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Clips from Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman - The Man of Steel Bars (S01E01)

Help, somebody please help! He's got my car!

"Help, somebody please help! He's got my car!"

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Martha, it's Wayne Irig. Put on the coffee. Come on in, Wayne.

"Martha, it's Wayne Irig. Put on the coffee. Come on in, Wayne."

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It's better out here.

"It's better out here."

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I need you to keep this for me until I can figure it all out.

"I need you to keep this for me until I can figure it all out."

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Something I never seen before. I mean it is something weird here.

"Something I never seen before. I mean it is something weird here."

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But I was thinking we could use it to get in touch with Superman.

"But I was thinking we could use it to get in touch with Superman."

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- Sounds like a story to me. - Then let Clark go.

"- Sounds like a story to me. - Then let Clark go."

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- I'll stay and watch for Superman. - Lois, just keep an open mind about this.

"- I'll stay and watch for Superman. - Lois, just keep an open mind about this."

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I'm seeing a Planet special investigation: "The Poisoning of America."

"I'm seeing a Planet special investigation: "The Poisoning of America.""

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Really? I'm seeing guys in overalls discussing hog futures.

"Really? I'm seeing guys in overalls discussing hog futures."

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Private property rights versus the public good.

"Private property rights versus the public good."

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Maybe you should only use that in a real emergency, Jimmy.

"Maybe you should only use that in a real emergency, Jimmy."

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That's probably how that first reporter felt down there in Love Canal.

"That's probably how that first reporter felt down there in Love Canal."

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America's breadbasket, Lois.

"America's breadbasket, Lois."

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It takes as long as it takes.

"It takes as long as it takes."

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I didn't realize Zen was so popular in the country.

"I didn't realize Zen was so popular in the country."

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Popcorn, cream corn, corn on the cob.

"Popcorn, cream corn, corn on the cob."

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or you gave it to someone.

"or you gave it to someone."

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There wasn't any more. That was it.

"There wasn't any more. That was it."

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Wrong answer.

"Wrong answer."

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This is his new location.

"This is his new location."

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Since when does the Environmental Protection Agency...

"Since when does the Environmental Protection Agency..."

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I'd reconsider that.

"I'd reconsider that."

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It's a curse.

"It's a curse."

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Now, I assume there's something else you wanted to tell me?

"Now, I assume there's something else you wanted to tell me?"

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I just talked to two reporters.

"I just talked to two reporters."

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They're outside.

"They're outside."

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If Irig's around, somebody here will know about it.

"If Irig's around, somebody here will know about it."

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That's the great thing about a small town.

"That's the great thing about a small town."

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I'm sure you can.

"I'm sure you can."

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Duty calls. Lois, we're going to have to swap some Clark stories later.

"Duty calls. Lois, we're going to have to swap some Clark stories later."

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You know, Lois, what you can't stand is how normal it is here.

"You know, Lois, what you can't stand is how normal it is here."

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Normal? I've heard about these small towns.

"Normal? I've heard about these small towns."

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- Clark. - Mom!

"- Clark. - Mom!"

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- You must be Lois. - Yeah, that's me. Hi, Mrs. Kent.

"- You must be Lois. - Yeah, that's me. Hi, Mrs. Kent."

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Martha, please.

"Martha, please."

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Well, you sure are pretty.

"Well, you sure are pretty."

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I don't know, Mom. Lois thinks that the cook might be a cross-dresser.

"I don't know, Mom. Lois thinks that the cook might be a cross-dresser."

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It's just an old farmhouse, but it's home.

"It's just an old farmhouse, but it's home."

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I like it.

"I like it."

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A fax?

"A fax?"

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It's sort of technical.

"It's sort of technical."

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I didn't mean that. I just...

"I didn't mean that. I just..."

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Now, Lois, you'll be in Clark's room. Clark, you'll be on the couch.

"Now, Lois, you'll be in Clark's room. Clark, you'll be on the couch."

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- Jonathan, I want you to help me. - What?

"- Jonathan, I want you to help me. - What?"

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So far I've been given a glimpse of ritual crop worship...

"So far I've been given a glimpse of ritual crop worship..."

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No, I couldn't have planned this.

"No, I couldn't have planned this."

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I only eat like that when I'm miserable.

"I only eat like that when I'm miserable."

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You're not allergic to down pillows, I hope?

"You're not allergic to down pillows, I hope?"

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They're not looking for pesticides up the road, Clark.

"They're not looking for pesticides up the road, Clark."

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He sent a sample of it over to Wichita for analysis.

"He sent a sample of it over to Wichita for analysis."

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Martha!

"Martha!"

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Clark, honey, you're burning up.

"Clark, honey, you're burning up."

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Better. I think I feel better.

"Better. I think I feel better."

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She can't know anything about this.

"She can't know anything about this."

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I don't understand.

"I don't understand."

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You never said anything about being allergic to anything.

"You never said anything about being allergic to anything."

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Are you coming?

"Are you coming?"

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This is the property rights waiver.

"This is the property rights waiver."

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and this is the updated list of what you have. See?

"and this is the updated list of what you have. See?"

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Can I look at that?

"Can I look at that?"

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It always takes Washington about six weeks...

"It always takes Washington about six weeks..."

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I doubt it. Most of the rooms around here were booked up months in advance.

"I doubt it. Most of the rooms around here were booked up months in advance."

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The government has pull.

"The government has pull."

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I think they believe me, but they want to see Irig.

"I think they believe me, but they want to see Irig."

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in order to do my job.

"in order to do my job."

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but it wasn't discovered till this recent storm.

"but it wasn't discovered till this recent storm."

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It's all right here.

"It's all right here."

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"Not of earthly origin, periodic element 126.

""Not of earthly origin, periodic element 126."

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However, it's my theory...

"However, it's my theory..."

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for any length of time, the result could be lethal.

"for any length of time, the result could be lethal."

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His existence is hostile.

"His existence is hostile."

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Four hours at City Hall, and all we know is that in 20 years...

"Four hours at City Hall, and all we know is that in 20 years..."

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there were no permits and no citations issued on the Irig property.

"there were no permits and no citations issued on the Irig property."

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How'd you guess?

"How'd you guess?"

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That's just Smallville for you, honey.

"That's just Smallville for you, honey."

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"What you see is what you get."

""What you see is what you get.""

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I think I'm somewhere outside of Salt Lake City.

"I think I'm somewhere outside of Salt Lake City."

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I'm in a truck stop.

"I'm in a truck stop."

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Wait, Wayne, I...

"Wait, Wayne, I..."

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Salt Lake City?

"Salt Lake City?"

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So you haven't seen him? Thanks.

"So you haven't seen him? Thanks."

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That girl never stops working, does she?

"That girl never stops working, does she?"

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This is earth. Normal could be good.

"This is earth. Normal could be good."

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You can't go all your life with powers and then poof, they just disappear.

"You can't go all your life with powers and then poof, they just disappear."

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Ring the bell and win a prize!

"Ring the bell and win a prize!"

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What is this?

"What is this?"

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- Was it? - Define "guys."

"- Was it? - Define "guys.""

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You get your choice.

"You get your choice."

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That's who I am. Clark.

"That's who I am. Clark."

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Chief?

"Chief?"

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There are no animals with high blood pressure.

"There are no animals with high blood pressure."

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Not much, Chief. Lois probably ought to head back. I can wrap up.

"Not much, Chief. Lois probably ought to head back. I can wrap up."

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Something tells me we got a big one.

"Something tells me we got a big one."

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Really? Hold on a minute.

"Really? Hold on a minute."

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Lois, you and Kent discussed this, and he's with you?

"Lois, you and Kent discussed this, and he's with you?"

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Kent, I'm going to get right back to you.

"Kent, I'm going to get right back to you."

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Photographers! Just when you need one you can't find one.

"Photographers! Just when you need one you can't find one."

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- All right, you go, but don't blow it. - Thanks, Chief.

"- All right, you go, but don't blow it. - Thanks, Chief."

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- Of course I have a plan. - Let's hear it.

"- Of course I have a plan. - Let's hear it."

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Okay, here's the plan.

"Okay, here's the plan."

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We know that what they say they're doing is not what they're actually doing.

"We know that what they say they're doing is not what they're actually doing."

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So we'll just stay here until we see them doing it.

"So we'll just stay here until we see them doing it."

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In case you were wondering, this wasn't in the plan.

"In case you were wondering, this wasn't in the plan."

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Trask! What are you doing in Smallville?

"Trask! What are you doing in Smallville?"

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- What've you done with Wayne Irig? - Let him go.

"- What've you done with Wayne Irig? - Let him go."

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Then it came to me.

"Then it came to me."

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Let him go.

"Let him go."

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You're not as clever as you think you are. I knew she was a fake all along.

"You're not as clever as you think you are. I knew she was a fake all along."

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Too competent for the government. How'd you get into this, Sherman?

"Too competent for the government. How'd you get into this, Sherman?"

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There has to be a connection. Now, tell me and live.

"There has to be a connection. Now, tell me and live."

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I'm learning all of this for the first time right now.

"I'm learning all of this for the first time right now."

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There's another possibility.

"There's another possibility."

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Nobody has infused me with power, and nobody's taken over my mind.

"Nobody has infused me with power, and nobody's taken over my mind."

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We've got a location on Irig.

"We've got a location on Irig."

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Sometimes I don't understand why things happen.

"Sometimes I don't understand why things happen."

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Okay. I'm with you, Wayne. Just calm down.

"Okay. I'm with you, Wayne. Just calm down."

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Martha, get a doctor.

"Martha, get a doctor."

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No, I'm all right.

"No, I'm all right."

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Wayne, we've been friends for years. You trust me, don't you?

"Wayne, we've been friends for years. You trust me, don't you?"

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