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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Josh Just Happens to Live Here! (S01E01)

"Thank you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I like the wolf with the bandana."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The relationship's over..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This is so inappropriate."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but you know my specialty's real estate law."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I wouldn't be qualified..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"to be with families who care."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"'Cause that's a conversation that we need to have."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm just here for some baseball."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Any kind."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You from around here?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I actually just moved to town from New York."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I love New York. What-what brings you here?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I might. What's his name?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Josh Chan."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"because I'm just, I'm a beach gal."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"from a one-eighth Chippewa"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We're four hours from the beach."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"People say two, but those people are dumb."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- I mean, the motto is “Live, Work, Play.” - We have a motto?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It takes a few minutes to load, but it's very informative."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This is where I live."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So maybe he did that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but he didn't say where."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay. Thanks."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Do you want to go?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yes, like... a date."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm sorry. What were you saying?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Perfect."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(sighs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We will get Judge Egan"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're in a good mood today."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, ever just have, like, a great day?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you mentioned you didn't know anyone in town."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Don't know no ghosts. (giggles)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I am not buying any of this."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, yeah, again,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"thank you"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"for not telling me the truth,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I want to look good for you tonight ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ It's the sexy getting-ready song ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Bye-bye, skin ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Ass blood ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Hey, look ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Turn that ass around like you're trying to impress them. ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ It's the sexy getting-ready song ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"to business school at Emory."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, yeah, like, they're really divorced."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"To broken people."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(chuckles)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I would totally get it. He's a good-looking guy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, uh-huh. He knows magic."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm hungry. Are you hungry?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um, do you want find a bedroom?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Maybe we should just go back to the party."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'll stop talking. Shh, shh. Shh, shh, I'll stop talking."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but, um, I don't know much,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I just stopped in to chat with you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Who's this? - You want to chat?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um, Greg, uh, Paula."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You half Italian?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't know what you're doing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- What do you know about Josh? - What do I know about Josh?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, let's see, um,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"when I met you in the office."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughs) What?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wow, okay. I do not love him."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I barely know him."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that would've paid me $545,000 a year"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"for a guy who still skateboards?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Like glitter was exploding inside me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my God."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, no, no, no, no. Oh, my God, I'm crazy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're not crazy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, wait, whoa."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You just should've told me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's all. I-I-I'm just,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Now stop it!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Do you hear me?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"now that I know the truth."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, look,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you want it to be a secret? I get it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I will not tell a soul, okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(whispering): We can win it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"All right, look,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"like a bag of nails to the balls,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"he will text."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(phone chimes)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Are you a witch?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ See the blood rushing to my cheeks ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ West Covina ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ California ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ That's where we are ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, Denise. It's me, Nipsey Hussle."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and that was probably a very uncomfortable experience."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'd love to discuss The Second Sex"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You are my equal."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I'm as corny as Kansas in August ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I'm in love, I'm in love ♪ ♪ I'm in love, I'm in love ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I'm in love with a wonderful guy. ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(applause)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"When I sang my solo,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And-and I know that it was, like, a bummer my mom didn't show,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but in that moment, it was like everyone was my mom."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"because I didn't do the mock-trial summer intensive."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but then I called my dad on his honeymoon in the Bahamas,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and I told him I was having suicidal thoughts,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"so, ta-da, here I am."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Josh, session B has been a whirlwind,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You've awakened my sexual being for the first time."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, let's talk schedules."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So I'll visit at Christmas, and then I think..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- WOMAN: Josh, you ready? - Um, my mom and dad are here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ugh, my mom is laz', per the us'."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(chuckles)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um, this-this has been a great summer..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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