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Clips from Meet the Fockers (2004)

"Uh, I guess it's very, uh, creative."
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"It's very creative."
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"??[Bernie humming]"
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"A little birdie told me that one of our guests here"
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"is a Tom Collins man."
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"[all laughing]"
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"Oh, for pity's sake."
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"Isn't that nice, Jack?"
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"That is nice. Thank you."
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"(Bernie) All right. Wait. Don't drink. I want to make a toast."
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"Now, I had a vasectomy in 1074..."
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"'73, honey."
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"You're right. '73."
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"So, unfortunately, I never had the chance to procreate a daughter,"
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"but had I been able to,"
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"I really would've wanted a girl"
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"as sensitive and as intelligent"
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"and as beautiful"
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"as this young lady sitting right here before us."
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"Thank you, Bernie."
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"And if I might add..."
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"Greg."
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"Yeah."
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"I thought you had a sister?"
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"Nope. No sister."
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"You said you had a sister."
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"You said you milked your sister's cat."
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"(Bernie) Okay, I'm not done yet. What I'm trying to say is,"
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"it's taken far too long to do this, you know,"
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"but we're finally all together."
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"(Roz) That's nice, honey."
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"Oh, thank you."
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"All right, that's enough."
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"L'chaim, everyone."
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"(all) L'chaim!"
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"L'ha-ha."
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"Like you have popcorn stuck in the throat. It's a..."
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"Okay. To family."
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"[all laughing]"
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"To family."
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"Oh! I forgot."
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"I want to say one more thing about my vasectomy."
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"(Roz) Sit down."
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"Honey, get yourself over here."
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"I went overboard?"
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"(Roz) A little bit."
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"You're so cute, they'll forgive you anything."
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"(Bernie) God! You're so beautiful."
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"[whispering] You are the sexiest woman alive I know."
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"Mmm. You're just trying to get me back into bed."
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"(Bernie) Or the hammock."
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"[clearing throat]"
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"This is a delicious Tom Collins."
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"What I did, I used real lemon juice."
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"It's from our trees here. That's the secret."
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"He was squeezing all afternoon."
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"Yeah. And, Jack,"
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"I managed to make some lemon juice, too."
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"[both laughing]"
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"[gasping]"
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"(Bernie) Gay, you all right?"
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"Honey, you okay? Are you sure?"
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"[frogs croaking]"
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"Well, I think"
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"that Roz and Bernie seem like very nice people."
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"Oh! Very nice people."
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"A little off-color, but very nice."
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"Oh! But isn't it wonderful, Jack?"
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"After all this buildup,"
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"the kids are finally getting married."
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"I feel so happy."
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"Wait a second. I think he just spoke."
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"Little Jack, were you about to speak?"
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"[farts]"
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"Nope, just a little flatulence."
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"What were you saying, honey?"
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"Nothing, dear."
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"Guys, where are you going?"
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"We're checking out Jack's macho-wacho trailer."
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"Yeah. I want to see that boob."
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"Can I talk to you for a sec? Yeah."
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"Hey, listen, don't let Moses go in there. They have a cat."
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"Moses is perfectly trained--"
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"Dad, he humps everything that moves."
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"Honey, he's like his father."
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"I never cheated on you."
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"They're not listening to me."
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"So, what's up?"
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"They seem to be getting along really well, don't you think?"
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"Yeah, they do. I know. I kind of feel bad that I worried so much."
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"Yeah. That was okay."
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"What's going on?"
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"I'm pregnant."
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"You're pregnant? Mmm-hmm."
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"I'm two weeks late. I'm nauseous,"
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"my boobs hurt, and I can smell everything."
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"You're gonna have a baby. Yeah. A baby."
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"Oh, we're gonna have a little baby, a baby."
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"I'm pregnant."
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"I just-- l..."
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"[laughing]"
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"Yeah."
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"Oh, shit!"
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"You realize your father is going to kill me?"
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"No, no, no, no, no."
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"He's not gonna find out because we're not going to tell him."
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"No, no, no, no, no. Come on. He's a human lie detector."
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"He lives to sniff out stuff like this."
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"We'll get through this weekend,"
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"we'll get through tomorrow."
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"And--and--and we'll tell them on Sunday before we go."
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"Okay? We'll tell them all."
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"I just hate the idea of keeping secrets from your dad."
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"It's just one little secret."
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"Oh! Hi, neighbors."
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"Hello."
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"The Fockers, honey."
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"A la fancy-shmancy."
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"Welcome to the chateau."
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"No wonder they don't want to sleep in our shit box."
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