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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Josh Just Happens to Live Here! (S01E01)

"- Okay, will do. - Thank you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Um, I have a question for you... Chief. - Mm-mm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, is there a problem"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"with cell phone service in West Covina?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Because I feel like my friend is trying to get ahold of me"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, we don't have anything..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm sorry. I have a kid, so..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, but I'm getting a divorce."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Sorry."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, I'm not."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey-o! Come on. Let me show you around."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, uh, you're from New York."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know, I spent some time in Gotham myself."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Yeah? - Oh, yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We went to all the best places."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, downtown..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"D-something."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Gosh, have you heard of that one?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"D..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Did you? - Oh, it's great."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, it's so good."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And they fold it up and it's thin crust"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah. Mm-hmm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know, actually, we have some great places"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"right here in the Cove. Uh-huh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know, there's, uh..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"a wine bar on Foothill"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- that has a killer Riesling. - Uh-huh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's actually called Jimmy's House of Spirits."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's like a liquor store and a wine bar."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Also, in the restaurant in the Hilton,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You ever heard of branzino?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yes, I have."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Really? - Yeah. Of course."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"'Cause I thought it was a sandwich."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm so excited to be here"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and chillax"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and just live that SoCal sunny lifestyle, you know?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, we are two hours from the beach..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I feel like you and I are gonna have a lot in common."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And I'm not just talking about the pizza and the fie."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mm-hmm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, you know what?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Until my business cards come in,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And I can show them this and be like,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"“I have a job. It's legitimate”""
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughs nervously)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Did you see this résumé?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Harvard? Yale?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Special skills: Mandarin?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Did she get this out of a résumé book?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, hi!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Are you my assistant? Great."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"setting up my computer."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, actually, Paula is our, um, head paralegal."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh! (scoffs) Hello."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Sorry. Hi. Hi."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Nice to meet you. - Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Two years of training, six months of night school"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and 15 years of experience, but..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Those are some great knock-off Louboutins."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah. I know how to say it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But I got them on sale."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Lindsay Lohan wears those."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She's been to jail six times and has fake hair."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Did you know that?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Everyone knows that, right, Mrs. Hernandez?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, I'm sorry. That's Mrs. Hernandez."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She's our communications director."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, great! Hi!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wow!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Oh. - (laughs) Careful, there."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She went to a “women in business” seminar"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So what, uh, brings you to our lovely West Covina?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah? No friends in town?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- A relative, or... ? - Uh... no."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Yeah, yeah. - Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, yes, well, welcome aboard."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, thank you, so much."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Like, senior year graduation excited!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wow."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"love all the wolf imagery."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, I went to a swap meet in Gardena"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and got all this."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh-huh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Okay... - Look, I wasn't going to..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, you know how offices"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"can be, you know."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It can be very gossipy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But I'm in the middle of a divorce."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Right. Yeah, you mentioned that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And my wife, well,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"she's got a very powerful pit bull lawyer."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm sorry, I'm-I'm... I'm Jewish."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, but it's okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I... I honestly had no idea."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's like a button."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Look... (sighs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(crying): I'm sorry."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's just that..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm in kind of a bind here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(sobbing): Oh, geez."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, I didn't want to do this."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um... (sobbing)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh... Um..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(sobbing)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's my favorite, too."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I just can't lose her."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I can't lose her."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Darryl, uh..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know, there's other fish in the sea."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Right?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's not healthy to keep fixating on one person."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I am not talking about my wife."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I am talking about my daughter."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"My ex-wife is trying"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- to get Madison away from me. - Huh?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I want you to represent me in my case."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm sorry. I..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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