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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Gabby Goose (S03E03)

"Biggie loved his "lime-on.""
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"That's how he got big."
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"Babe, I appreciate it, but I think I just need to be alone."
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"I didn't think it would get to this point, but here we are."
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"Look at me, Eddie!"
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"I'm wearing the French-cut shorts you love to make fun of."
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"Comment on how much of my legs you can see!"
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"What is wrong with this guy?"
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"We have to cheer him up."
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"I'm gonna read a book I have about the five stages of grief."
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"My science teacher gave it to me"
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"when the class gerbil ate one of her babies."
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"What?! That's horrible!"
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"Was the baby alive? Don't tell me."
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"Was it? No, she wouldn't."
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"So, I, uh, took your advice and talked to Jessica."
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"Yay! How'd it go?"
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"I'm sorry. How'd you guys leave it?"
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"She said she's "going on the offensive" and fixing this,"
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"then left."
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"What do you think she meant by "going on the offensive"?"
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"Well, maybe it means she's going to get even"
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"by telling people something private about you."
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"No, she's not vindictive like that."
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"I once commented in passing"
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"that she had big hands for a woman her size,"
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"and the next day she gave me this."
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"That ran in the real-estate guide all last spring."
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"Buyers would come to open houses"
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"- So she's a little vindictive. - Yeah."
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"But even if she told people"
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"an embarrassing thing about me, I'd be fine with it."
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"- I'm an open book. - But she knows you better than anybody."
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"There's nothing she could say"
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"that would make you uncomfortable?"
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"My shoe lifts."
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"I've got to stop her."
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"She's probably headed to Marvin's dental office"
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"right now."
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"Wait, why would she go see Marvin?"
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"Honey, I love your innocence."
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"It's one of the reasons why we're friends."
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"And I don't mean to offend you,"
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"but your husband is the biggest jabberjaw in Orlando."
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"His belly is a white-hot forge of gossip."
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"Your boy talks."
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"I don't want to be outside."
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"I have a book about grief, and it says it's important"
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"You were there for me when the Browns left Cleveland."
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"I'll be here for you. Anything you need, I'm here."
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"You hear me? I'm here for you."
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"Why are we sitting in a circle?"
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"Group therapy has helped me a lot with my issues with my dad,"
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"and I think talking your feelings out with us"
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"could help you, too."
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"I don't think that's a good i..."
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"Just try listening."
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"Walter, tell us about what you struggle with."
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"Nothing. I'm doing great. Zero complaints."
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"So it looks like Walter struggles with honesty."
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"What about you, Trent?"
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"Well, I was browsing Newsweek the other day,"
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"and I saw a story that really shook me up."
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"It said that redheads were going extinct,"
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"But here's the thing..."
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"I'm just not attracted to them."
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"And what about you, Brian?"
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"I just can't look anywhere without being..."
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"stimulated."
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"This is especially challenging at school because..."
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"well, there's a tree by the library"
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"that looks like a naked lady."
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"Hmm. Oh."
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"Tree by the library?"
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"Did you know Biggie was only 24 years old?"
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"I'm 13."
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"Half my life could already be over."
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"What have I done with my time on this Earth?"
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"You know what's crazier than Biggie dying so young?"
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"He knew his days were numbered."
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"His first album is called "Ready to Die,""
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"and I'm thinking, "Am I ready to die?""
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"Are you guys ready to die?"
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"Yikes."
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"Okay. Uh, that's enough for today."
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"Great session. Let's pick it up next Tuesday."
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"So, you know how Sheila's put on a few pounds."
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"but I heard it's 'cause she's on antidepressants."
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"Zoloft?"
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"Lou."
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"- What are you doing here? - Oh"
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"Just in the neighborhood, buying some basketballs."
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"Thought I'd drop by."
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"Smooth. We're in."
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"I must say it's an honor"
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"to be visited by both Huangs in one day."
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"Oh, God. Jessica did come here."
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"Does he already know? Should I ask him?"
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"No, dummy. Just play it cool."
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"Jessica was here? Damn it."
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"Yep, she popped in real quick to grab some free mini toothpastes."
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"Oh, that's normal. She does that."
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"Maybe she didn't say anything."
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"A great smile really makes you stand taller."
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"Taller? She definitely said something."
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"I can't believe this."
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"- Stand taller, huh? - Yep. That's my slogan."
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"Shaquille."
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"Well, maybe she didn't, then."
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"This is getting me nowhere. I have to ask him if he knows."
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"Dr. Ellis, we've got an emergency in Room Two."
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"Another kid cracked a tooth on a Jawbreaker."
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"Why don't they take those things off the market?"
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"I got to run, Lou."
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"Sorry to cut the visit short."
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"Short?"
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"Short? Was that a pun?"
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"Was he mocking me?"
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"All the time."
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"I knew it!"
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