story, Ken,"
Dr. Ken
"and it's a great story."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah."
Dr. Ken
"Actually, he just sold his company"
Dr. Ken
"for a hundred million dollars..."
Dr. Ken
"and he's still single..."
Dr. Ken
"Hey. Sean and I are headed out to the movies."
Dr. Ken
"I don't know if you heard, but we're back together."
Dr. Ken
"Yes, I did, and I'm really happy for you."
Dr. Ken
"I'm happy, too, but I've got to be honest."
Dr. Ken
"I think I'm gonna focus on me for a while."
Dr. Ken
"Ken, I got my evaluation, and..."
Dr. Ken
"I'm a little too nervous to read it alone."
Dr. Ken
"Well, maybe next year you'll try harder."
Dr. Ken
"he is wildly out of touch with his employees.""
Dr. Ken
"They love me!"
Dr. Ken
"Goodbye."
Dr. Ken
"This is literally... my house!"
Dr. Ken
"I got one question for you."
Dr. Ken
"Can you smell what the doc is cooking?!"
Dr. Ken
"Hyah!"
Dr. Ken
"Aah! Aah!"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, and where are we on the left-handed toilet paper?"
Dr. Ken
"Beloved family, Dave."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, don't freak out,"
Dr. Ken
"but I have something to tell you."
Dr. Ken
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