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Clips from Arthur (1981)

"Hello, girls!"
Arthur (1981)
"No, actually-- Actually, you're both very attractive."
Arthur (1981)
"No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding."
Arthur (1981)
"I think I know who it is. I saw his picture in the paper."
Arthur (1981)
"You're with me, and you can ask that question?"
Arthur (1981)
"- What's so funny now? - I sometimes just think funny things."
Arthur (1981)
"Thank you so much."
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"Thank you. Oh."
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"I see. Thank you."
Arthur (1981)
"- I'm talking small. - We understand it's small, Arthur."
Arthur (1981)
"And we also understand that you are very drunk."
Arthur (1981)
"Aren't waiters wonderful?"
Arthur (1981)
"My mother died when I was 6."
Arthur (1981)
"So you had six relatively good years."
Arthur (1981)
"I'll alert the media."
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"I'm telling you why"
Arthur (1981)
"Santa Claus is coming to town"
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"No, thank you."
Arthur (1981)
"Oh, Hobson, I'm not gonna face my father sober."
Arthur (1981)
"If you don't bring them, I'll have someone else do it."
Arthur (1981)
"He knows when you are sleeping"
Arthur (1981)
"He knows when you've been Bad or good"
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"Oh, stay with me a minute, Hobson. You know I hate to be alone."
Arthur (1981)
"Except for fish."
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"- Did you say except for fish? - Yes."
Arthur (1981)
"Arthur, I don't want you to be alone."
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"- Yes, Arthur, it is. Do your armpits. - A hot bath is wonderful."
Arthur (1981)
"Yes. Imagine how wonderful a girl who bathes would be."
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"He gets all that money."
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"It's enough to make you sick."
Arthur (1981)
"Have you ever seen her face..."
Arthur (1981)
"The wedding is a month from today."
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"She wants you to give it to Susan."
Arthur (1981)
"Four dozen, please. And I want..."
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"She stole that tie. It's a perfect crime. Girls don't wear ties."
Arthur (1981)
"The man following her is a security guard. We've gotta be calm."
Arthur (1981)
"Thank you, sir."
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"I'll be with you in a minute. He's starting to get on my nerves."
Arthur (1981)
"- Kiss your wife like that? - I'm not married."
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"Yes, it's been a distinct pleasure meeting you."
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"Arthur, we really must be going. Thank you for a memorable afternoon."
Arthur (1981)
"Unless you're planning to knock over a fruit stand later in the evening."
Arthur (1981)
"Take care of her, Bitterman."
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"You'd think they'd never seen a car before. Ha."
Arthur (1981)
"Then guessing would be out of the question."
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"- Red roses. With the yellow. - Right."
Arthur (1981)
"...to this address?"
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"- How does it feel to have all that money? - Feels great."
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"What do you do? I've never asked you."
Arthur (1981)
"- Hey, when do I get a turn? - Shh."
Arthur (1981)
"Look at him with his gun."
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"Thank you."
Arthur (1981)
"Then I'll get sick."
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"You are too old to be poor."
Arthur (1981)
"You don't know how."
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"No, Linda."
Arthur (1981)
"Come in."
Arthur (1981)
"...to the library."
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"I told you, I've only got a cold. Now go and get engaged."
Arthur (1981)
"...don't ever talk about her that way again. She's the best person I know."
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"No."
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"Sorry. It's your job to be older."
Arthur (1981)
"- Good evening, Mr. Bach. - Good evening, Mr. Butler."
Arthur (1981)
"Susan. You get down here this minute."
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"Yes, I would. The bathroom is out of the question."
Arthur (1981)
"Then fill a glass with Scotch."
Arthur (1981)
"You probably never run out of ice your whole life. Ha."
Arthur (1981)
"Where's the rest of this moose?"
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"Right."
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"Arthur."
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"...I killed a man."
Arthur (1981)
"I knew what I was doing. We were poor."
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"- He came into our house to steal our food. - Well, he was asking for it."
Arthur (1981)
"Do you know what I consider to be my most precious possession?"
Arthur (1981)
"And I protect what's mine."
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"What happens--"
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"I mean, this is just hypothetical. --if I don't make her happy?"
Arthur (1981)
"For cranky, I guess you'd probably just break my ankles."
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"- Is this it? She's not happy already? - Arthur, Susan loves you."
Arthur (1981)
"I hate how alone you are."
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"It'd have to be a real big woman."
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"- Arthur, will you take my hand? - That would leave you with one."
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"For all I know, he shot it while you screamed."
Arthur (1981)
"Yeah. Hi. Hi. Hi, Linda."
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"Really."
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"What the hell is the matter with you?"
Arthur (1981)
"Nobody knocks on a door at 3:00 in the morning."
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"And you're engaged."
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"You're miserable? I've got all this, and I'm on a salary."
Arthur (1981)
"Do you know the worst part? The worst part of being me?"
Arthur (1981)
"Thank you. Now your goggles."
Arthur (1981)
"You spoiled little bastard."
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"You feel unloved, Arthur? Welcome to the world. Everyone is unloved."
Arthur (1981)
"Now stop feeling sorry for yourself. And, incidentally, I love you."
Arthur (1981)
"One never knows."
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"- Good afternoon? - Yes. May I come in?"
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"How revolting."
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"This is not an invitation."
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"Please go to the party."
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"- Are you all right? - Yes, I'm fine."
Arthur (1981)
"...in something as devious as this."
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"You'll find them on the top shelf, to the left, behind the untouched shaving cream."
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"...I think Arthur has a very good friend."
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"I'd rather-- I--"
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"- Don't you hate these things? - Despise them."
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"How does it feel to be getting married, Arthur?"
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"- ...the ballet, darling, with your father? - Yes."
Arthur (1981)
"- ...but I don't recall ever making-- - Preston."
Arthur (1981)
"...to get into the neighborhood, but what the hell? Ha-ha-ha."
Arthur (1981)
"Her name is Linda Marolla."
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"- We're gonna get you out of here. - Ha-ha-ha."
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"- No. You? - No."
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"Well, I would walk, and I thought that the moon went anyplace that I did."
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"- Why is that? - I'm funny, that's why."
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"Are you cute."
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"I'm not one of your guests tonight. I came here for one reason only."
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"- Arthur, I wasn't spying on you. - I know that."
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"No. No, thanks. We'll get through this together."
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"- I knew you didn't have one. - Yes."
Arthur (1981)
"- You purchased a choo-choo? - Look, the wheels go round."
Arthur (1981)
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