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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Boyle-Linetti Wedding (S02E02)

"Because she's a fraud."
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"You need to start seeing my psychic."
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"I grew up with a smoke machine in the apartment, Charles."
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"I liked to enter the kitchen in the morning with vivacity."
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"Regina, you're amazing. Everything's just perfect."
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"Thank you for making this the third-best day of my life."
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"Second was sleeping with a roadie"
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"for the Steve Miller Band."
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"Oh! I love you, Mom."
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"I love you. I love you."
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"My mom."
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"I, however, hit a small snag."
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"No! Do not take off that tux, Lynn"
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"What are you doing? We had a deal."
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"I said, "If you hurt my mother,"
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"You're right. Cut 'em off!"
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"No! Okay."
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"As much as I would love to do that,"
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"I would like my mom to be happy."
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"So can you please have a seat? Mm-hmm."
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"And just explain to me what is going on."
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"I'm worried I'm just rushing into this."
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"I don't even know her favorite kind of soup."
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"Is it tomato?"
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"Nobody likes soup, Lynn."
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"You're a family of soup-haters."
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"What have I done? Look."
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"Do you know why my mom loves you?"
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"Because you take big risks."
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"Like how you got her that dog on your second date."
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"Those kind of things"
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"just blow up in my face half the time."
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"I mean, the dog worked out great, but..."
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"The dog was a disaster. She hates it."
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"But she loved that you took that shot."
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"Do you know who never, ever rushes into anything?"
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"That's exactly right, Rosa."
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"Cowards. And you're a weirdo."
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"I'd call you a hobbit... Yeah."
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"A human pile of mashed potatoes... Mm-hmm."
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"But you are no coward, Lynn Boyle."
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"Lynn Linetti. I'm taking your mother's name."
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"Oh! You're making this hard."
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"My mom loves you. You love her."
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"Now follow your big, weird heart."
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"Oh, you're right."
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"It's time for a wedding!"
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"A wedding with pants! Yeah."
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"Wedding's starting soon. How are things going?"
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"All I've got so far is a poem."
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"Ooh, a poem. Sounds romantic."
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""Marriage is a contract between two adults"
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"of different families.""
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"It's a haiku... and a fact."
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"It works on two levels."
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"Uh, it feels a little impersonal."
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"What did the officiant say when you got married?"
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"Not much. When gay marriage was legalized,"
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"we weren't sure if or when it was gonna be struck down,"
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"so speed was of the essence."
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"Do you, Kevin... Yes."
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"And do you... Yes, yes, we do!"
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"We're married!"
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"I remarked afterwards"
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"It was very funny."
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"Kevin still talks about it."
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"It is amazingly funny. Oh."
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"I'm just not sure this is the right crowd for it."
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"No zinger? No haiku?"
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"Then I have nothing. Maybe I should wing it."
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"It sustains you."
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"It's like... oatmeal."
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"Okay, okay. Not bad for winging it."
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"Took me two hours to write that."
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"How do I look? Oh!"
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"You look incredible!"
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"Up high! Down low!"
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"Butts, butts, butts."
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"but at least you're ready."
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"Right now, he's singing."
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"♪ Don't, don't, don't, don't ♪"
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"♪ Don't you forget about me ♪"
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"Best rock and roll song ever written."
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"Hey! So we have good news"
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"The good news is we found the ring."
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"The great news is we'll never lose it again."
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"What are you trying to say?"
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"The ring is stuck on his finger."
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"I told him not to be cute about it."
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"Okay, okay, what do we do?"
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"I could pull the ring off,"
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"but it might hurt your little fingers."
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"Jenny! No!"
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"to carry me bodyguard-style, so..."
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"20 years later and I've been Funged again."
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"She Funged me!"
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"She doesn't seem that great."
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"she barely even knows."
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"No, it's not her fault."
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"Did you see that guy's tux jacket?"
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"Four buttons."
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"We did this. Our sex made this happen."
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"Charles, mic's on. We can hear all this, bud."
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"Marriage is a contract..."
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"Marriage is love."
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"it's reconciliation, it's everything."
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"It's like oatmeal."
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"I do."
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"Lynn, do you take Darlene to be your lawfully weddeded wife?"
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"I now pronounce you husband and wife."
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"Yeah!"
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"That was some ceremony."
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"It wasn't difficult."
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"Oh, then I never would have heard your hilarious"
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"festive expression of our commitment to one another."
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"Are you suggesting we hold an honest to goodness wedding?"
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"We're not the Kardashian-Wests, after all."
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"I think you mean questions."
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"You guys are fun."
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"Just got the call about an hour ago."
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