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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Josh Just Happens to Live Here! (S01E01)

"so successful and hot... (laughs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"CHOIR: ♪ I'm in love. ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Anyway."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, so take care."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, yeah, let's-let's get a drink... Oh, God, of course."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hello, you just said you're moving... right, we can't, yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But, hey, if-if you're ever out west..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Okay. - See you around."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, bye."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Right?! Right?!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"West Covina, California. 91791."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I'm in love with a wonderful... ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Rebecca, you are the hardest working young lawyer"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"we have ever seen."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You work 24-7, you've never taken a sick day."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We know that this job is your whole world."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"These are just some of the reasons"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that we'd like to offer you the position of junior partner."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(clears throat)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Laura, you are so kind."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know, time is a... time is a funny thing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Sometimes... time... itself tells you"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that... it's... time to move on to other moments in time."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And when that time arrives, you can't really predict it,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you can't explain it, you just have to obey"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"the ticking clock that is destiny."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And I think that this is that time."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So I respectfully decline."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I am so sorry."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Is it another firm?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"W-Wait a minute, just tell me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Is it Cromwell?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, it's not New York."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, Laura."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(whispering): It's where dreams live."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ West Covina ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ California ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ In my soul I feel a fire ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ 'Cause I'm heading for the pride ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ My life's about to change ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ 'Cause I'm hopelessly, desperately in love with... ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(tires screech)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Good morning, sir."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ See the sparkle of the concrete ground ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Hear the whoosh of the bustling town ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ What a feeling of love ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ In my gut I'm falling faster ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Than the middle school's music program was cut ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ People dine at Chez Applebee's ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Ah... ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ And also by coincidence, Josh... ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ ... just happens to be here ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ And I've never seen a pretzel this big ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ It's my destiny, that much is clear ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"EMCEE: Please welcome Destiny."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Is he here? He's not here. To be clear..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I didn't move here for Josh, I just needed a change ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ 'Cause to move here for Josh, now that'd be strange ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ But don't get me wrong, if he asks for a date ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I would totally be like, “That sounds great” ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Did it sound cool when I said, “That sounds great”? ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, how about now? “That sounds great.”"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Yes, I heard of West Covina from Josh ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ But I didn't move here because of Josh ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Do you get those things are different? ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No hablo inglés."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Entiendes que son diferentes. ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Look, everyone, stop giving me the shakedown ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ California ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ California ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Hear the band playing in my heart ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Ah... ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ My new life is about to start ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Ah... ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Bye-bye."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ And also by coincidence ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ So random, just by chance ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ So remarkable and weird, right? ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ It's so great that this guy Josh ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Just happens to be... ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Only two hours from the beach."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yello!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Rebecca, I just checked the Facebook."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You moved to California?! What are you doing?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I hope this isn't another stunt"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"like your little suicide attempt in law school."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You didn't even break your skin"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and you inconvenienced a lot of people."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Your Aunt Nancy was apoplectic."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know how sick she is all the..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(phone beeps off)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"_"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"_"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"_"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"_"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"_"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"_"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(phone chimes)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(spits)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"_"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I hope you don't mind,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but I handed out copies of your résumé."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and, well, confused, frankly,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"to have an attorney of your caliber here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- So... Darryl Whitefeather. - Hmm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's a really interesting name."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, I'm what they call a full one-eighth."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"One-eighth Chippewa."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Those are my people."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Everybody here calls me “Chief”""
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay. So I should address you as “Chief”?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I wish you'd get it started,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"'cause nobody's really doing it..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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