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Clips from Meet the Fockers (2004)

"Little somethin' I've been workin' on."
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"Oh, I see. Oh."
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"Mom will be out in a sec. What's that?"
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"It's you."
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"It's the Wall of Gaylord."
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"The Wall of Gaylord?"
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"Isn't it nice to finally display your accomplishments, Son?"
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"Honey, look at all your awards."
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"That's great."
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"He's my champion."
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"Oh, I didn't know"
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"they made ninth place ribbons."
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"Oh, Jack, they got them all the way up to 10th place."
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"Hey! Anybody want to get a drink by the lagoon?"
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"This one looks impressive."
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""Mazel tov, Gaylord M. Focker. World's Greatest Nurse.""
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"[chuckling]"
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"Very nice."
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"We've always tried"
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"to instill a sense of self in Gaylord"
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"without being too goal-oriented."
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"It's not about winning or losing,"
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"it's about passion."
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"We just want him to love what he's doin'."
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"You know what I mean, Jack?"
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"Not really, Bernard."
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"I think a competitive drive"
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"is the essential key that makes America"
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"the only remaining superpower in the world today."
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"Well, whatever works. Mmm-hmm."
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"(Roz) All right. Don't forget the positions."
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"Bye, Dr. Roz. You're a lifesaver."
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"Oh, Thank you, BJ. Goodbye."
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"lra, remember, easy on the thrusting."
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"You're not 7? anymore."
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"(lra) Bing, bang, bong."
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"What--What kind of work does your mother do with those patients?"
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"Those look like yoga mats. Is there yoga involved?"
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"It's yogaesque."
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"It's sort of, um,"
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"a, um, a--a--a couples therapy."
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"Kind of mind-body..."
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"It's kind of her own sort of--"
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"Rozela! Sweetheart, living room!"
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"Hello! Hello! Hello!"
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"How are you, baby girl?"
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"Good, Roz."
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"God! Look at you, you're glowing!"
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"Oh, thank you."
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"Hi, I'm Roz Focker"
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"you must be Jack, and you must be Dina."
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"Hi."
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"l--I just can't believe"
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"it's taken us this long to meet, huh."
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"And who's this little hairball?"
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"They brought their grandson Baby Jack along."
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"He's so adorable. I could eat him up."
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"Bern, did you show them where they're sleeping?"
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"Right, right, right. Because we don't have any air-conditioning,"
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"I made up a nice spot for you in Roz's office 'cause it gets the best breeze,"
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"and it's very near the communal commode."
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"Oh, well, you know, actually, we're gonna stay in our motor home."
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"In the trailer?"
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"Come on, Jack. You're family."
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"We sleep under the same roof."
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"Actually, Mom's office is kind of cluttered."
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"So, that--that works all right."
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"It's just really easier with Little Jack."
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"No, no. Really. We insist."
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"They wanna sleep in the trailer,"
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"let them sleep in the trailer."
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"Mom, it's not actually-- It's not a trailer."
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"It's kind of like-- It's like a-- like a hotel on wheels."
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"This is practically a hotel. I was gonna do the turndown service--"
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"I know, I know, but it's their choice."
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"Wherever you feel most comfortable is fine."
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"(Bernie) It's not right. Bern, let it go."
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"Let it go? Fine."
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"Yeah, let it go."
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"Look at you, sulking."
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"Now, look at this. I married a teenager. Right?"
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"At least you have the libido of a teenager."
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"I gave her a little matinee today--"
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"Oh! Don't you dare! Stop it!"
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"[chuckling] How about a double feature?"
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"[laughing]"
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"(Bernie) Come on. Come on."
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"Lagoon? Why don't we go show them the lagoon?"
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"The lagoon. Come see the lagoon."
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"The lagoon, Jack. Come on."
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"We'll get drunk,"
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"we'll take a piss in the lagoon."
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"(Bernie) Roz, why don't you take them outside?"
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"Show them around. I'll make a drink."
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"Oh, God."
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"(Greg) Hey, Dad--"
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"It's going good so far, right?"
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"Dad, you gotta take down that weird shrine thing."
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"But I'm very proud of you, Gaylord."
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"What's wrong with showing it?"
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"It's ridiculous."
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"Most people aren't proud of sixth place ribbons."
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"Most people?"
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"Since when do you care about most people?"
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"I don't, but Jack is really into winning"
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"and competition and sports."
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"It's a whole other thing with him."
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"Hey. Hey. You're a winner up here and in here."
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"And that's all that matters."
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"Okay. Thank you."
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"I don't know what that means, but thank you."
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"(Jack) So, to solve that problem,"
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"I created a life-like latex left breast"
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"molded from his mother's actual left breast,"
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"so this way LJ would avoid any nipple confusion."
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"You're avoiding confusion by strapping a boob on a man?"
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"Well, yes, believe it or not,"
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"it is less confusing because of the texture..."
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"Mom."
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"...of the breast itself."
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