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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - True Dromance (S03E03)

"Alice, perfect."
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"You can time us. Yeah, here you go."
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"- Yes. - What is this?"
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"Oh, Rancho Cucapizza"
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"is having a little promotional eating contest,"
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"and the winner gets... Read that bottom line there."
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"Read that."
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"Well, it said, uh, wins free pizza for a year!"
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"Yeah, all we gotta do is eat a Humonga Cucamonga"
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"in under 30 minutes."
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"See, they make the pizza so hot"
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"that all the other dumb buffoons,"
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"they'll just burn their pipes."
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"But we are no idiots."
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"Our mouths will already be burned."
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"- Yep, via spoons. - Mm-hmm."
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"We're gonna put these hot spoons"
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"on our tongues."
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"- Yep. - We're gonna burn them"
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"so that the pizza won't burn them."
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"Okay, Alice, start the clock."
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"- Yeah, start it. - We need you to time us."
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"Oh, she started, she started, start."
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"Oh, God! Oh, thah wath tho hot!"
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"- What do we got? - What do we got for time?"
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"What's the time? Oh, she didn't thart the clock."
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"- What? She didn't thart it? - Yeah, it was perfect."
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"It's gonna sound real good on the phones."
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"Jagmos."
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"I don't like how she always puth uth down"
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"when we're trying to better ourthevles here."
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"And who are the idiots here?"
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"Round two."
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"I don't feel a thing."
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"I'm stabbing the outta my tongue, dude."
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"Might be bleeding, but I can't feel it."
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"I think it's safe to say our mouths are invincible."
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"- Mark Wahlberg. - But that won't mean anything"
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"if I can't get stoned before the contest,"
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"because I literally can't eat"
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"Yeah, man, I know. It's..."
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"I've called Karl, like, 16 times."
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"He's not picking up."
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"I'm just worried about Karl."
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"I don't like leaving him with his thoughts."
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"I could care less if he was dead or alive."
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"I don't want to sound cold, but you know me."
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"I've got that Michael Phelps swim fan appetite."
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"But my hungry hippos over here,"
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"you need weed to maximize the munch."
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"I am a hungry, hungry hippo."
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"And we need a new drug dealer..."
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"Now."
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"Where you gonna find a new drug dealer?"
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"You can't just go to a drug dealer store."
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"I say we go to the seediest, most scummiest place"
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"in all of Rancho Cucamonga..."
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"A tattoo parlor."
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"Adam, are you sure this is a place to find street drugs?"
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"Just think, dude."
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"All drug dealers have tattoos, right?"
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"Hence, thereforced..."
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"All tattoo parlors have drug dealers."
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"It's elementary school, my Emma Watson."
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"Right? Okay. Follow my lead."
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"We might have to speak in code."
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"I don't know if he's undercover. I don't know, man."
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"Okeydokey. What can I do for ya?"
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"Something tribal, Chinese?"
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"I don't do curse words in any language."
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"Well, we are looking to buy something"
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"so we may..."
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"Smokey-boo?"
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"Because we've run out of things that we..."
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"Schmooo."
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"- What're you guys doing? - We want to buy"
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"some weeeeerd,"
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"so that we can put it in our beeerd and smeerrk it."
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"Smake in a pat."
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"Get an apple, and then we can shmeek."
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"Guys."
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"Love the energy, but you can't hang out here."
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"This space is for customers."
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"Okay."
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"Aah! Haa!"
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"- There we go. - Aah."
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"Oh, it looks so beautiful."
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"- Yeah. - Princess."
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"Oh, that hurt a little."
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"You know what would numb the pain?"
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"Weed."
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"Oh, ho, ho."
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"U got the wrong guy, pal."
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"Okay, he winked earlier."
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"That was... can I at least get the stud that I paid for?"
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"I'm bummed, dude."
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"This is a bust."
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"Adam, this is not a bust."
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"You got a banging-ass bellybutton ring, bro."
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"- Yes, you did. - Honestly..."
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"I don't even know if I'm gonna keep it."
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"- Oh, come... don't say that. - Adam, come on."
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"- It's banging-ass. - Come on."
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"Banging-ass. It's lame-ass."
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"Heard what you guys were asking for."
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"Might be able to help you out."
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"Meet me out back in ten minutes."
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"Hey."
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"Make it 15."
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"I want to go to that pet store next door."
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"Whoa. Holy Moly."
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"So what exactly are you guys looking for?"
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"- I don't do this, so... - Weed, mostly."
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"Hash? Keef? Hybrids?"
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"Isolation tents, if you're into spiritual journeys?"
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"- Uh... - We are."
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"- I could definitely. - Yeah."
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"Sample away."
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"- Oh, that's all you. - May I hit this?"
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"Strap me in. I'm ready to go to war."
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