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Clips from Angie Tribeca - You've Got Blackmail (S02E02)

"Ladies and gentlemen, we are just moments away"
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"from hitting our one millionth cheat."
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"I want to thank each and every one of you"
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"for believing in my childhood dream..."
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"a service designed to give a voice to a group..."
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"who for too long have been silenced."
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"I'm talking about people who want to be married"
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"but still bone other people."
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"- That's right. - Hear, hear!"
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"- That's right! - And now that dream is a reality."
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"Cheat. Cheat."
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"Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!"
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"Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!"
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"What the hell is going on?"
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"Mr. Tweedner, the servers aren't responding."
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"I think we've been hacked."
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"Huh?"
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"Sorry. I think you still have the bathroom key."
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"Oh. Sorry."
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"Thanks."
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"Geils, Tribeca,"
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"I'm afraid cybercrime has once again reared its ugly head."
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"Lieutenant, I told you, it's just a printer jam."
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"Has anyone here heard of the website MeetNCheat.org?"
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"Their server's been hacked."
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"The perpetrator is threatening"
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"to release the names and identities"
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"of all the cheaters on the site unless it's shut down."
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"Why do we have to help a website that encourages people to cheat?"
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"I say let the data be published."
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"Ow!"
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"I know it's distasteful, Tribeca, but the law is the law."
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"Now, because it's a cybercrime,"
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"the FBI has sent us a tech expert"
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"to help out with the case."
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"I'd like to introduce you to Special Agent Diane Duran."
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"Good morning."
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"Agent Duran, Detectives Treils and Gibeca."
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"Sorry, I'm flustered because you're so impressive."
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"He's Treils. I'm Gibeca."
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"- Nice to meet you. - Hi."
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"Your reputation precedes you, Duran."
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"Smart, professional, but with a fun, mischievous side."
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"You flatter me, Lieutenant."
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"Geils, I think you lost something."
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"Uh..."
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"We got a real tough one here, Agent Duran."
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"Call me Diane."
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"Let's see if we can give this hacker a run for his money."
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"At 9:03 A.M., a self-replicating code was Trojan-Horsed"
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"through the backdoor of Meet'N'Cheat's servers."
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"Those computer-sounding words convince me you're an expert."
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"Why don't I set my equipment up,"
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"and you can go talk to the C.E.O. of Meet'N'Cheat,"
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"find out if he has any enemies?"
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"Other than every housewife in America."
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"Great. We'll get right on it."
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"I want to date her."
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"I want to be her."
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"Okay. What'd you guys come up with?"
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"Every minute I'm not online,"
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"a dad is throwing a football with his son,"
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"a mom's helping her daughter with homework."
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"Couples are finding ways to make it work,"
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"and that's money out of my pocket."
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"How do you live with yourself?"
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"I'll tell you how I live."
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"I sleep on a bed made out of human buttocks."
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"Every item of clothing that I'm wearing"
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"was handmade by a gifted Asian child."
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"You want to know what I drink instead of water?"
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"Supermodel breast milk."
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"You want to know what kind of car I drive?"
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"A pre-owned Toyota Avalon."
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"Sir, on behalf of the 99%, thank you."
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"You're a job creator."
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"What I do might be distasteful to you, Detective,"
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"but the world needs guys like me to take us to the next level."
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"I mean, imagine a world without honesty,"
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"fidelity, common decency."
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"You know what I think?"
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"I think we should let this hacker release all your data"
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"and bring this company tumbling down."
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"Sounds like someone doesn't want their parking validated."
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"Do you have any enemies? People who want you to fail?"
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"Mm... It would be a heck of a lot easier to count my friends."
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"Let's do that, then. Anyone left over will be considered your enemy."
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"Okay. Alex Rodriguez, Dustin Diamond... and that's it."
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"Wait a second."
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"There were these twins that I went to school with,"
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"Ned and Ted Doppelganger."
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"Hate my guts."
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"They think that I stole the idea for Meet'N'Cheat from them."
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"- But that's not true? - No, it's totally true."
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"I literally took their computer from their home."
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"Ski mask, flashlight, the whole nine yards."
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"Suckers."
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"There's no way this guy's friends with Dustin Diamond."
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"And where would we find these Doppelgangers?"
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"Well, they teach at our old school."
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"You know it as Harvard, but most people know it"
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"as the Miami University of Ohio of Massachusetts."
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"Thank you for meeting with us, Professor Doppelganger."
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"- And Professor Doppelganger. - Of course."
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"Not that we're anxious to help out our old friend."
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"Garth Tweedner."
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"That prospect is less than appetizing."
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"I take it you're not the biggest fan of the rock star C.E.O."
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"who stole your idea and made millions from it."
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"Since the gag order, we're not allowed to say"
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"what we really think about Mr. Tweedner."
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"But off the record?"
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"I think he's the scum of the Earth."
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"Lowest of the low."
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"Sounds like a pretty big grudge."
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"Big enough to want to take down his whole operation."
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"Hacking's not our game, Detective."
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"When we take people on, they know about it."
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"Besides, we're about to start a new business venture."
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"It's called FastFruit."
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