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Clips from Meet the Fockers (2004)

"[Little Jack wailing]"
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"What is that? What is that?"
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"Is there a baby on board?"
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"That's a baby. Yes, yes."
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"Yeah. Hmm-mmm. It was all in the message."
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"[Moses barking]"
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"Hey, Moses, go ahead,"
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"say hello to your future in-laws."
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"No, no, he's harmless."
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"And yeah, fixed. Moses."
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"That's all right."
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"(Bernie) Just shake him off."
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"Oh, no. Don't shake. He likes the shaking."
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"Moses, get off!"
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"No, don't worry. The pink part didn't get on you."
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"(Greg) Moses, go, get in your basket. Go!"
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"(Bernie) He's all talk."
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"Who's this little guy?"
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"This is our grandson, Little Jack."
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"Oh, little baby."
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"[babbling]"
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"How are you, Little Jack?"
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"Hey, Dad, don't--don't-- don't infantilize him."
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"Just talk to him like a person."
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"What are you talking about? He's a baby."
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"I want to talk to him like he's a baby."
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"Bazooka! Bazooka!"
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"[wailing]"
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"(Bernie) He likes me."
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"When Roz's dad died, I said:"
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""Hey, we're freezing our tushies off here in Detroit.""
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"You know, "Let's head south"
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"and get some year-round fun in the sun.""
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"This house is over a 100 years old, so--"
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"Dad. Dad, you continue the tour."
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"I'm gonna tell Mom we're here, okay?"
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"Oh! The upstairs bathroom is on el fritzo."
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"So we're all gonna have to share this one for now."
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"Since there's a water scarcity on the island,"
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"we kind of abide by the "if it's yellow let it mellow,"
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"if it's brown flush it down" policy."
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"Oops. Forgot my own rule."
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"[toilet flushing]"
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"The RV has paid for itself already."
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"??[music playing] All right, kids."
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"Forward and backward."
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"(Roz) Rotate those hips."
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"Let's get your kundalini rising."
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"And now it's time for the ladies"
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"to get into the reverse cowgirl position."
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"Guys, you have to lie across the Liberator pad"
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"like so."
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"Everyone look at how lra's doing it."
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"Bingo. Bango. Bungo."
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"The man is loose, he's limber and he's ready for action."
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"So, climb aboard, girls,"
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"and let me hear your bodies talk."
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"Ooh!"
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"Whoa! Yes!"
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"This position is terrific"
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"for anyone with osteoporosis, gout or goiter."
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"Stay with me, kids. We're almost done."
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"Ah! Honey!"
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"Oh! All right, guys."
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"We have to wrap it up. Everyone."
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"Remember to take your Liberator pads."
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"And don't forget to stretch before you try this at home."
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"We don't want anyone shattering a pelvis."
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"Hello, my precious."
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"Oh, I love you so much."
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"I haven't seen my bubeleh in months."
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"Honey, you feel thin. No, no."
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"You're not eating. What's the matter?"
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"No. I'm fine. Mom, how do we explain all these people to the Byrneses?"
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"Honey, they're leaving. The Byrneses won't know they were here."
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"Okay. We agreed to be discreet about you being a sex therapist this weekend"
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"until you got to know Jack and Dina better. Right?"
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"Don't worry. I'll be discreet. I put all my toys away."
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"And my office is all ready for them to sleep in."
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"Your office? No, no. We're putting them upstairs."
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"Your father thought they'd be more comfortable down here."
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"The upstairs plumbing... You don't wanna know."
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"Talk to me about something important, honey."
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"How are things with you and Pam?"
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"They're great."
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"Because, you know, after two years,"
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"you have to work to keep things going."
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"Does she still climax regularly?"
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"Mom."
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"You can't talk that way this weekend, okay?"
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"Honey, I'm just saying"
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"I didn't raise you to be a so-so lover."
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"I know. Okay, what is he doing?"
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"What? Don't--don't worry about them."
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"Mom, Mom,"
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"you got to get these people out of here now."
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"Okay."
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"Wipe that little gloss off you."
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"Okay."
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"You hunt deer, Bernard?"
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"What? No, I hate that thing."
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"Roz's father gave it to us."
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"He was into all that macho-wacho crap."
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"Oh! So is Greg."
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"He and I went duck-hunting together. Didn't we, Greg? Hmm?"
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"Duck-hunting? Me and you?"
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"Duck-hunting? Yeah. Mmm-hmm."
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"What? What?"
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"Gay, you went duck-hunting with--with Jack?"
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"Um, yeah. We went, we did."
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"We went on a little hunting trip."
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"You shot a duck?"
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"I shot at a duck and... Mmm-hmm."
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"You killed an innocent creature of the sky?"
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"I don't... Did l... I did... I don't..."
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"I think I might've clipped it or..."
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"Never really checked."
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"Oh, Lord."
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"And now, for the piece de resistance."
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"[gasping] Oh, my goodness."
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