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Clips from Scrubs - My Two Dads (S01E01)

"- I thought you hated Kelso. - I do."
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"It's the most fun I can have without having to cuddle afterwards."
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"What am I doing? This is stupid."
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"Can you believe him? You're away and yet he hit first."
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"Before medicine ever became a business,"
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"You know what, Cox doesn't need your help"
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"- You're right. - Hell, yeah, I'm right!"
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"Right. Time of death, 6.20."
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"Carla, we gotta talk."
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"I decided Cox was wrong."
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"There is no Lost and Found Box. There's an Ass Box..."
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"That's not funny."
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"It's an old story, really. Good versus bad. Right versus wrong."
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"He's not getting any worse."
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"Elliot, check out these ass slides."
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"It's so, it's so cool. It's cool."
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"Today's the day I finally beat his uppity, insubordinate..."
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"And you were this close to getting everything you wanted."
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"What's your point? Ammonia too strong?"
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"I think you should let the kid meet the ladies."
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"So, only people with money deserve medical treatment?"
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"We can talk later."
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"Easy, Chewie."
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"How's he doing?"
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"I love this game."
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"Could I have a price check on a 74-year-old female"
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"I assume this is what you wanted."
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"- Say my name. Say it! - Martinez."
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"Steady, boy."
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"might have been a tad unorthodox,"
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"I don't need Dr Cox. Big jerk."
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"All I'm saying is there's more to healing than what's in the books."
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"What's up, Newbie?"
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"Later's good."
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"but you're in the real world now."
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"If you break one, why not break them all?"
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"- Avery. - That's the clipboard manufacturer."
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"Yes."
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"If you still want my help, I'm on board."
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"It felt weird knowing Dr Cox and I would never be working in the same room again."
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"At least you didn't give your girlfriend a gift that used to be inside someone."
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"You're cute."
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"So if you really want me ''daily and nightly and ever-so-rightly'',..."
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"- You don't have to be mean about it. - What do you want from me?"
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"The reason I was bent out of shape yesterday..."
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"I hate his family, friends, the guy that cleans his racist lawn jockey."
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"Pull that curtain."
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"with something other than traditional medicine?"
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"The doctors in the ER have a box where they keep all this junk."
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"Are you that busy?"
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"I'm gonna get Mrs Blitt her TIPS procedure tomorrow,"
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"< French TeAm > www.V2.Frigorifix.com"
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"Dr Steadman. Resident and first-class teacher's pet."
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"Sir, I was going over Mr Martinez's chart,"
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"Do Latina women put out more? That's not something I've heard."
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"and you will be walking sideways for the rest of your life,"
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"What in the name of Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret were you thinking?"
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"Maybe that's the problem. You approach things too clinically."
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"I talk to my patients. I sing to them, ask what their hobbies are,"
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"Thought you'd be interested in that kid Jared's chart."
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"I'm not having sex this weekend."
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"The only reason I go back to that hospital day after day"
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"Like it or not, medicine is a business."
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"I have magic breasts."
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"How many has she had?"
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"That's one for me."
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"You do know me. Sweetie, I love this!"
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"I can't decide if I should help Cox."
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"It's about what's best for the patient."
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"If the hospital shuts down, then who are we helping then?"
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"Dammit!"
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"It's about what's best for the hospital."
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