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Clips from Meet the Fockers (2004)

"Focker! Focker!"
Meet the Fockers (2004)
"Okay. I know this looks bad, but I can explain it."
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"What the hell happened? I said no monkey business."
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"No. There was no monkey business."
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"No monkey business?"
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"You're wearing my breast, Little Jack is drinking,"
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"Moses is sodomizing Jinx,"
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"and you're telling me there's no monkey business?"
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"What is going on here? You all right, LJ?"
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"Hello! We're home! Hey, guys."
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"(Jack) Give me the bottle."
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"What's happened to Little Jack?"
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"His hands are stuck to the bottle of rum."
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"Thank you, Dad. You bet they're stuck."
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"Greg, how did this happen?"
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"And why are you wearing antlers?"
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"It's very complicated."
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"It's just a little glue. He's fine."
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"He's not fine. If he could use his hands, he'd tell you himself."
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"All right. That's all right. Come on."
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"Little Jack, honey, are you okay?"
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"Greg..."
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"(Jack) Dina. Pam."
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"(Pam) Yes, Dad, uh... I'm coming. Little Jack."
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"Honey, I said a thimble, not a bottle."
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"Oh, Greg."
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"Hey."
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"[whispering] How's the little guy doing?"
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"[whispering] Everything is just as good as new."
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"Yeah."
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"Dad, come on."
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"(Roz) Is he all right? He's asleep."
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"I don't care if they did call you Larry Poppins."
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"You are completely unfit to handle a child."
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"It was Barry Poppins."
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"What kind of sick cocktail were you gonna make my grandson?"
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"Jack, the baby's teething."
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"I told Greg to give him some rum to ease the pain."
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"It was your idea? Yes."
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"What is wrong with you people?"
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"I used to rub bourbon on Denny's gums."
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"Yeah! Look what happened to him."
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"Greg, you couldn't follow a simple set of instructions?"
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"Jack, he was screaming."
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"So I went in and gave him a little attention. Okay?"
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"He's learning to self-soothe."
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"These setbacks are disastrous for his development."
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"The child is adorable,"
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"but you're not raising Little Buddha over here."
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"Mom. What are you saying?"
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"I'm saying that I've seen that kid eat"
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"at least 15 boogers since he's been here"
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"and I've got news for you, Jack,"
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"prodigies don't eat their own boogers."
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"And I have news for you. Prodigies don't come in 10th place"
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"every time either."
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"Okay, Dad. That's my fiance."
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"I'm sorry. I've never seen people"
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"celebrate mediocrity the way you do."
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"Because we love our son? We hug our son?"
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"Let's get down to it. The truth is,"
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"you're so concerned about that Little Jack, but I think"
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"that it's the Little Jack in you"
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"who's crying out for a hug."
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"The Little Jack in me?"
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"Jack, you have issues."
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"I'm trying to understand why you run around"
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"with a rubber boob strapped to your chest."
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"Were you ever breastfed?"
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"Mom, stop. Key question."
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"My guess is no."
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"Spare me the drugstore psychology."
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"[all chattering]"
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"Everybody! All right. Everybody just..."
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"Everybody just stop, okay?"
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"Jack, I am not going to make any excuses. Yes,"
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"Little Jack wouldn't stop crying so I gave him some hugs"
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"and I let him watch TV."
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"I went to answer the phone, I was gone a second, I came back in,"
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"he let himself out of the playpen, he put on Scarface,"
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"and he glued his hands to the rum bottle. Okay?"
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"That's it."
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"Oh. That's it."
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"Greg just said, "That's it." So I feel much better now."
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"Daddy, would you mind..."
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"Please, Daddy. He made an honest mistake. Let it go."
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"He's fine, Greg. He's asleep."
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"·Little Jack mumbling·"
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"He spoke."
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"(Little Jack) Asshole."
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"What?"
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"Did he say what I am thinking?"
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"I think he did."
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"Little Jack, what did you just say?"
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"Asshole."
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"His first word?"
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"It just slipped out of my mouth. l--"
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"He has a mind like a sponge."
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"That's enough."
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"I'm calling a family conference."
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"Oh, it's a great idea, Jack."
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"Let's finally get your problems out on the table."
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"No, no, I mean with my own family. Excuse us."
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"I'd like to talk to Pam and Dina in private."
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"Of course, of course, take your time."
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"(Roz) Come on, honey."
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"I'm not so sure"
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"this wedding is such a good idea."
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"To say the least, I don't like what I'm seeing from these Fockers."
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"What?"
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"Has Greg ever mentioned the name Jorge to you? Jor--"
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"I don't know what you're talking about. No, why?"
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"Because I think your fiance may have"
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"a few skeletons in his closet that he is not telling you about."
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"And skeletons don't like living in closets."
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"Oh, my God, Here we go again. Dad, listen,"
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"you know, Greg has no skeletons. Okay?"
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"Oh, really? He does not."
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"Do you know that? Yes, I know that."
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"Will you just-- I'm not a child."
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