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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Gabby Goose (S03E03)

was shot and killed while leaving a party.

"was shot and killed while leaving a party."

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Ah. Hey.

"Ah. Hey."

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Hey!

"Hey!"

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Thank you again for hosting game night.

"Thank you again for hosting game night."

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It was a blast, wasn't it?

"It was a blast, wasn't it?"

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Shame it had to end so early.

"Shame it had to end so early."

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I know. Jessica's hilarious.

"I know. Jessica's hilarious."

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She just loves to win.

"She just loves to win."

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Her competitive spirit is a beautiful thing.

"Her competitive spirit is a beautiful thing."

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So beautiful.

"So beautiful."

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- She's beautiful. - She really is.

"- She's beautiful. - She really is."

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But, you know, it is kind of annoying

"But, you know, it is kind of annoying"

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that she's such a bad loser.

"that she's such a bad loser."

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Yeah, it's not the best quality.

"Yeah, it's not the best quality."

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She sort of ruined game night.

"She sort of ruined game night."

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And it's frustrating,

"And it's frustrating,"

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but there's not much I can do about it.

"but there's not much I can do about it."

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I mean, you could talk to her and tell her how you feel.

"I mean, you could talk to her and tell her how you feel."

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- No. No way. - Why not?

"- No. No way. - Why not?"

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The way I was raised, we don't talk about sensitive things.

"The way I was raised, we don't talk about sensitive things."

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"_"

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"_"

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Sensitive subjects like money, family history,

"Sensitive subjects like money, family history,"

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and, uh, S-E-X

"and, uh, S-E-X"

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were never talked about growing up.

"were never talked about growing up."

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- But you're an adult now. - So?

"- But you're an adult now. - So?"

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So talking to Jessica about being a bad loser

"So talking to Jessica about being a bad loser"

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doesn't seem like a sensitive subject.

"doesn't seem like a sensitive subject."

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I mean, I wouldn't even know what to say.

"I mean, I wouldn't even know what to say."

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Try this.

"Try this."

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Compliment the trait you want to criticize, say you love her,

"Compliment the trait you want to criticize, say you love her,"

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stress you mean no offense,

"stress you mean no offense,"

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and then flip the compliment into a critique.

"and then flip the compliment into a critique."

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Works every time.

"Works every time."

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Ha.

"Ha."

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Allow me to demonstrate.

"Allow me to demonstrate."

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Pumpkin, come here.

"Pumpkin, come here."

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- Hey, Lou. - Hey, Marv.

"- Hey, Lou. - Hey, Marv."

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Sweetie, I don't have much time.

"Sweetie, I don't have much time."

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Marvin, I love your enthusiasm.

"Marvin, I love your enthusiasm."

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It's one of the reasons I fell in love with you.

"It's one of the reasons I fell in love with you."

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And I don't mean to offend you,

"And I don't mean to offend you,"

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but you high-five too hard.

"but you high-five too hard."

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It hurts my hand.

"It hurts my hand."

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Well, thank you for telling me, Boo-boo.

"Well, thank you for telling me, Boo-boo."

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From now on, I'll high-five you less hard.

"From now on, I'll high-five you less hard."

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Thank you so much.

"Thank you so much."

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- High five? - High five.

"- High five? - High five."

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Mm.

"Mm."

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I just can't imagine how Faith must feel.

"I just can't imagine how Faith must feel."

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Do you think Lil' Kim will be there?

"Do you think Lil' Kim will be there?"

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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I just hope she puts on something classy for a change.

"I just hope she puts on something classy for a change."

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She's always got her junk out,

"She's always got her junk out,"

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Mom, I got Monica from Delta Airlines on the phone.

"Mom, I got Monica from Delta Airlines on the phone."

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She hooked me up with a sympathy rate

"She hooked me up with a sympathy rate"

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Could you give her your credit card so she can book it?

"Could you give her your credit card so she can book it?"

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Mom! B.I.G. died!

"Mom! B.I.G. died!"

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I thought he already died.

"I thought he already died."

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Well, I am sorry you're sad,

"Well, I am sorry you're sad,"

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but music people die all the time.

"but music people die all the time."

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Stevie Ray Vaughan.

"Stevie Ray Vaughan."

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Here.

"Here."

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Have a Pop-Tart.

"Have a Pop-Tart."

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He's not eating.

"He's not eating."

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It must be serious.

"It must be serious."

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As his brothers, it's our duty to cheer him up.

"As his brothers, it's our duty to cheer him up."

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Just to finish what we were talking about earlier,

"Just to finish what we were talking about earlier,"

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I don't know if Foxy should give a eulogy

"I don't know if Foxy should give a eulogy"

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if Kim's gonna be there.

"if Kim's gonna be there."

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Too much heat, you know?

"Too much heat, you know?"

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So, I was thinking that, next game night,

"So, I was thinking that, next game night,"

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we'll play "Trivial Pursuit."

"we'll play "Trivial Pursuit.""

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No way. We'll just lose.

"No way. We'll just lose."

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That's a white-people game with white-people questions.

"That's a white-people game with white-people questions."

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All the answers are "Winston Churchill" or "the Red Sox."

"All the answers are "Winston Churchill" or "the Red Sox.""

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Jessica...

"Jessica..."

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I love your competitive spirit.

"I love your competitive spirit."

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It's one of the reasons I fell in love with you.

"It's one of the reasons I fell in love with you."

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And I don't mean to offend you...

"And I don't mean to offend you..."

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and it's ruining game night for me.

"and it's ruining game night for me."

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Thank you so much.

"Thank you so much."

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It means a lot that you would do this for me.

"It means a lot that you would do this for me."

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Oh, it's nothing.

"Oh, it's nothing."

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Honey was right.

"Honey was right."

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I'm so glad I talked to you about this.

"I'm so glad I talked to you about this."

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Honey?

"Honey?"

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You talked to Honey about me?

"You talked to Honey about me?"

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You... You made our private life public?

"You... You made our private life public?"

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Let's say this box is our house

"Let's say this box is our house"

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and this wedge is our private life.

"and this wedge is our private life."

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That's what you just did.

"That's what you just did."

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Uh, where did that wedge go? Is it behind the credenza?

"Uh, where did that wedge go? Is it behind the credenza?"

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Remember that the pink wedge is behind the credenza.

"Remember that the pink wedge is behind the credenza."

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Louis, I'm being serious.

"Louis, I'm being serious."

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I don't want you talking to people about our private issues.

"I don't want you talking to people about our private issues."

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All I said was that you were a sore loser.

"All I said was that you were a sore loser."

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This isn't a big deal.

"This isn't a big deal."

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Gossip about a husband complaining about his wife

"Gossip about a husband complaining about his wife"

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will spread like wildfire,

"will spread like wildfire,"

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and soon everybody will know about it!

"and soon everybody will know about it!"

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Honey is your best friend. She won't say anything.

"Honey is your best friend. She won't say anything."

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And she's the only person I talked to about this, I swear.

"And she's the only person I talked to about this, I swear."

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Marvin can back me up. Marvin was there?!

"Marvin can back me up. Marvin was there?!"

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He's the biggest blabbermouth in town.

"He's the biggest blabbermouth in town."

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He gossips all day

"He gossips all day"

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to every patient who sits in his dentist's chair.

"to every patient who sits in his dentist's chair."

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Did you hear that Louis Huang

"Did you hear that Louis Huang"

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hates his wife, Jessica Huang?

"hates his wife, Jessica Huang?"

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Ha, some story about the Navy."

"Ha, some story about the Navy.""

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Marvin wouldn't gossip about you.

"Marvin wouldn't gossip about you."

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He probably already has.

"He probably already has."

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I have to go on the offensive now and fix this.

"I have to go on the offensive now and fix this."

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What? How are you gonna do that?

"What? How are you gonna do that?"

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I am not telling you, gabby goose.

"I am not telling you, gabby goose."

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Eddie, look who's here.

"Eddie, look who's here."

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I'm so sorry. I can't believe Biggie's gone.

"I'm so sorry. I can't believe Biggie's gone."

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He was the best.

"He was the best."

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He was. He was.

"He was. He was."

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I thought we could mourn together.

"I thought we could mourn together."

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