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Clips from Haters Back Off! - Starr Off the Parade (S01E01)

"Hope you guys like it."
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"My new fan, Patrice, requested it. [chuckles]"
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"- Uh, either one. - Okay."
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"Is a scab forming yet?"
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"Um... Miranda?"
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"Actually... [stutters] I've been wanting to ask you for a long time"
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"[chuckles]"
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"I was wondering if..."
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"With me."
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"Hello, yes. I was just looking at your ad online."
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"The TV is on very loud here, so it's hard to hear."
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"This guy wants to know for a movie."
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"Mmm. It's pretty bushy."
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"Are you looking for a mattress that won't break your back or the bank?"
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"Maureen the Mattress Queen."
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"- Yes. - Well, I did."
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"Nothing, nothing... It was platonic."
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"in the town parade for seven years running."
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"Miranda, you're right."
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"and tell her that this year she gets to have"
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"YouTube sensation Miranda Sings on her float."
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"- Let's go. - Yeah."
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"it's, um..."
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"It's for an art school."
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"[sighs]"
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"There's not much for me here now that it's impossible to make friends."
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"I'm sorry, Emily. I just..."
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"We need you here."
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"[scoffs]"
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"[grunts]"
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"Oh, that's nice."
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"[grunts and sighs]"
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"Look how much room I have."
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"I want this."
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"How many times do I have to tell you, Jimmy?"
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"I better check and make sure nothing's flammable around here."
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"Oh, sorry. Because you burned down our school."
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"I didn't burn down the school."
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"Family tree burn."
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"on top of your float in exchange for..."
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"- And a pillow. - And a pillow."
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"Uh, Miranda, I will handle this."
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"You're not getting a mattress and she's not going on my float, okay?"
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"Get a new uncle."
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"- [softly] Don't tell... - Get out of my store."
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"[Keith] Hi, Bethany."
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"It's expired."
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"- Okay. - Yeah."
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"I had to go with the jalapeño."
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"Yeah."
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"You do."
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"Has she done the Five Phases of Fame? [scoffs] I doubt it."
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"You need to do something."
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"The homeschoolers?"
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"Who?"
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"The homeschoolers."
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"I'm starving and there's only half a bottle left."
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"You are so weird."
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"Some of the crust is stuck to the spoon."
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"A chance to be a member of my elite color guard unit."
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"You already have plans?"
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"Yeah. Over here are some examples"
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"- [Abigail] Over here are some swatches. - Swatches? That's..."
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"[chuckles]"
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"That's garbage, Abigail."
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"[chuckling] Oh! You want to try, huh?"
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"[exhales sharply]"
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"[Jim] Wrong!"
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"that I thought would translate nicely to the flags. But..."
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"Now, any of you other smart alecks want to give it a try?"
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"Then watch the master at work."
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"[inhales sharply]"
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"No, they are very boring. Look at them."
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"[gasps] Wow!"
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"Uh, well... uh, what do you think?"
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"- Then I won't squeeze too hard. - Thank you."
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"Just kidding!"
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"Good one."
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"Yeah, I was really excited to hear about it"
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"What? Why not? You're not even doing anything."
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"to try to get into art school."
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"You're just not very good, so..."
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"[Emily] Just leave it."
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"Yesterday, he said I looked healthy"
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"when we were making out in the grocery store."
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"Okay, yeah."
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"[marching band music playing]"
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"There she is."
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"It's time to rewrite history, kids."
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"- Come on, Sean! Faster! - [engine revs]"
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"- Faster, Sean! Use your balls! - [bicycle bell ringing]"
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"In your face!"
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"Get out of the car and pick up my crown, Sean."
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"[chuckling] That's my daughter!"
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"Can I get two, please?"
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"Thank you so much. Okay."
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"Hey, I'm here! Grand marshal's here. You could take a picture."
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"[upbeat music playing]"
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"♪ We are the winners Watch us glimmer ♪"
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"♪ Like the sunset of champions ♪"
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"♪ The champions, the champions ♪"
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"So, anyways, um..."
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"my uncle's still dancing. So annoying."
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"- The liberty twirl! - [color guard laughing]"
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"Oh! [laughs]"
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"[sighs]"
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"What is wrong with you?"
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"[scoffs] You're so weird."
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"[Miranda] Patrick!"
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"- We won! - What?"
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"You're amazing at float driving."
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"- And you were my bottom. - [fire crackling]"
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"Thank you."
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"Okay. [chuckles]"
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"We should probably get out of here. This float's on fire."
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"Okay."
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"Lots of you guys have been asking me to sing,"
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"so I know you like my singing."
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"Obviously."
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"You wouldn't request it if you didn't like it, so... [scoffs]"
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