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Clips from Transparent - Just the Facts (S03E03)

"- If you could help... - There's, like, a box..."
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"'Cause if you... There's gonna be wet wipes, uh,"
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"that are relaxing."
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"It's got a little footstool."
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"- Squatty Potty, to elevate... - So, yeah, that he can squat."
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"And then he can just eliminate. It's better for you."
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"Miss Downey, if you could just sort of go in there with the kit,"
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"and like, you know, hang out, set up, and kind of just..."
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"You know, sort of normalize the ritual."
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"But if when you do, you can't make a big deal out of it, though."
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"because that's just gonna tense him right back up."
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"we're hangin' out, if something happens, something happens."
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"Just an idea. Could it be that"
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"with your re-imagined family structure,"
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"that Zack might be feeling a little bit powerless."
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"Of course."
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"What the fuck!"
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"Are we why Zacky's not pooping."
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"No. No way."
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"We're great co-parents."
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"This works."
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"I'm gonna go to Gelson's and pick up the prunes and the Chia seeds,"
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"and can you come get the Squatty Potty after school?"
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"It's my off night."
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"Yeah."
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"- With Una? - Yeah, but it's been on the calendar..."
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"- What? That's totally fine. - And I got you all next week."
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"- I didn't say anything. - I'm all next week."
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"Are they tearing down the gym?"
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"I think they found some asbestos or something."
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"Nothin' Maj."
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"I'm gonna take off."
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"All right. See ya later."
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"Look at that."
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"- Isn't that beautiful? - Maura, that's amazing."
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"Thank you. I'm very happy with it."
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"But this, this is just... just shaving."
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"It looks like you."
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"- I really love it. - May I?"
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"Oh, see. Now that's what I'm talking about, right?"
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"- The contouring. - Mm-hm."
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"You are gonna be so fish."
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"Beautiful."
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"Dr. Benoit says I have to get yet another note..."
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"- Mm-hm. - From a psychologist"
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"I don't... I don't have a psychologist."
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"That is the least Jewish thing you've ever said."
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"Okay. Look. You have to know this."
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"To get the note, you have to follow a script."
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"Okay."
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"I hate my penis."
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"You know, I'm not gonna be happy unless I get tits."
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"- Okay. Yeah. - Like that."
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"Okay. All right."
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"Vicki, have you seen this?"
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"Oh, I've seen it. I... I can draw it from memory."
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"- Have you seen this before? - I don't think the waiter's seen it, though."
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"- Waiter. - I've been over zealous."
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"- Because it's important. - And it's a big deal."
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"I know it's a big deal."
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"Okay, here we go. It's show time."
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"♪ You take the good, you take the bad ♪"
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"♪ You take 'em both and there you have ♪"
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"♪ The facts of life, the facts of life ♪"
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"♪ There's a time you gotta go and show you're growin' ♪"
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"♪ Now you know about the facts of life ♪"
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"Uh, Sarah. Hi."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"- Wow. Hey. - Okay."
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"Who's this little peanut?"
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"Uh, this is my daughter Idit."
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"Hey, Edeeth. Nice to meet you."
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"- Idith. Edith. Edith? Idit. - Sure, sure."
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"So remember we were having that whole conversation"
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"about how I needed, you know, my own space,"
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"What? That's what you were... meant?"
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"- Yes. - I thought... Oh, my God."
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"- It is a beautiful gym. - A beautiful gym, though."
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"Yeah."
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"Uh, but I... I actually don't know about the idea."
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"I'm so sorry. Tell us."
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"All right, okay, okay, okay."
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"I... this... What I was imagining was, um,"
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"Picture it in your head, you... you come in,"
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"and there's, like, you know,"
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"votives in paper bags lining the steps."
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"You move over here, you're awash in golden votive light."
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"And there's inflatable bean bags all around in a circle,"
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"and... and we got, like, the taco guy over there."
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"And then right in the center, we have the..."
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"the Torah box right here."
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"- It's the ark. - The ark!"
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"That's right. That's right."
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"I was gonna ask you, do you have, like, travel arks,"
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"like, mobile arks? We'll have, like, a travel ark"
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"in the middle of all the hipster Jews."
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"- Hmm. - Communion."
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"And I talked to the school already,"
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"and they said we can have the space as long as we get,"
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"like, asbestos waivers."
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"You t... okay."
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"- I mean. - Oh, my God, Raquel."
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"- This is... - What?"
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"Raquel had this idea in school"
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"- for a temple without walls. - Wait a second."
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"- Wait. - This is her idea."
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"You had this idea."
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"I had so many big stupid ideas"
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"- in seminary. - It's not a stupid idea."
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"- This is... - It's a great idea, it's a stupid name."
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"- But it's a great idea. - It's a stupid name."
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"- Okay. - Hold on, let me find my hellcat."
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"Idit!"
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"What is that? That's so cute."
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"It means "here I am" in Biblical Hebrew."
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"- I love Hebrew. - It's so great."
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"Hineni... Hin... Here I am."
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"- Yeah, she's... - Here I... Hineni."
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"- Hineni. Here I am. - Yes."
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"- That's the name of it. - The name of it."
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