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Clips from Meet the Fockers (2004)

"Look at this place."
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"[Moses barking]"
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"l--I don't think the dog is such a good idea."
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"Don't worry. Moses is more of a lover than a fighter."
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"Jesus! Moses!"
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"He's always dreamt of me having a white wedding."
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"You don't know how upset he's gonna be."
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"No, I do know."
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"(Bernie) Moses! Moses!"
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"(Jack) Jinxy!"
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"(Greg) Dad, I told you to keep him out of the RV."
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"He said he wanted to see the RV."
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"Dad!"
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"Moses! Moses!"
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"(Jack) Get that goddamn dog out of here!"
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"Mo!"
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"(Bernie) Oh, God!"
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"Dad!"
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"[Moses whimpering]"
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"(Greg) Oh! Jinx."
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"Jinx, don't do it."
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"Jinxy, no."
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"Don't do it!"
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"(all three) No!"
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"[whimpering]"
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"Jesus! Moses! Hold on."
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"Moses, hold on. I'm gonna save you!"
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"The cat can flush?"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"[Little Jack wailing]"
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"Get out of the way!"
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"(Jack) Hey! What the hell are you doing? That's my toilet!"
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"I got to get my dog!"
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"Forget your dog. What about my toilet?"
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"Moses!"
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"[grunts]"
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"[yelling]"
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"[sobbing]"
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"(Pam) No! Stop the baby! Stop the baby!"
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"[screaming]"
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"[wailing continues]"
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"(Bernie) He's alive!"
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"He's fine."
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"So much for the protection of our rolling safe house."
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"Oh, honey, he was trying to save his pet."
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"I mean, what if it was Jinxy"
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"who got flushed into a toilet?"
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"Mr. Jinx has had extensive aquatic training."
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"He would have known exactly what to do in the event of a submersion."
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"[purring]"
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"[growling]"
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"[clearing throat]"
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"20-minute warning for dinner, guys."
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"Sorry about the trailer, Jack."
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"[whispering] Muskrat."
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"It's okay, Bernard."
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"[growling]"
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"There's no way we're not telling him this weekend."
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"I know. That's what I was saying."
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"So, what do you wanna do?"
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"I'm not sure. I never thought this'd be an issue."
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"I thought we'd be married before we got pregnant."
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"Hey. What?"
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"Why don't we move the wedding up to next month?"
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"What?"
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"Then we'll tell your dad"
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"you got pregnant on the honeymoon."
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"Oh, my God, yeah, that could work."
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"Yeah. It's perfect, right? Yeah."
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"Okay. Good. Just follow my lead."
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"Okay. Okay."
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"??[humming]"
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"Without further ado, my famous Focker Fondue."
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"[all applauding]"
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"Come on, dig in. Come on. Get it while it's hot."
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"That is so impressive, Bernie. Did you do that yourself?"
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"Oh, sure. Oh! I love to cook."
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"I can't even fry an egg."
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"(Bernie) True."
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"I burn cornflakes."
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"I'm amazed he finds the time to cook"
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"with such a high-powered legal career."
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"High-powered?"
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"I wouldn't exactly call-- Uh-oh!"
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"You kicked me. Why did you kick me?"
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"I kick--kicked you because you're being modest"
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"and you should tell people that you are a good lawyer, which he is,"
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"a-a-and he has fought"
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"some really big, important legal battles."
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"Truth is, Jack, when Gay was born, I stopped practicing"
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"and became a stay-at-home dad."
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"Oh, believe me,"
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"he won a trial or two in his day."
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"Oh! Extremely good trial lawyer."
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"A regular Clarence Darrow."
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"So Roz was the primary breadwinner"
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"and you didn't have a job?"
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"(Pam) Dad."
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"Honey, come on, you could say he had the hardest job."
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"Oh, he's--he's just kidding."
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"Of course, I'm... Yes."
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"Why don't we jump into the topic of the hour, hmm,"
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"the big Focker-Byrnes wedding."
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"Yes. Good."
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"I know we've been talking about a--a fall wedding..."
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"[Bernie speaking in Spanish]"
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"[woman speaking in Spanish]"
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"Is that lsabel?"
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"Oh, yeah. Our former housekeeper, lsabel."
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"You know, she has her own catering business now, isn't that great?"
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"And--and I asked her to come and help Bernie in the kitchen this weekend."
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"You didn't tell me she was here."
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"Gay had a monster crush on her when he was a teenager."
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"(Pam) Really?"
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"I didn't have any monster crush."
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"You didn't tell me about that."
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"Yeah. Because it's not true."
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"Oh, not true? Then I didn't catch you doing baziga to her passport photo"
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"when you were, what, 13?"
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"(Roz) Honey, stop."
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