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Clips from Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Super Model (S02E02)

"I ask why."
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"I'm sure someone thinks that's pretty neat."
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"Look here, he could be down there on a prom date..."
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"Yeah, it's common with kids my age."
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"When you're a little older, you reach something called "maturity"."
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"Look it up, wussy."
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"It also goes by the name of "rhinoplasty," doesn't it?"
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"Yes, during my mission trip, I had a small procedure done..."
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"and chat with the girl you're afraid to meet in person."
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"I don't know what you're talking about."
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"'Cause they spray-painted them and they looked good when..."
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"Something about you. I can't put my meat on it..."
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"- but you seem smaller in the nose area. - Thank you. I am."
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"I mean, nobody says anything about it, but they are thinking it."
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"Number 2: You ain't got no masculine cut to your jaw."
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"- Lot of kids. Big trouble. - When will you be back?"
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"No one touches any of my stuff. I am a man, damn it."
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"That's the sound of him not being here. All right, you thank me later."
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"Get off the computer. Come in here."
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"- Damn, son. That looks horrific. - Don't be jealous."
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"Are you serious? Just hold on a second, all right?"
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"- You better take care of that. - That's what I'm talking about."
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"You should take sex ed. Then you'd know all about this stuff."
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"laying on a couch with half-zippered jeans..."
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"You gonna chop down a tree and build a log cabin..."
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"I'm thinking about it."
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"Here's a test. Now look at me, Shake."
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"Can you see me through all the fat drooping over your eyes?"
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"- Now that you mention it, I don't know. - You can't."
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"- Look here, you want your blue jean ad? - More than anything."
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"- You understand what I'm saying, right? - No, I do."
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"and that they should hide from the cameras at all costs."
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"and it's that very same smartness that makes them rich."
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"People are different. It's not how you look on the outside, it's the inside that counts."
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"What you need, boy, is to lose the eye fat."
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"Get yourself some soft pillowy lips, rock-hard abs..."
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"- and how about a giant brain horn? - I know."
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"I couldn't find a guy with the expertise. I mean, look at me."
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"I only have one face."
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"You're right, but I can't afford to go back to Guatemala."
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"Don't you worry, now. I know me a guy."
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"Who's your friend over there? He smells like Almond Joys."
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"- Get what done? - Yeah, he did."
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"Terry. Yeah, he's out."
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"But part of his parole is he's not supposed to..."
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"you know, do what he was doing..."
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"- I feel pretty sure of that. - All right. Hello, Hollywood."
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"Listen to that. Goodness."
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"I want that higher."
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"Are you sure that's wise? It's only been a couple of days..."
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"I want you to contact Jordache..."
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"What happened to your butt? This is like a little shelter down here."
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"- They did what? - See this butt. It's flat."
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"You ain't. You need to get yourself a job making horror movies."
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"Never Go Back to Ass-Face Lake."
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"What am I gonna... Frylock."
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"You're into that science crap. You can straighten this all out for me."
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"I don't know. Is the unwashed allowed to touch the golden?"
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"- I won't tell anyone. - Listen, it's one or the other, okay?"
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"Either you get your ass back or you keep that face."
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"Really? Is he out of my room yet?"
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"I mean, yes, you have a pair of large nostrils going down your back..."
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"- Yeah, he's like... - I gotta go."
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"Did you change something? You look different."
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"She'll think you ain't got nothing down there but a spine or a snake bottom."
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"- It's your only hope. - Hello? Me?"
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"You better eat that soup. It'll help you feel better."
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"Little piggy, show a little self-control."
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"unless you get rid of it, you know what I mean?"
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"Gentlemen, behold."
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"I have made love to this machine."
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"And now, upon retrospect..."
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"And she was drunk."
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"She didn't know what she was doing."
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"Boy, sure is nice not having Shake around."
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"Yeah, it is odd that he'd go down to Guatemala and be a missionary."
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"In fact, it's not true."
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"- Put up your toys. - Shut up."
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"- The one sticking out of your face. - You mean the growth spurt?"
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"- And when do you sing? - Don't be jealous 'cause I'm attractive."
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"Leave her out of this."
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"You let me know if those coconuts work out for you."
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"No, you looking good, boy. Them professional nostrils."
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"- You know, complete the set. - What's that supposed to mean?"
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"Don't pin me down. Your face just seems a little front-heavy."
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"But you work with what God gave you, right?"
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"I mean, you could be a man or a woman. What are you?"
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"I gotta go back down to Guatemala for some more cheap... Mission trip."
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"Dear 69-So-Fine..."
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"sorry it took me so long to write you back."
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"I had to pull some people out of a burning building this morning."
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"- I am back. - You've got to see this."
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"Come in here and shake a man's hand, baby."
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"I'll send a couple skanks I don't want your way, don't worry."
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"What's that on the side? That ain't right."
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"- How's that look? - What's pumping into your jaw?"
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"I woke up one morning and realized I was going through the change."
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"All I'm saying is it just looks really infected."
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"I'm not used to gravity feed system."
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"You know how dumb I'd look in a magazine..."
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"and a chick holding a freaking saline bucket over my head to feed my jaw?"
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"All right. I don't want to ruin your career."
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"I just want to say that some antibiotics might not be such a bad idea."
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"They give you a rat turd with a little seasoned salt."
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"No, I'll do the surgery there, the painkillers here."
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"If I did surgery, which I didn't."
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"so you can live off the land, and wrestle bears?"
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"I don't know how you'll see bears with that fat sagging over your eyes."
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"- Meatwad, don't. - If he's our friend, we need to be honest."
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"that isn't exactly true to life."
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"I understand that some people, Meatwad, don't look good..."
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"Thank you, Dad. I get the message."
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"Is that what you're trying to tell 69-So-Fine?"
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"- You read my e-mail? - You think she gets you're a fireman yet?"
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"Good one. Never heard that one before."
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"Look, you don't listen to him. He ain't vain like you are."
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"That's right. He doesn't know."
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"This is my meal ticket, you know what I'm saying?"
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"And that is another issue that I wasn't gonna bring up..."
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"You need a second little one so you can do toy ads."
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