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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Josh Just Happens to Live Here! (S01E01)

"It has been the best summer. Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, I'll be right there, Mother!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm sorry, you were saying?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, with school and baseball, uh..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Wh-What? - (car honks)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Good God, Mother. Are you trying to kill me?!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh... What?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you know, um, like, you're, like, really dramatic"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and, like... weird."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't know."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I-I think maybe we should take a break."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, no... (stammers)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What? But I love you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And-and thanks for that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"MAN: Come on, Josh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, bye, Rebecca."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- I'll-I'll see you around. - No, no, but..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, I'm not dramatic."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm not, I'm not dramatic."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my God, shut up, you stupid bitch!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(car honks)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"MOTHER: Damn it, Rebecca, is that a hickey on your neck?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, look, keep in mind,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"anything happens, we go right to the abortionist."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Nothing, nothing, is going to ruin your future"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and your career, you hear me, Rebecca?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Are you listening to me?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Your future is all that matters."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(over the phone): Rebecca, it's Mom."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So did you win the Corcoran case?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You want that promotion, don't you?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's very important."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's what we've been working so hard for."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(chuckles)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I've said that a million times."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Eh, I guess you don't care what I think."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm sure you told your father and that whore"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Anyway, I got to go."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Today the dermatologist is telling me if it's cancer."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Bye-bye."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Spread it, indulge."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(elevator bell dings)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ugh, good morning."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The guys from Corcoran call back about the loan approval yet?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What? What's wrong?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, God, why?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're getting promoted."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"To partner."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Right now."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Now?! - It's a surprise."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Because... surprise!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wow, um... wow."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This is great, wow."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This is fantastic, right? I know."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This is just objectively fanta..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This is objectively fantastic."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wow."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I-I'm sorry, I just need to get a smoothie."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(groans)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, I-I didn't have any breakfast,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and I-I get weird when I don't have protein."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm just... I'm just going to the..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm just going to the deli on Broadway."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This is great."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm so happy. Mom's gonna be so happy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This is what happy feels like."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What's wrong with you? This is what happy feels like. Okay, okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, all right."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Break glass in case of emergency."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't pray to you because I believe in science,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Please."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"“Ah-men.”"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"“A-men.” “Ah-men”?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(siren chirps) POLICEMAN: Hey, keep moving!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What a weird ad campaign."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Josh Chan?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"CHOIR: ♪ I'm in love. ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Josh?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Josh! Josh!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Rebecca Bunch? (laughs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my God."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my gosh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Josh Chan,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"appearing out of nowhere"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Wow. - Wow."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my God, this is weird."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This is... this is... this is so weird."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, yeah, my mom made me do mock trial,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and then I did it the next summer, so..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know, I'd always hope I'd run into you one day."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, we had such a good time that summer."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah. Uh, you probably don't even remember it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, I remember some..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I remember all of it, yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um, so, what?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You live in New York?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, the last eight months."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Dude, we should... we should hang out."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Yeah. - Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, moving."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know, so chill."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So relaxed."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Out there, everyone is, you know, like..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't know, it's-it's like they're..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"happy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(echoing): Happy, happy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"91791."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(imitates explosion)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"West Covina, I remember that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, only two hours, four in traffic."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"get beers with my buds, skateboard."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, yes, skating on boards, fun."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Man, if I'd known you'd turn out to be"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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