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Clips from Community (2009) - Basic Intergluteal Numismatics (S05E05)

"Oh, great, now I have these folders to deal with!"
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"When it rains, it pours."
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"Okay. Let's settle down! Guys, what is known..."
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"What's known is that around noon yesterday..."
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"...stopped being active over a year ago."
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"We did, in fact, receive a letter an hour after the incident..."
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"Whenever I get more change at the store..."
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"...and make all my dollars into change..."
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"If that's the highest DEFCON, and if high DEFCONs are worse than low ones."
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"Jeffrey, how can you help?"
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"Crikey! Kiwi combo, mate."
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"The A.C.B. did it in 10. So he's got long legs."
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"The faculty lounge. You think the Bandit's a teacher?"
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"This is important!"
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"Yeah, collect the seeds, sucker!"
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"You can't stop me, because what are you gonna do, not have butts?""
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"Taking it easy is how Troy ended up with a quarter of a buck in his crack."
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"...three more victims have caught the quarter..."
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"Sorry, no change. Blame the Bandit."
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"I see a man..."
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"Pain. Painful writing."
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"Heartburn. It doesn't help me catch criminals."
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"Okay. I didn't wanna take drastic measures..."
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"- Wait a minute. - Ants do have butts."
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"- Done. - Thought that would take longer."
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"The Bandit always gets his victims when they're alone."
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"Airtight alibi. She's dead."
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"This extra long churro tastes good in my real mouth."
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"He's bolting!"
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"What the hell?"
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"Don't tell me what I can't do."
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"She was trying to help you."
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"Let me ask you two something."
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"What is this, huh?"
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"I think you two like to partner up on cutesy capers..."
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"I am the bringer of change. I am the filler of cracks."
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"...down exposed butt cracks. Case closed."
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"Oh, my God."
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"There's no way Star-Burns did it."
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"Maybe I was wrong."
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"What? No. Annie..."
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"We can do better."
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"Listen, as Britta's friend, I should give you this ad..."
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"- It's Dave. - Lee Roth?"
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"I made a deal with the dean."
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"- But why call the dean and pretend that... - I didn't call no dean."
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"I use an older, British form of Facebook called Mug-scroll."
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"Aren't you going to pick those up?"
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"Bye."
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"It's Duncan."
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"One bunny, two bunnies."
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"- Over there! - Come on, let's get him!"
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"And then, the container just:"
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"My new model will use a rear-fixed dog system."
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"Fifty dollars gets you a T-shirt."
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"Please stay for complimentary saltines and full-price sodas."
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"You don't have to raise your voice! I'm going as fast as I can!"
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"Et tu, pencil?"
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"Ass Crack Bandit!"
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"Okay. Let's settle down! Guys, what is known..."
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"...an unidentified student dropped a coin..."
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"...in another student's, you know, upper buttock fold."
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"- Yes, yes. - Gwen Ridley, Greendale Gazette."
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"Okay, that person, Gwen, if he ever existed..."
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"- Yeah. - Tim Briggs, Greendale Mirror."
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"Is it true that after the attack..."
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"...you received a letter from the Ass Crack Bandit?"
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"I never said that. When did we split The Gazette from The Mirror?"
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"And how many photographs do you people need?"
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"Raul Lopez, Las Noticias Hispanicas de Greendale. Will this affect soccer?"
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"...about the brand of Garrett's underwear."
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"Hanes His Ways."
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"...I can't wait to drop it down your butts."
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"He should be called "The Run-on Sentence Bandit.""
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"From this moment, people, we are at DEFCON 4..."
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"You all remember psychology Professor Duncan."
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"- Hey, where'd you go? - I was taking care of my sick mother."
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"She's still alive, but I've put in my time."
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"Britta. Oh, Pierce, good for you."
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"I always thought that hairpiece was a bit cowardly."
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"Duncan is going to help us work up something called a profile..."
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"...so we can root this student out."
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"For the record..."
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"...I tried to get something done about this two years ago."
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"This is the biggest PR crisis to hit Greendale..."
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"...since our rally protesting the wrong Korea."
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"I'll take a look at the whole picture..."
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"...see if any pieces match up."
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"Double fruit bonus."
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"I took a map of the campus and pinpointed all the locations..."
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"- ...of the Ass Crack Bandit strikes. - You can't handle the fruit."
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"During the Bandit's most daring spree..."
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"...he cracked three people in a row."
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"Today, I sprinted between all three sites."
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"My quickest time was 20 minutes."
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"I think he has something I don't, a shortcut."
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"The dean's not gonna help me pursue this."
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"- I need help. - Pineapple penalty, fool!"
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"Look, no way, Annie."
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"Faculty hates me and the dean signs my cheques."
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"After the tone, please leave a message."
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"Hey, Abed. Lab ran late."
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"What'd Annie get us for dinner? I hope it's not salad again."
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"All right. Talk to you later."
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"Well, hello."
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"Will you stop with the cups and the blankets?"
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"Okay, I am hereby banning change from this campus."
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"- You really think that's an effective... - Guess what, your two cents is change..."
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"- ...and it's banned. - Got something."
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"Frankie, somebody get me a bag."
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"Oh, give me that."
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""I hope you enjoyed my work again."
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"Dean, I think it's a teacher."
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"- I beg your what? - I have evidence showing..."
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"Yeah, and I have evidence that shows I'm not listening. Exhibit A, exhibit B."
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"This is never gonna end if you keep choosing politics over justice."
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"Okay, you wanna make trouble? Go to Parker Brothers. You're out."
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"Take it easy."
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"- Annie, nobody's asking you to do th... - Jeff, come on!"
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"You know how this school works. We do it, or it doesn't get done."
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