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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Gabby Goose (S03E03)

"and now she's telling the neighborhood ladies"
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"about my lifts."
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"She's so vengeful."
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"No way. You're not serious."
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"- Totally serious. - Oh, he does not."
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"I swear he does."
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"I swear he does."
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"I am 5'9" and three-quarters,"
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"and it's a quarter-inch lift to get to 5'10"."
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"I am not ashamed."
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"- Louis. - What, Jessica?"
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"that you had a meltdown playing charades?"
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"Jessica, you had a meltdown playing charades?"
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"Ehh."
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"You thought I told Marvin, Deidre, and Carol-Joan about your lifts?!"
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"I would never say embarrassing things about my husband"
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"- behind his back. - I know. I just..."
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"I don't want everyone knowing I'm married to a short man."
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"Short? It's just a quarter-inch."
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"Yes. A quarter-inch from normal."
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"Look, I know I overreacted,"
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"but you said you were going on the offensive."
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"I meant charm offensive."
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"I was showing them my best self"
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"so that, if they did hear any gossip,"
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"they wouldn't believe it."
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"If Deidre heard that I got upset at charades, she would say,"
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"The beautiful woman with normal-size hands would never do that.""
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"- That's really smart. - It is."
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"And I wasn't just doing it for me."
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"I complimented you, too."
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"No man does that."
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"I was tired of waiting for you to come home"
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"so I could eat melon."
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"I want to eat melon when I want to eat melon."
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"Okay, Louis, do you know why I did that?"
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"Since when do you care what people think?"
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"that we're the kind of people who tear each other down."
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"If anything, we lift each other up."
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"- Hmm. - Like your insoles."
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"I feel terrible."
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"What can we do to fix it?"
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"We invite everyone over for game night,"
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"and we put on our best face together."
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"I prove that I can handle losing at charades,"
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"and we show them that we are a solid couple just like everyone else."
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"How do you know we'll lose?"
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"Louis, come on."
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"♪ I still leave you on the pavement ♪"
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"♪ Condo paid for... ♪"
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"Look at that mope."
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"Why is nothing we're doing working?"
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"The grief book says he needs more time to process the loss."
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"Hey! What the hell?!"
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"I've had enough of your sadness."
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"We're trying so hard. Why won't you feel better?"
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"What Evan's trying to say is we don't like seeing you so sad."
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"Maybe if you tell us"
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"why it's hurting you so badly, we can help."
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"It's hard to explain."
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"Biggie's always been there for me."
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"When we moved to Orlando and I had no friends,"
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"his rhymes cheered me up."
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"He was my friend."
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"And I always thought that, maybe one day,"
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"Hanging out on the double yacht we bought"
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"with the money from our joint soda venture, "Notorious F.I.Z.""
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"I loved him, and now he's gone."
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"I don't know what else to do!"
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"I've got a less violent plan."
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"Carol-Joan, I love your shirt. Are those horses?"
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"Yes. Wild ones."
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"This is going perfectly."
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"Uh, so, what game should we play first?"
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"How about charades? I love charades."
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"- That could be fun. - Charades it is."
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"Couple teams. Me and Jessica will go first."
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"It's a movie."
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"Gorilla."
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"Angry Gorilla?"
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"Angry Gorilla Flying Jet, saying goodbye!"
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"Sassy runner."
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"Sassy runner falls down!"
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"Uh... laughing baby?"
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"What... What were you doing there?"
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"That famous scene"
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"when John Dunbar and Two Socks romp together,"
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"causing the Sioux to name him..."
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"Yes."
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"Of course."
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"I totally should've gotten that."
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"It was a really good Two Socks impression."
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"Hmm."
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"Okay. Well, Richard and I will go next."
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"CJ, if you're keeping time,"
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"that Richard gave Jessica?"
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"It's a minute-glass, not an hourglass."
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"Oh, look who's suddenly Mother Time."
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"I wish you had that attitude"
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"Drip, drip, drip all over my Volvo."
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"- I do not have ice cream. - Oh, please."
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"No, for "Dances With Wolves," you should've used that"
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"Ooh. N-No. Marvin, we've talked about this."
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"That gesture might not seem like a big deal"
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"to people of your generation,"
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"I've asked you never to use that term "my generation.""
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"It's offensive to "me-Americans.""
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"Okay, but if you're gonna say it..."
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"- I don't eat ice cream. - I'm just asking you not to use it."
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"Why is that the focus?"
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"I don't know where to look."
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"Just look at the plant in the corner."
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"I still haven't gotten that wedge from behind the credenza."
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"I can't believe they criticize each other right in front of us."
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"Me neither."
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"And how about Carol-Joan telling us"
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"her husband doesn't believe in pandas?"
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"I get now why you were upset"
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"Thank you."
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"I tell you."
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