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Clips from Community (2009) - Bondage and Beta Male Sexuality (S05E05)

"- You've come to respect me. - Sure."
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"Well, get ready to stop."
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"Please, help me seduce Britta now that you've finished doing it with her."
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"Grab one of those free papers for hippies, go to the calendar page..."
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"Kids with cleft palates should have extra food, not less. I'm in."
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"Are you really the one that needs help here, Winger?"
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"- McDonald's? - Oh, I was just thinking about that."
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"Okay, hold on."
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"- So you like the theatre, Ian? - Oh, are you kidding?"
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"Or he'd pronounce it "Michael.""
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"Isn't she great? She's everything I love about America."
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"Bold, opinionated, just past her peak..."
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"...and starting to realise that she has to settle for less."
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"I tried to make that sound good, but that's what you're doing."
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"- Oh, really? - Yeah, I have a serious problem."
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"You are in violation of future law."
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"What are you doing?"
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"If you were a post-apocalyptic survivor..."
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"I know this is bad timing, but I should go if I'm gonna make the movie, so..."
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"Teaching you consequences."
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"- ...taking pictures of a wall. - Gonna make me cry."
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"Looked like you were doodling chickens."
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"...since the 1997 fire."
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"Twenty-four people died."
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"I'm impressed, and embarrassed. I sold out."
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"Wow, you guys did sell out."
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"I should introduce myself to her friends and..."
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"Now you're gonna pull a Dane Cook in one of those three movies he was in..."
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"Are your drawings a secret? You do them when nobody's around?"
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"Kickpuncher was a cop before he became a cyborg."
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"So you were a cop before you became this."
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"Other way around. What else do you wanna know about me?"
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"- Can you stop talking? - Let me go."
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"- After you missed your movie. - Because you want me to suffer."
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"The ones you're ashamed of?"
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"The janitor out there told me you died in 1997."
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"Hey, those guys in there told me..."
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"No, guys, I'm serious. Doug and Janet, you're on lookout."
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"Oh, well, that's convenient for the one with nothing to lose."
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"These are really good."
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"Just practice drawings."
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"It's a good apology. You're a good kid."
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"The lesson being you're very talented, but I can't walk into a movie after..."
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"...jokes based on nothing from your life or anyone's."
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"That or you're misinterpreting a form letter."
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"- You shut up. - Are we yelling?"
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"In the words of your hacky duck, "What the hell?""
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"I always forget that, I guess because you guys don't really act like friends."
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"Yeah, I guess not so much."
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"Where are we going?"
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"I think you're right. Thank you."
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"It's a script I wrote about a cop on the edge."
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"I'm sorry for the stuff I said."
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"- Struck out, huh? - If that makes you feel better."
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"Or maybe I just realised that I was spending the whole night..."
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"You're a good friend, and I don't say that often enough."
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"Sounds good."
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"Cheers."
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"A 9-millimetre's better than a 10-millimetre?"
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"- Yeah. - You left your handkerchief..."
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"Oh, I got this. I had a very similar night last night."
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"Hey, I was thinking off-campus lunch."
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"- No. - No. Nothing for..."
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"I won't go to that Tex-Mex place."
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"Jeff, we've known each other a long time, right?"
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"- Please. - Do you even like Britta?"
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"Seems like you like her because she doesn't like you."
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"Have you met the women that do like me?"
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"Neither have I, but trust me, they're bad people."
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"Fine. To get near Britta, think like Britta."
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"...and find a cause so tragic... Are you writing this down?"
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"We have confirmation that all the bones were removed from the football field."
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"We agree teachers should get a 10-minute head start at the job fair."
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"Any other items?"
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"Crash the premiere of the Kickpuncher reboot dressed as classic Kickpuncher."
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"They shouldn't have redesigned that costume. Keep your heads in the sand."
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"Professor Duncan, I didn't know that cause interested you."
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"It's starving children with cleft palates, Britta."
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"What part would you have me be disinterested in?"
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"Forefront Theatre? What time? I'm going."
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"- I'm going too. - Me too."
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"I have dinner plans."
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"- Yeah. Yeah. - Well..."
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"Should we write a cheque to the Jeff Foundation?"
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"Okay, maybe I'll go too."
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"Well, it's the least you can do."
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"Yeah, feels good to help."
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"God bless you."
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"Cool, so 7:30?"
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"Sure, open arms."
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"Did you get it? I don't think I got it."
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"Well, the ants were people. The queen ant was an oil company."
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"Okay, so it was about our marginalized perceptions as drones..."
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"- ...born into a corporate hive mind? - Yeah, wow."
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"Okay, Alessandra, I can't talk right now."
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"I just got out of a show."
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"Well?"
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"Look, if you're gonna just yell at me, why even...?"
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"Why are you doing this?"
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"This is not happening to you, okay, it's happening to us!"
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"Well, you called me!"
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"Well, then let me be the one to do this!"
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"Hong Kong, 1964."
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"I spent half my days at university in wigs and tights."
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"You don't do that without befriending some actors."
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"Oh, my God, Michael."
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"I know Michael from my anarchist days."
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"God, he's gonna smell the sellout on me."
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"Hey, how's it going?"
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"- Oh, my God. - Oh, my God."
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"- What's going on? - Well..."
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"And the moment she needs a shoulder to cry on:"
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"You're all heroes tonight for making a difference..."
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"...but I want to introduce one of my heroes."
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"She is the bravest..."
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"...most passionate activist I have ever had the honour of imitating."
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"So, hey, buy her a drink."
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"I'm no hero. I'm a high-school dropout and a bartender, so don't listen to me."
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"Or anyone."
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"...and make sure you tell yourself the truth."
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