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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Keep 'Em Separated (S02E02)

"Louis is great, but ever since he stopped"
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"he's just been around a lot more."
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"And sometimes you just want girl time."
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"So, ghost, haunting, go."
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"Marvin told me where you two were,"
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"Sorry, chief. No pocket wine."
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"How did you get that past our bouncer?"
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"It wasn't easy. She's got a meaty frisk."
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"That's Barb."
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"If I was a ghost, I would haunt the female traffic attendant,"
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"which would cause an accident, creating more ghosts!"
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"Thank you. That's all I wanted to know."
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"Turn off the ovens, comb the bear,"
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"and make sure I lock the door after I leave."
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"Was Louis always so, um, "present" back in D.C.?"
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"No. If he had any free time,"
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"he'd just shoot pool with his buddy Hank."
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"They would hang out and talk about whatever guys talk about."
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"For me, the Pomeranian"
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"is the unsung hero of the toy dog group."
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"I'm sorry, are we in a pool hall or a fool hall,"
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"It seems like Louis has tons of friends here."
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"but he doesn't have a close friend to hang out with."
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"then he can find someone not us to hang out with."
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"Black Ball Becky!"
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"Look at that nub."
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"Is that a bo staff?"
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"No, son. This is a different kind of weapon."
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"A two-piece, low-deflection, maple-shaft pool cue."
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"Remember how much fun you used to have playing with Hank?"
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"- Oh, we did have fun. - Yeah."
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"You know, they used to call me "Louie Short Pockets.""
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"No. Because I was accurate."
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"Oh, I can't. I'm too busy with work."
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"Oh, the restaurant is doing fine on its own."
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"And you seem to have more free time."
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"I don't have anyone to play with."
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"Just go down to the pool hall."
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"I'm sure you'll meet somebody there."
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"Where? I don't even..."
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"though the ad in the phone book said "no foreigners,""
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"so maybe not that one."
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"Oh."
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"All the ladies in here are fully clothed."
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"I get it."
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"She's like your Mario Van Peebles."
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"Bye."
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"Nicole and Hot Chris broke up."
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"Hasta la vista, baby."
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"I've heard that impression before."
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"No. Hasta la vista, baby."
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"Like, for eva."
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"Oh, daaamn!"
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"So, Eddie, is it cool if I take a run at Nicole?"
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"What? Why are you asking me?"
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"Well, you used to have a crush on her,"
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"and I wouldn't want it to be weird."
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"Yeah, that's why it'd be weird."
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"Hey, man, you do your thing."
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"Me and Nicole are just friends now."
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"Hey."
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"They were dumb-ass Chris'."
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"Sorry you guys broke up."
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"Yeah. Sorry."
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"It's fine. My dad said he liked him,"
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"so I was starting to lose interest."
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"Yeah. Sit."
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"Nah."
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"I'm gonna take a "half day," if you know what I mean."
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"The dance begins."
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"Jessica. P.S. We're out of eggs.""
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"Yeah."
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"Hey, Tony!"
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"Can I tell you her name?"
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"So, I was thinking about you getting ice cream with Nicole."
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"Won't Alison be mad?"
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"Why would she be?"
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"Chicks can't have their men hanging out with single chicks."
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"I saw that on "Maury Povich.""
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"Alison wouldn't care."
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"She was fine with Whitney Houston."
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"First of all, Whitney's unattainable."
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"She's married to Bobby Brown."
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"Second, you used to have a hard crush on Nicole."
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"Alison doesn't know about that."
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"You never told Alison about Nicole?"
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"No."
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"It didn't... come... up."
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"- Well, you better hope she doesn't... - Unpause!"
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"You're playing cheap, dude!"
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"Cheap as the toilet paper in your house."
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"For me, it's Denzel in "Glory.""
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"Gene Hackman in "Hoosiers.""
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"- Mm. - What can I say?"
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"Oh, hey! How was the pool hall?"
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"Cheap beer, nonstop Thorogood on the jukebox,"
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"the smell of Camel Lights and desperation!"
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"You were smoking?"
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"No, but I was smoked on."
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"It was great!"
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"No one wanted play us anymore,"
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"Figured I'd drop off the eggs."
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"I also picked us up"
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"Jughead starts a business."
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"Hey, we won't. You boys have fun!"
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"Boys? No, Tony's a woman."
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"Louis is hanging out with another woman?!"
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"You're overreacting. It's fine."
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"_"
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"It is inappropriate for an adult"
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"to have a friend of the opposite sex."
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"Can you imagine my mom saying,"
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""Travis and I are going to the movies"?"
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"- Who's Travis? - There is no Travis."
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"- That's the point! - Jessica, it's the '90s."
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"It's normal to have friends of the opposite sex."
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"In... In fact, Marvin and I were friends for months before..."
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"We got to see this bitch."
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"I don't get it. Why don't you just tell Alison"
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"that you used to have a crush on Nicole?"
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