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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - The Oolong Slayer (S03E03)

"of time here, so what do you say"
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"She tells me everything."
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"Yeah, not everything, Chucky."
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"She took off my undies."
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"Hey, Peralta."
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"to see whose squad can solve the most cases."
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"and guess what I'm getting him."
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"Man, you're really stupid in the morning, aren't you?"
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"but do you think maybe we could keep a few real cases?"
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"For whom?"
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"Wuntch is here."
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"Oh, there it is."
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"The shriveled husk of Raymond Holt."
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"The task force?"
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"We need to choose a phrase"
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"What?"
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"Task force sounds like"
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"Oh, ouch."
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"Sarge, you got to check this out."
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"We can't work real cases."
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"This is a B and E."
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"Perp came in through the back window,"
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"The victim still has their stuff?"
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"I think this is the work of the Oolong Slayer."
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"before the Vic got home, or it could be..."
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"Jake, you want a case so bad, you're making one up."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"Was that the sound of a juicy file I heard"
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"Capooch?"
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"Capooch."
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"Great, what do you got?"
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"A month from today is my birthday."
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"Did you choose us because we're women?"
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"Women love planning parties."
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"What a waste of time."
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"Disagree."
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"This is an amazing use of time."
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"Okay, I'll get the stencil."
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"Look, I don't know when I'll be home."
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"I'll text you, okay?"
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"I eat a cacao nib every time I close a case."
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"But these aren't bad for you."
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"Just one."
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"and I need to discuss it with him."
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"A case?"
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"she will punish him."
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"She's on the warpath right now, Jake."
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"The warpath."
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"Don't want to cause a problem."
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"I will skraight-up skedaddle with no further a-do-do."
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"Well, Gina said we couldn't be seen together,"
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"Looks like we've both got a pretty bad case of jerk boss."
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"Yes, yours is an idiot,"
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"and mine is a fork-tongued lizard witch."
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"He's back to his cool-ass psycho ways."
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"We're gonna work the case in secret."
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"Understood."
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"the Oolong Slayer last struck five years ago."
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"a tea bag in his victim's mouth."
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"I'm taking an abnormal psych class,"
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"and everyone in it is obsessed with me."
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"To catching a serial killer."
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"because I love Rihanna."
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"Okay."
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"That's right, it's nib o'clock."
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"Whoo, new case, new nib."
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"You may want to slow down on those things."
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"Things?"
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"I don't mean to overstep here, but you're looking a little..."
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"fat."
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"Oh, boy."
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"Sir, just listen."
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"Okay."
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"Turns out he got it at Chang's Medicinal Tea Shop."
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"My thumb drive looks like a watermelon,"
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"because I adore the summertime."
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"Oh, I love that."
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"Let's do this."
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"It's my ginkgo now, old man."
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"I'm still young enough to beat that ginkgo"
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"Hit me in the face."
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"Oh, that was a terrible suggestion."
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"All right."
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"Western medicine rules!"
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"All right, sluggers."
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"I thought you wanted us to surprise you."
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"Passed hors d'oeuvres?"
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"What is this, a fundraiser for French dorks?"
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"I can't even answer that."
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"I don't know."
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"That's it?"
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"Oh."
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"He's a maniac."
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"Oh, this is our guy."
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"Oh, man, just a squirrel?"
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"Let's get that psycho."
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"He's dead."
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"Our condolences."
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"I freaking knew it."
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"Now get the hell out of my office."
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"Wait a minute, sir."
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"You know what."
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"Ew, it's like you're dating your teacher."
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"I know. It's so hot."
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"Meanwhile, Holt won't even talk to me."
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"How is he, by the way?"
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"Can I have another port?"
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"It's really classing up the booze"
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"I think I just figured something out."
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"Aren't you forgetting something?"
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"Damn, who raised you?"
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"The vulture is in a band?"
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"Just when I thought he couldn't be any more the worst,"
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"he out-the worsts himself."
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"Pardon me."
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"Peralta, what are you doing here?"
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"Saving New York City from a maniacal..."
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"Plus, you know I heart intrigue."
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"Sir, take a look at these photos."
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"None of the victims had any alcohol in their apartments."
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