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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Josh Just Happens to Live Here! (S01E01)

"Oh, Jiminy Christmas."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- I don't know what I'm doing. - Uh, look, Darryl,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm very flattered that-that you asked me to represent you,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I know, but I just want to see my wife's face."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, her Jew"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"went to CSU Long Beach."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"My Jew? Harvard and Yale."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mmm?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Can I think about it?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I will think about it, sincerely,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"because I see that you're a really good dad."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And I care, too."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And I promise that I will always be there for you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(phone chimes) Hold on one second."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But right now, I got a thing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm gonna go do this thing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Doesn't mean that I don't care, I'm just gonna go do the thing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I will come back later..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and let's circle back about the Jew thing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The Jew thing?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Why did I say that?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Jerry Murdoch steps in against Patterson."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He hit two home runs in the second inning,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but down three now, here in the bottom of the fifth."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Are you lost?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The wine bar's over on Foothill."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Sounds good."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What can I get you?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Beer, please."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Never seen you before."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Seriously?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Work and, um..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I-I'm actually here because I'm meeting a friend."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But I don't..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't see him."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Great. Maybe I know him."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Is he eight years old? Or an alcoholic?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"'Cause that's what we've got here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're a good listener."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Hmm? - Exactly."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know, a buddy of mine just moved back from New York."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Guy I grew up with."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Really? - Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But there's no way you know him, right?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's a big city."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my God, are you kidding?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's crazy! I... I know him!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Seriously? - Yeah. Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's crazy. He was just here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You just missed him."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That... that's his beer."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ah!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mmm!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um, yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, mmm..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, I was in New York,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but I was looking to relocate to Los Angeles"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, so I run into Chan and he tells me"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"how great West Covina is."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And I'm like, okay, filing it away, filing it away."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But then, boom!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That same day, I get this rando call"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"who's very prominent in my field,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"asking me to start a position here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Crazy, right?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wait."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So you left a job in New York"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"to live near the beach?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, but, like, you know, it's such a great place."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Yes, on the Web site. - We have a Web site?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yay for me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, anyway, to go back to my, um, story."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Please do. - So I got here"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and I reached out to Josh, but..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"he hasn't gotten back to me,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"so I don't if he-he dropped his phone in the toilet,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and I was out of commission for hours."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Do you know where he went, though?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- 'Cause I'd love to, like... - No."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No idea. He said he was going out,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But I, uh... it's funny."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I do know where he's gonna be tomorrow night."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah. This guy, Beans"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"we call him that, he's Mexican..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That sounds racist, but he named himself that"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and he kind of makes us call him that; we don't want to."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"His actual name's Bernard. It doesn't matter."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Anyway, he's having a house party."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It should be a lot of fun and, um..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Josh is going."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And I'm going."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah. Is there, like,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"a Paperless Post that I should reply to?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Why don't we..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"why don't we just go together?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Great, yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, so, um..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So you'll come to me, in a car?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Because you're pretty and you're smart"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and you're ignoring me, so you're obviously my type."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"A party."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Big party."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(singing to self)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ooh! (laughs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You were right behind me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah. What's up?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, about the Ramirez case:"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The judge refused to grant the stay,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"so we present our arguments on Wednesday."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"because I'm really good at arguing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh! Before I forget to tell you, though,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I do not like the judge in that case."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So what I need you to do is petition the court."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and we will crush that illegal water park."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Really?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's, like, really sad."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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