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Clips from Silicon Valley - Two Days of the Condor (S02E02)

"There you go."
Silicon Valley
"Good luck in there, Richard."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Gilfoyle, what are you doing?"
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"Jamming the breakers so they don't trip."
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"That's not a huge fucking fire hazard?"
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"Yeah, of course it is. This whole shit box could go up at any second."
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"No. No fires in here."
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"I already had that conversation with Jian-Yang, I think."
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"200,000 views. Fuck!"
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"Gilfoyle, we need to build the caching mechanisms now!"
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"It's the only way the clusters will scale."
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"Okay, sounds good. Do it."
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"I can't do it on my own, Gilfoyle!"
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"Hey, Erlich, I need another coder here! None of these guys can help me."
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"Sorry, amigo. I don't code anymore."
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"- Remember? Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. - (knocking)"
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"Well, then we're fucked. This thing is gonna crash any second."
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"Mr. Bachman, I am sorry to drop in on you like this..."
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"- Erlich, Seriously! - But I have got the buyers here."
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"Shit. He's gonna drink his own piss."
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"- Gilfoyle, I need some fucking help! - Sorry, Louise,"
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"this isn't a great time. I'm entertaining..."
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"and I have some minor cosmetic repairs to do before I show the house."
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"Oh, no, they don't even need to look inside."
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"They only want the property for the lot value."
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"- Seriously, I can't do this by myself! - Lot value? Meaning?"
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"You have to realize your house is a total teardown, right?"
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"They want to tear this place down?"
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"Gilfoyle, the caching mechanisms! We're gonna crash!"
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"- I told you, get Erlich to do it! - Richard said keep it online!"
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"- I can't do this by myself! - Mr. Bachman..."
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"they want to make an offer right now. All cash."
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"Mr. Bachman, I think you would be foolish to turn this down."
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"Did you just call me a fool?"
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"- No. All I meant was... - Madam,"
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"you do not call a man a fool on the transom of his own home."
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"A home that happens to be the world headquarters of a company"
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"keeping streaming video of a man who's about to drink his own urine"
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"online for tens of thousands of Filipinos."
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"Does that sound like foolishness to you?"
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"So, you can tell your clients, respectfully,"
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"that they may go fuck themselves."
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"♪ ♪"
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"(man crying)"
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"All right, I'm gonna start compiling varnish to cache the manifest."
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"Dinesh, you reduce the seeds in the P2P swarm, got it?"
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"Let's fucking do this."
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"I knew you wouldn't sell."
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"Jared, respectfully, shut the fuck up. I'm working."
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"(sizzling)"
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"Man: I don't wanna drink my pee."
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"What's that smell?"
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"Which I weighed in making my final decision."
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"A decision I do not take lightly."
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"Now, in concerning..."
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"(man crying on phone)"
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"Mr. Hendricks, are you on your phone?"
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"No."
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"It says, Aim at the base of the fire."
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"That's the servers."
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"If you hit those servers, you kill our livestream, Jared."
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"I don't know what to do."
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"- Should we do verbal SWOT analysis? - 298,000! 299,000!"
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"Our check is burning."
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"He's drinking his own urine. He's drinking his piss."
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"We're up over 300,000 viewers!"
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"Hello? I'm down here! Hello?"
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"Dinesh: Wait, who the fuck is that guy?"
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"Wait, wait. They're rescuing him."
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"Why did it take you so long?"
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"Wait. He shut it off."
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"290, 270... Everyone's leaving."
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"It's over."
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"Holy shit."
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"- We did it. - We fucking did it."
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"We stayed online till the end."
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"Look at that. (laughing)"
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"Fuck, yeah."
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"(laughing)"
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"Oh!"
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"I wonder if Richard got to see that."
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"Which is why I had no recourse"
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"but to rule that, since Mr. Hendricks,"
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"by his own admission, used Hooli equipment"
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"to facilitate the development of Pied Piper,"
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"then pursuant to California Labor Code,"
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"Hooli has a right to ownership of Pied Piper's underlying IP."
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"(chattering) Congrats."
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"Congratulations."
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"- Very well done. - Congratulations."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Richard, I'm sorry."
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"I really am."
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"We're now at 78 viewers,"
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"which still seems high. Like, who's watching a blank screen?"
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"- We never went down, gents. - (phone buzzes)"
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"Anton really carried us."
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"Dinesh: One, still a weird name,"
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"and two, this was a win for our software stack."
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"Your software can choke on my fat fucking balls."
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"Guys..."
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"Richard just texted me."
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"He says delete it."
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"- What? - He says,"
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"We just lost. It's my company. Delete it all. Now."
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"Motherfucker."
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"Now, Pied Piper, you conceded on all of these minor counts."
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"Accordingly, on the count of wrongful solicitation,"
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"I find Richard Hendricks did indeed"
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"breach his contract with Hooli"
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"when he hired away a Hooli employee, one Donald Dunn,"
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"AKA Jared, AKA O.J., apparently."
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"But this is where things get interesting."
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"Mr. Belson, there is language in this contract"
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"that the California Supreme Court has deemed unlawful."
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"Preventing Mr. Dunn from seeking employment elsewhere"
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"is a violation of his rights."
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"Are you aware of this?"
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"I was not, but I'm willing to drop that count altogether"
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